Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!

[ZeroNumerous]

Lopez, you will be missed.

[Oslecamo]

I...It's my fault, sir, I told Lopez what really hapened to his younger brother, but he just couldn't overcome it's demise like he overcomed the death of us fleshbags. He was filled with alien bloodlust. It clouded his judgements, it made him act rashly... I'm so sorry...

But rejoice, for altough his shell was destroyed, Lopez is now on the great factory in the heavens, togheter with his younger brother, where you never run out of time units, and no alien weapon can pierce his new celestial plating.



Can we fit his memory circuits in the new craft?

(great update btw, I have no idea where you keep geting the inspiration)

[pendell]

But rejoice, for altough his shell was destroyed, Lopez is now on the great factory in the heavens, togheter with his younger brother, where you never run out of time units, and no alien weapon can pierce his new celestial plating.

Not only that, but if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of otherworldly aliens being crushed underneath his manly steel treads. Hard to feel sorry for him when he's having the time of his li ... er, existence.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

[Cubey]

*a small picture lies on Cubey's desk*

[chiasaur11]

*a small picture lies on Cubey's desk*

I like the way you think.

[BRC]

I like the way you think.

What do we call him
Lopez II, Son of Lopez
Lopez II, Tank Goodness
Lopez With a Vengence
Lopez II, This time it shoots Plasma!

[Eldan]

Lopez: The Revenge

Aliens vs. Lopez

Lopez Day

Saving Private Redshirt

[Pie Guy]

I can't believe this wasn't originally Lopez!

[Arbitrarity]

I can't believe it's not Lopez!

Fix'd.
10char

[Alex Knight]

3) I go on the mission and get left behind. All by my poor lonesome with vast, vast cloning chambers and manufacturing facilities all controlled from a single node. An unguarded, unoccupied node.

You forgot: "Beaten into a bloody smear by Col. Knight for failing to inflict sufficient carnage on the xeno scum."

[ZeroNumerous]

I like simply: Lopez II.

Or: Lopez: The Shooting.

Finally, we should consider: Lopez II: Expedition to Return to Castle Lopez

[Swot]

How about just Lopez,
he just got better.

We also have a backup memory and ai updated real time in case of emergency (Pretty sure it was Cubey's idea, though he kept muttering *and in case of transfer* but that could just be my imagination)

It's guarded in a cement vault by three Chrysalids chained to the center.

But it might be corrupted by now, it's a bit humid in there.

[pendell]

Alien Vs. Lopez: Requiem

You forgot: "Beaten into a bloody smear by Col. Knight for failing to inflict sufficient carnage on the xeno scum."

No, I didn't. Read further down thread.

But if it's all the same to you, I'd rather kill aliens. FOR LOPEZ!

Respectfully,

Brian P.

[chiasaur11]

Alien Vs. Lopez: Requiem



No, I didn't. Read further down thread, you'll see I have already anticipated possible death at the hands of fellow X-COM personnel and have prepared contingencies against that prospect. Heh heh.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

You obviously underestimate the efficiency of Copper's filing system.

The phylactery is in a marked cabinet.

Seriously, he's got folders for things that don't even have physical existence.

It's scary.

[BRC]

You obviously underestimate the efficiency of Copper's filing system.

The phylactery is in a marked cabinet.

Seriously, he's got folders for things that don't even have physical existence.

It's scary.

I believe he's color coded those folders with Beige tabs...

[ZeroNumerous]

I believe he's color coded those folders with Beige tabs...

Just.. Don't look in the Aquamarine ones.. Those pictures will be burned into my retina until the day I die.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

LOOOOPEEZZZZZZZZ!!!!

[BRC]

Just.. Don't look in the Aquamarine ones.. Those pictures will be burned into my retina until the day I die.

What sucks is that the Storage Room Inventories, the ones we need to sign to check out our Psi Amps, are Sky Blue, and I can never tell the difference.

Before, I just tricked Alex into checking the folders for me, as his brain is impervious to horror, but now I just hold my breath and hope to get lucky.

