Describe what happened in your last dnd sessionone word or phrase

[KorvinStarmast]

I held the thing in the thing, and now it has been thinged.

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As one of the other players put it: We frobnikated the Widget!

[Slipjig]

Meeting a contact in ANOTHER Evil Sex Club.

[Sindal]

Braving a haunted blizzard to reach out to my deceased twin brother

(Alt title:)
"3d8 Psychic 2d6 cold and 2d6 physical if you fail a save each turn"

[Malimar]

Preposterous satire of courtly intrigue.

(Running The Wild Beyond the Witchlight; the party is in Downfall, dealing with the Soggy Court.)

[Easy e]

The end of D&D Honor Among Thieves in the arena.

[GooeyChewie]

Smoke inhalation killed a dragon.

[Beelzebub1111]

Bad betting

[faegames]

We lost the crown and now my friend is a mindless zombie.

[KorvinStarmast]

On the elemental plane of storms and lightning, I failed all saving throws against lightning damage.

[Waterdeep Merch]

Gilligan's Island, except everyone dies.

[Dualight]

A beholder tried to enslave the party. It, as well as it's arena, died, we recruited a duodrone and a bunch of former slaves, and we retrieved our myconid friend and their giant lizard friend/legs.

[Pex]

Tried to convince a bugbear to let the party free the goblinoid tribe (goblins, bugbears, hobgoblins) from their King and the oppression of their overlord (the BBEG of the campaign), not realizing I was talking to the King.

[Grod_The_Giant]

The books want you dead.

[KorvinStarmast]

Watched three giants slaughter various humanoids on the sands of the arena in the drow capital: Erelhei Cinlu

[Dr.Samurai]

Used Inspiration to roll a wisdom saving throw with Advantage. Failed with a 16, got Paralyzed. Discovered painfully that the fire giant king can grant mobility and attacks to his fire giants as legendary actions. Sat out the rest of the climactic encounter of our years long campaign as the giants held onto my body to place on the sacrificial altar. (Remembered days later that I should have used Indomitable .)

[Malimar]

Gelatinous Cube polymorphed into a Giant Dragonfly, did not understand the situation, tried to Engulf PCs, it didn't work.

[TheHalfAasimar]

I was DMing(not relevant)

So you know how Misty catches a Psyduck in indigo league when the dumb thing just taps a Poke Ball? Well, the same thing happened, but with a badger.

[Beelzebub1111]

Players take out 6 wizards, tank a meteor swarm, race drakes around the city, but must prepare to face their greatest challenge yet: Competitive Donkey Kong.

[Witty Username]

Get ambushed by monsters, response:
We have stew?

[KorvinStarmast]

PCs put a monk to sleep, muffled the arch mage's voice, and teleported out with the captive they were sent to get - as a bonus the druid healed the captive's body guard well enough that he joined the teleport.

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Alternate answer:

Teleported into the duke's mother's room as a deva was giving her last rites. (Awkward!)

[Beelzebub1111]

I think this criminal might be lying to us.

[Easy e]

Dropping acid.......

[Beelzebub1111]

Players win smash brothers by making the last competitor pee his pants and run away.

Players then proceed to solve a hedge maze with flight and invisiblity.

[KorvinStarmast]

We summoned and unleashed The Phoenix whose flame purified an old forest that had become infested with demonic sap/soil/roots/awakened trees, and somehow didn't burn down the forest.

[Urmgurm01]

I now hate dogs

[KorvinStarmast]

We jumped out of the second story window and ended up going to the gazebo, which turned out to be a mausoleum.

[Mastikator]

Rock fell, 5/7 PCs died.

Also: player changed character, lived for 5 rounds.

[Waterdeep Merch]

Salvation was snatched away at the last second by an enraged lobster.

[GooeyChewie]

Salvation was snatched away at the last second by an enraged lobster.

Rock lobster!

[Beelzebub1111]

Compulsive Liar confounds paladin by telling her she's pretty.