GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[rakkoon]

In what kind of animal would you like to be able to shift to?

[Blue Ghost]

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How’s life at the moment?

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

What’s your elemental affinity?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Are you part of any other online communities?

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Socks: Yes or no?

What’s your pony name?

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What’s your favorite greeting?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

What’s your favorite smilie?

[Serpentine]

Have you ever travelled overseas?

If so, what event really drove it home that you weren't in your own country anymore?

What place/s do you most and least want to visit?

What have you recently discovered or worked out about yourself?

In what ways have you changed since you were half your current age?

In what ways have you stayed the same?

What are you most proud of?

What are you most ashamed of?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your greatest regret?

What do you consider the best and worst of all your senses (that is, what do you think is the best and worst smell, taste, etc)?

Wanna meet whenever I end up in your part of the world?

[Shyftir]

Hey guys I'm pretty sorry about this cuz I was loking forward to this but, my computer and therefore regular access to the internets has been solidly down for around two months and probably will remain so for at least that long. As it is I'm just on real quick to check e-mails and the like. I'm really sorry I won't be able to answer all these questions. Please forgive me.

If you're really dieing to know you could alwasy support the (nonexistant) Fix Shyftir's Compy Fund.

[ghost_warlock]

Sorry to hear that, Shyftir, hopefully by the time another round of GtKaP rolls around you computer issues will be solved and you'll get your chance for a proper interview. As it stands, however, it's time to proceed to the next interview.

Without further ado, bodaks and ghouls put your claws together for Eruantion!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Eruantion]

1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
Not that I can think of.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
My ability to do something well at the last minute.

3. Roses or orchids?
Roses

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
Water and air. Good music, my girlfriend, the fact that there are still people doing good in the world and there's hope for humanity.

5. How did you get to be so awesome?
It just happened one day.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
I was six, and I wish I knew that someday I wouldn't be able to go out and play whenever I wanted, and I should take advantage of that.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
My girlfriend

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
I've never given this any thought, but I'd hate to give a lame answer. I'll come back to it.

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
I want to be remembered for being the best person I can be and leaving this place better than I found it. Or taking over the world with an army of robots. Y'know, either way

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
Man, there are too many for me to choose a favorite. I can't think of any right now.

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
The ability to freeze things, so I could freeze him and his cold blood would make him go into hibernation.

12. Beards or babies?
Babies

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
Yes. It is mascaravian. And it means a word Eruantion made up for an interview.

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
Something that is abundant for a long period of time.

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
I don't really have anything like that.

16. Favorite mythological monster?
The hydra

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
In the throne room of your magnificent palace.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
I strike you down with your own scepter

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
An answer to a silly question can show as much about a person as a serious one.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
I dunno, it seemed fun.

[rakkoon]

Which celebrity does your girlfriend resemble most?

[Eruantion]

What question would you like to be asked?
One to which I have an answer

What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
Felinity

What is the square root of Pi?
Delicious

What's your favorite OOTS strip?
This one. Not because of the storyline it starts, but because V's kids are flipping adorable.

What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
I've never read Erfworld, sorry

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Um, I'd like to think my persona on here is no different from what I'm like in real life. Except I'm more of a jerk sometimes in real life.

Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
Loved one, no contest. Sorry, strangers.

What is your favorite word?
Machiavellian. It just sounds cool.

What is your least favorite word?
Gist.

What makes you enthusiastic?
I'm the captain of my school's Quidditch team. I'm pretty enthusiastic about that.

What disappoints you?
Popular culture, particularly the music.

What sound do you love?
Good music, particularly from clarinets.

What sound do you hate?
The sound of my brother eating.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
It would be cool to go into astronomy or something, but I'm not good enough at science and math for that.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
One of those guys who has to go into sewers. Basically anything on Dirty Jobs.

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
I like grey, dark red, dark green and navy

What do you like to collect?
Nothing much, really

How many avatars do you have?
Six, I think

Are you ever coming to GenCon?
I have to know what it is first

What type of chocolate do you prefer?
Dark

What type and how many pets do you have?
One cat and three kittens I'm keeping until we can find them a better home.

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
I used to, I don't any more

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
Of course! Do you like gouda?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
Nope

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
Probably a hunting rifle. You have to shoot the head, you know.

Are you running to something, or from something?
From. My high school. And when I graduate I will never be back again.

What's the magic word?
Please..?

Which celebrity does your girlfriend resemble most?
Um, a young Jodie Foster plus Zooey Deschanel.

[Asthix]

Do you have a favorite author? If so, whom?

What was the last work of fiction you read?

If you were a car, what kind of tree would you want to run into?

[Eruantion]

Do you have a favorite author? If so, whom?
As much as I love to read, the closest thing I have to a favorite author is Tolkien.

What was the last work of fiction you read?
Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley. I read it for school, but found it very good.

If you were a car, what kind of tree would you want to run into?
Preferably a sapling.

[Blue Ghost]

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How’s life at the moment?

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

What’s your elemental affinity?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Are you part of any other online communities?

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Socks: Yes or no?

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What’s your favorite greeting?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

What’s your favorite smilie?