[chiasaur11]

What sucks is that the Storage Room Inventories, the ones we need to sign to check out our Psi Amps, are Sky Blue, and I can never tell the difference.

Before, I just tricked Alex into checking the folders for me, as his brain is impervious to horror, but now I just hold my breath and hope to get lucky.

At least you haven't seen the dark aquamarine folders.

They've been popping up since we added Slaanesh to the active roster.

I'd wear thick gloves before touching them.

[Johnny Blade]

I believe he's color coded those folders with Beige tabs...

I believe those are the ones that could theoretically come into being. The Cream colors are theoretically impossible items.
Don't look into the Citrine folder, though - they're even worse than the Aquamarine ones, judging by the sobbing of that recruit we had over for testing some time ago...Kane was it, I think, dunno what happened to him. That's where the unthinkable ones are stored. Seriously, don't even go there, you don't know what could happen.

[Jimorian]

I believe those are the ones that could theoretically come into being. The Cream colors are theoretically impossible items.
Don't look into the Citrine folder, though - they're even worse than the Aquamarine ones, judging by the sobbing of that recruit we had over for testing some time ago...Kane was it, I think, dunno what happened to him. That's where the unthinkable ones are stored. Seriously, don't even go there, you don't know what could happen.

I think you mean Kane instead.

The seafoam folders are the one's I'm curious about. I saw Copper open one and there was this strange glow coming from inside...

[EleventhHour]

At least you haven't seen the dark aquamarine folders.

They've been popping up since we added Slaanesh to the active roster.

I'd wear thick gloves before touching them.

Your forgetting the sky blue, Robin's egg blue, azure, sapphire, ultramarine, marine, and aqua.

The Sapphire one is mine, no touching!

[Johnny Blade]

Your forgetting the sky blue, Robin's egg blue, azure, sapphire, ultramarine, marine, and aqua.

The Sapphire one is mine, no touching!

What? I thought that was mine. Oh wait, no, I've got the navy blue one. I...guess that explains why my drawers feel funny today.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Lopez: X-COM's trusted Heavy Weapons Platform, Lopez has been a key component of every mission. Whether he's drawing fire, slaughtering Chryssalids, or just scouting, Lopez is the linchpin of any X-COM assault.
Finally, those who gave their last measure of devotion for X-COM.

Artanis
Fri
Lokxy
Winterwind
Kane
Eldan
Bouregard
Penguinizer
That other guy
Dallas Dakota
Headless Ninja
Azure Butterfly

You will not be forgotten. For at least half an hour.

This proves that Lopez isn't dead.

...or that Chiasaur hasn't updated the OP.

I choose to believe the first.

[Alex Knight]

Before, I just tricked Alex into checking the folders for me, as his brain is impervious to horror, but now I just hold my breath and hope to get lucky.

Once you've seen Copper eat, nothing will ever scare you again.

[Alex Knight]

No, I didn't. Read further down thread.

Do you actually think something like that would stop me from beating you and your phylactary into bloody smears?

[Copper8642]

(I think I'm going to keep track of what all the different colors you guys mentioned are. Can't do it now though, so if someone else feels kind, they can do it. Otherwise, I'll do it.

On another note, I don't think I 100% understood the latest bit of story. But no matter, I got most of it.)

"Hey guys, why are you backing away from these folders... wait... aren't those just my family photos... what is wrong with you guys? ..........guys?"

*Goes back to making a shrine to Lopez out of spare supplies.*

"He may not have respected me in the slightest, but damn, I know a good man when I meet one."

[BRC]

Your forgetting the sky blue, Robin's egg blue, azure, sapphire, ultramarine, marine, and aqua.

The Sapphire one is mine, no touching!

Those Ultramarine folders just punch me in the face, shout somthing about an emperor, then complain about being bland.

[Pie Guy]

Well, stories like this make me glad to be on another continent. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go on a scouting mission in Nebraska with Knight to see if he can can find his way back after I consider the corn a lost cause.

[Trazoi]

I'm sorry about Lopez. I tried my best to save him but dammit, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.