GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[Strawberries]

Ranger Mattos

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Who is your favorite author?

Umberto Eco.

How many languages do you speak?

Unfortunately, just two. And my dialect.

Assuming x=5, y=7, and z=12.5, what it z*y^x ?

Uhm... 5129089355,46875?

[Ajadea]

How many countries have you been to?

Why don't you have a cat?

Which of your personal avatars is your favorite (not counting your normal avatar)?

What's your favorite thing about chemistry?

How'd you learn about GitP?

Are you sure it is not two hundred and ten thousand, eighty seven point five?

What is the alignment you despise most?

A genie appears! Genie uses Infinite Wish! If you could change one thing, any one thing, about the world, what would you change?

Favorite PbP character of yours?

I don't suppose you have some of that dark chocolate lying around :smalltongue?

[Ranger Mattos]

Uhm... 5129089355,46875?

*buzzer* Incorrect! Try again!

Another question:

Where is your favorite place in the world?

[Strawberries]

Ajadea

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How many countries have you been to?

Let's see, beside Italy....Austria, Sweden, Belgium, Germany, Ireland, England, Spain, France, USA, Denmark, Canada. Eleven so far. I still have a long way to go.

Why don't you have a cat?

I have a very demanding job and I don't have a gardern nor a balcony. That means the poor thing would be alone 11-12 hours a day in a small apartment. I wouldn't want that.

Which of your personal avatars is your favorite (not counting your normal avatar)?

My V-tar

What's your favorite thing about chemistry?

It makes sense, always. Unlike people. And explains reality.

How'd you learn about GitP?

Through tvtropes - I was looking for...bah, I don't even remember. You know how tvtropes is.

Are you sure it is not two hundred and ten thousand, eighty seven point five?

Of course it is. I apparently dreamt of round parentheses when there weren't ones. Serves me right to do things late and in a hurry.

What is the alignment you despise most?

Lawful evil. The alignment of tyrant and dictators.

A genie appears! Genie uses Infinite Wish! If you could change one thing, any one thing, about the world, what would you change?

Serious answer? I'll ask it to fix social injustice worldwide. Silly answer? YAY! I finallly have teleportation!!!!

Favorite PbP character of yours?

I'm quite fond of Audric. Poor guy.

I don't suppose you have some of that dark chocolate lying around :smalltongue?

I always have dark chocolate lying around. Hop on a plane and come share!

Ranger Mattos

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*buzzer* Incorrect! Try again!

Ajadea said it.

Another question:
Where is your favorite place in the world?

I've seen a lot of cool places. But my favorite would probably be by the sea on the promenade of Naples, my hometown. Mainly due to the fact that it's tied to a lot of memories.

[ghost_warlock]

Normally, I reserve these for my close friends and stalkees, but you amuse me. That's actually the 2nd highest compliment I bestow. =P
gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

14. Do you like haiku?

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

[Strawberries]

Normally, I reserve these for my close friends and stalkees, but you amuse me. That's actually the 2nd highest compliment I bestow. =P

whoah, thanks! Which is the first? And does it mean I'm a stalkee now?

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

I'm slow to get a grudge, since I usually tend to think the best of people, but when I do.... elephants are absent-minded in comparison.

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

Pink Floyd. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm old inside when it comes to music.

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

Of course I do. Apple juice, or raspberries juice would be my favourite.

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

Cotton. Wool is itchy.

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

Yes, I did. It's probably still somewhere in a garage box at my parents' house. Next to my legoes, the dismembered corpses....oh, hush, we don't talk about the dismembered corpses. But they are right next to...we never talk about them, remember? But... NEXT QUESTION!

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

Dream from Sandman. He is cool. Plus, manipulating dreams? Who wouldn't want it?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

Supper. I'd say lunch, but I almost always eat in a sorry, sorry factory canteen at lunch, so...

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

If chocolate counts as a snack, yes. Otherwise no.