[rakkoon]

Which celebrity does your girlfriend resemble most?
Um, a young Jodie Foster plus Zooey Deschanel.

Yowsa. So...what's the secret of success ?

[Eruantion]

How’s life at the moment?
I can't complain, honestly. The things I do complain about are essentially trivial.

Favorite color?
Green

Favorite fruit?
Strawberries

Favorite ice cream?
Strawberry

What is your theme song?
Keep The Car Running by Arcade Fire

What is your alignment?
Neutral Good

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?
I've never played, I wouldn't know

What is the meaning of life?
Whatever you want it to be.

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
There are many types of love, few feel all of them in their lives.
Friendship?
Friends are the most important thing a person can have.
Freedom?
Freedom is wonderful, but sometimes a sacrifice needs to be made for safety.

What is the color of your aura?
I don't know what my aura even is...

What does your essence taste like?
Isn't your essence your blood?

What’s your elemental affinity?
Again, I have no clue what all this means

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?
Perenelle, unless we can't go with our significant others.

Are you part of any other online communities?
I used to be on Bungie.net, the makers of Halo, but I never really post there.

What fictional character do you most identify with?
Besides several characters I've modeled after myself,

Socks: Yes or no?
Never.

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?
Mine is a tree, which symbolizes both my love for nature and knowledge.

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?
Just Perenelle, although I'm friends with one or two on Facebook. I'd love to meet more though.

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?
You know, I don't have anything that really stands out right now.

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?
I think the best kinds of compliments are the ones that let you know you're accepted into a group, like if you're a new guy.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
I'm not entirely sure.

What’s your favorite greeting?
"How's it going?"

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?
"Have a good one"

What’s your favorite smilie?


Yowsa. So...what's the secret of success ?
I'll say Um, what do you refer to by success?

[ghost_warlock]

Well, Eruantion, it's been a lot of fun, but I'm afraid this episode is over. Hopefully, we can share some laughs again next season. Catch you later, brony! Feel free to help yourself to the muffins and a copy of the home game.

Ghost directs him to the stack of hand-mirrors by the refreshments.

Next up, everyone get out your clipboards and straight-jackets for our forum's own master of the creepy slashfic, the ever enigmatic and poetic Helgraf!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[Helgraf]

Answers in quote boxes, bold where questions are not, unbold where questions are bold.

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
Black, blue, dark green, white
What do you like to collect?
RPG books, dice, costuming bits, interesting people
How many avatars do you have?
Hmmm. On GitP? Seven, I believe.
Are you ever coming to GenCon?
I intend to make one as a life goal. When it will be? Harder to say.
What type of chocolate do you prefer?
I like most forms of chocolate, though both dark and white more than milk.
What type and how many pets do you have?
None currently
Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
No.

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What question would you like me to like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
Cat. Cats, pretty much sum it up for me.
What is the square root of Pi?
~1.772453850905516027298167483341
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
Hard to say - there's a lot of good ones. The "Thog as Hulk" (why Thog's pants turn purple) is one that comes back to mind.
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
Wanda. Though she doesn't wear much to begin with, so it doesn't take very long.
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?Helgraf is me, though he's a little more willing to take risks than I end up being in person. Renfield ... carries echoes of me, darker me.
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose? No matter which I choose, ultimately the plans of Victor Von Doom are still advanced by my choice. Long live Doom!
What is your favorite word? Doom?
What is your least favorite word? Is not printable per forum rules.
What makes you enthusiastic? The prospect of enjoyable activities to come. Meeting new people or friends face to face. Good cooking. One half of Bipolar tendencies.
What disappoints you? Hypocrisy (my own included). Lack of communication and the unfortunate things that develop because of it. Television.
What sound do you love? Rainstorms
What sound do you hate? Fax squeal.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Writer. Accountant. RPG worldbuilder.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Door to door anything. Cold Sales. Telemarketing.

[Asthix]

Do you have a favorite author? If so, whom?

What was the last work of fiction you read?

What is your favorite thing about the Playground?

What kind of hat would you wear if you could have any hat?

[Haruki-kun]

How did you come across GITP?

Ah liek you, do you liek me?

[ghost_warlock]

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

14. Do you like haiku?

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

[Helgraf]

As before, replies inside quotes, bold or unbold so they stand out from the questions.

Do you have a favorite author? If so, whom?
Hard to say, though Terry Pratchett comes in high.
What was the last work of fiction you read?
Hmmm. Lost in Finding (Hawk's Flight)
What is your favorite thing about the Playground?
Structured games?
What kind of hat would you wear if you could have any hat?
One that kept the sun out of my eyes, did not easily come off my head and did not constrict my forehead.

How did you come across GITP?
Pretty sure someone somewhere linked OotS and I followed, did an archive trawl, and dived into the forums a few days later.
Ah liek you, do you liek me?
That depends. Is this some sort of meme thing? If so, then no. Otherwise, sure.

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?
Ehh, not so much grudges as memories of my own failures.
2. What's your favorite band/musician?
Very difficult question, but Pink Floyd, Elton John, Genesis and Metallica all ride pretty high on the wagon.
3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?
I like orange juice. I like grape juice. I like -some- pomegranate blends. However, with the diabetes, I can only drink tiny amounts.
4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?
Cotton.
5. Have you ever owned a slinky?
Several - but consecutively, not concurrently.
6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?
Licorice Calhoun.

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?
The one that tastes best.

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?
Yes, but not nearly as much as I used to. Which says something, I think.

9. What is your favorite restaurant?
Hooboy. This one gets a different answer any time it's asked, just about. I'll say Bertucci's for the time being.

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?
My mother

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?
Sure, fine.

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?
It all depends on how you accent it.

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'
Some sort of darwin-fish with fingers.

14. Do you like haiku?
Some

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose? zombies and aliens destroying one another with acceptable minimum human casualties as judged by the humans.

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?
Goodbye Diabetes!

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?
The 'evidence' is dubious at best.

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?
Get obsessed with minutae, build like a bipolar in manic mode, run out of steam and leave the project half-finished until my next inspiration hits, if ever.

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it? Furnishings. One of those ultimate tabletop RPG gamer tables. A frigidarium, tepidarium and calidarium. An elevator. Enough spare rooms to let my gaming group stay overnight comfortably for a few days. T3 access lines.

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?
Renfield.

[ghost_warlock]

Was it intentional that you skipped my first set of questions?

[Blue Ghost]

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How’s life at the moment?

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

What’s your elemental affinity?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Are you part of any other online communities?

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Socks: Yes or no?

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What’s your favorite greeting?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

What’s your favorite smilie?

[Helgraf]

As standard - my answers inside the quote blocks in reverse bold format of the questioner (if they are bold, I'm not. If they aren't, I am).

Was it intentional that you skipped my first set of questions?
No.

Next up, everyone get out your clipboards and straight-jackets for our forum's own master of the creepy slashfic, the ever enigmatic and poetic Helgraf!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
Not really, no.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
My ability to reframe situations to provide insight?

3. Roses or orchids?
Whichever one attracts less bees.

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
Biology.

5. How did you get to be so awesome?
When I figure out my awesome I'll be better equipped to answer this. Vis a vis writing, I can only presume it's a combination of talent and practice.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
Oddly enough, I was in Florida. Some fairly painful realizations about myself that might have left me in a different situation vis a vis some friends I once had.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
Hate this question. There's too many people. Playgrounders and otherwise.

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with? Let's say Tesla.

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
I really really don't like dwelling on the end. I do it too often as it is. The concept of nonexistance forevermore here frightens me terribly, and my faith in an afterlife is far shakier than it used to be, which doesn't help.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
Probably monorail cat.

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
Teleportation.

12. Beards or babies?
Both have their advantages and annoyances.

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
I'm sure I have. Sadly, my brain is being its usual self - the data is under lock and until I hear something that associates, it won't produce the key.

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
Refering to a small cluster of somulent matter under indirect stimulation.

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
Twas brillig, and the slithey toves
Didst gyre and gimble in the wabe
All a-mimsy were the borogroves
and the mome rathes outgabe.

16. Favorite mythological monster?
While I have a soft spot for ogres and other large dimwitted brutes, overall, probably the dragon.

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
Whiloplenulent.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
If by defeat, you mean convince that physical conflict was wasteful, yes.

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
Silly, but the margin is pretty narrow.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
Because I was curious what people would ask and what I'd be willing to answer and what I'd try to sidestep.

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How’s life at the moment?
Better than it was thirty minutes prior to typing this, oddly enough.

Favorite color?
Blue, though I've by turns also said red, black, and green.

Favorite fruit?
Banana or strawberry

Favorite ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip - finding one that doesn't taste like ass or cause ass flux in sugar free however, has proven ... vexsome.

What is your theme song?
The music they play when I make my entry into a venue.

What is your alignment?
Neutral along both axi with good-ish tendencies.

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?
Gold

What is the meaning of life?
Something you can only determine for yourself.

What are your thoughts on:

Love? Had it, lost it, miss it.
Friendship? One of the few worthwhile endeavors.
Freedom? We sure gave up a lot of it for security - and then failed to get security.

What is the color of your aura?
I don't know. My ability to sense auras and energy projection is next to nil even when purportedly someone is flooding me with same.

What does your essence taste like?
Salty?

What’s your elemental affinity?
Snark.

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?
More data needed.

Are you part of any other online communities?
Yes

What fictional character do you most identify with?
Used to be Raistlin Majere.

Socks: Yes or no?
When it's cold enough, yes.

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?
Do I have a cutie mark? Someone, let me know.

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?
I met several in Johnson City this year.

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?
See the links in my .sig. It's one of them.

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?
Given I don't handle praise well, it's hard for me to answer this well.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Alive

What’s your favorite greeting?
'alloa?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?
Hug

What’s your favorite smilie?
Some variant of this one:

[rakkoon]

How many WW have you played on this forum?

Do you play WW games in real life too?

[Helgraf]

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How many WW have you played on this forum?
Been playing since Mafia II / Werewolf IV. Probably well over a hundred counting all variants.
Do you play WW games in real life too?
I've played Werewolves of Miller's Hollow about 4 times.