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

"Reginella" in Posillipo, or "Zi' Teresa" in the sailors'district, both of them in Naples. All the fish you can eat, and a wonderful view.

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

I'm talking to my mom right now.

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

Hey, mom, you know, I'm writing about you!

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

Both in the same sentence, probably.

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

Hey, it rhymes with "dismember"!

14. Do you like haiku?

Yes, I do like them
Sometimes they are a bit too cryptic for my taste
But I do like them

(I tried, but I'm not so good at counting the number of syllables in English)

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

Aliens. At least I get to see a spaceship!

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

"Sorry, brothers, but I'm perfect as I am" . Besides, countless scifi movies have taught us never to take alien gifts at face value.

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

Nope, but if they do, they probably turn away in disgust.

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

The first one. Yeah, I'm a control freak when it comes to projects. Sue me.

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

Lots of bookcases, a comfy bed, some comfy chairs, a sofa with a chaise longue, all the technological equipment money can buy and a FRIGGING DISHWASHER! (sorry, I hate to do the dishes by hand)

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

Given that my favourite poem is "the waste land".....probably a withered abomination. Sorry about ruining your seed...

[ghost_warlock]

whoah, thanks! Which is the first?

If the Playground was besieged by a Zombigeddon, and both of you were zombie-fied, I'd be obligated to let ya'll consume my tattered flesh. I'd welcome the sweet, gnashing embrace of zombie-hood because I know, that way, I'd remain among friends. What use is a heartbeat, if the people who encourage it just want to eat your succulent, savory brains?

(I would link directly to the post, but that thread has been archived.)

And does it mean I'm a stalkee now?

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Yes, I did. It's probably still somewhere in a garage box at my parents' house. Next to my legoes, the dismembered corpses....oh, hush, we don't talk about the dismembered corpses. But they are right next to...we never talk about them, remember? But... NEXT QUESTION!

Nothing says 'forbidden love' like dismembered corpses.

Dream from Sandman. He is cool. Plus, manipulating dreams? Who wouldn't want it?

Delirium is my favorite, though Death is also quite sweet.
But my essence forever belongs to Despair.

Hey, it rhymes with "dismember"!

Dismembered fishmembers?

BTW, since nobody else seems to have claimed the cookie...

The Gentlemen are coming by.
Looking in windows,
knocking on doors,
They need to take seven and they might take yours.
Can't call to mom,
can't say a word,
You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

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Buffy season 4, episode 10

[The Succubus]

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You know, these would be incredibly sweet things to say if my brain wasn't cowering in my skull from terror.

[ghost_warlock]

You know, these would be incredibly sweet things to say if my brain wasn't cowering in my skull from terror.

Belle parole non pascon i gatti.

Alas, the time has come to bid a fond farewell to the lady Strawberries. I hope you enjoyed yourself and please be sure to pick up a complimentary copy of the home game as we prepare for the next interview. Arrivederci!

Ghost directs her to the stack of hand-mirrors at the back of the room by the refreshments.

Now, everyone begin interrogating the next unwitting volunteer, Lil Shiro!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[Mauve Shirt]

What's with adding "kins" to everything? That was you, right?

[Viera Champion]

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

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1. Yes, on Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach. I still do.

2. My friends! :D

3. Roses. I take my flowers very seriously.

4. Also my friends.

5. I did nor realize I WAS so awesome. I am deeply flattered.

6. No idea. And everything.

7. My boyfriend! Oh the things we could get up to with no one around.

8. My soul.

9. I wanna be known as the goofiest.

10. Lolgato! I'm at school so I can't out up pics. Don't have time.

11. Magic! Cuz that gives me ALL powers!

12. Bearded babies.

13. I made up the word Fedorable. It is when someone is being adorable in a fedora. Which is me.

14. It means a large group of angry, yamaka toting squirrels.

15. Well lots of Beatles songs are stuck in my head at all time.

16. Pegacorn. Mix between a Pegasus and a unicorn.

17. On a snowy mountain top surrounded by stone statues.

18. I defeat you through over the top cuddling. Also, with my ability to shoot rainbows from my eyes and unicorns from my hands.

19. I like both sets of questions equally.

20. Because what is more fun than being tortured and probed?

What's with adding "kins" to everything? That was you, right?

Yes that was me and it's called pet names Mauviekins. They're fun.

[The Succubus]

I'm not too keen on Lil Shiros, have you got something in the next size up?

Where did I put my front door keys?

You seem like a rabid Bleach fan - what would your Zanpakto look like based on the real version of you and what could it do?

Will I be allowed to come back later when I've thought of a few more questions for you?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

16. Pegacorn. Mix between a Pegasus and a unicorn.

So, it has no horn (like a pegasus) and no wings (like a unicorn)?

Do you enjoy being trolled?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you coming to GenCon in 2012?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[Viera Champion]

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I'm not too keen on Lil Shiros, have you got something in the next size up?
Y-You don't like me...?

Where did I put my front door keys?
On a key-holder silly!

You seem like a rabid Bleach fan - what would your Zanpakto look like based on the real version of you and what could it do?
Luckily for you, I already have an FFRP character with the exact information you desire. This is my zanpaktou:

Senbara no Chitoge(Thousand Roses' Thousand Thorns)

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Zanpaktou release command: Bloom, Senbara no Chitoge!

Zanpaktou Spirit:

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Senbara no Chitoge appears as a beautiful maiden garbed in a flowing dark green dress. Her long hair is blood red. In her hand she carries a single rose.

Zanpaktou Unreleased Form:

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A pair of sai with red ribbons coming out of the butt of each. Perfect for quick blows, deflecting attacks, and disarming people of their weapons.

Shikai:

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When the Shikai form is released, Senbara no Chitoge becomes a long 12' metal chain covered in small flesh tearing spikes. At the end of the chain is a metal spike. There is a red ribbon attached at the base of the metal spike. I need to wear specialty gloves so she doesn't hurt herself on the spikes.

Special power: At my will, razor sharp, armor piercing needles will shoot out of the chain when I spin it at high speeds. Also, as long as my oponent isn't too powerful or too skilled at Kido, they can pierce through Kido barriers.

Bankai (not yet achieved)

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Senbara no Chitoge's true name is Senbara no Chitoge no Chidaruma (Blood of a Thousand Rose's Thousand Thorns). When activated, a mass of rose petals engulfs me. As they disappear, I would be garbed in a kimono (probably spelled that wrong) woven out of vines. In my hand is the end of a vine, that is extending into the ground. At my will, I can control it, so thorn covered vines shoot out of the ground attempting to damage and grab the enemy. Since I can control them, there is no pattern of where they will come out of the ground, making them very difficult to track.

Will I be allowed to come back later when I've thought of a few more questions for you?
Yes! Please do! Even if the interview is over!

NOT BOLDED REPONSES!

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
Cheese? Where?!

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
Mayyybbeeee...

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
Love and kindness. :D

Are you running to something, or from something?
Homework.

What's the magic word?
Mitchell Sheehan Juers?

So, it has no horn (like a pegasus) and no wings (like a unicorn)?
HORSIE!

Do you enjoy being trolled?
Depends on if it's funny trolling or not.

MOAR BOLD RESPONSES

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
Anything really. Like rainbows.

What do you like to collect?
Friends.

How many avatars do you have?
A lot.

Are you coming to GenCon in 2012?
No... But I'm going to Connetticon in 2012.

What type of chocolate do you prefer?
Milk. Ice cream. Cake. Not technically your question but oh well.

What type and how many pets do you have?
Two. Both dogs. One is a Bichon Frise and the other is a Golden Retriever/Lab mix

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
I don't get it...

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[Blue Ghost]

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How’s life at the moment?

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

What’s your elemental affinity?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Are you part of any other online communities?

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Socks: Yes or no?

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What’s your favorite greeting?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

What’s your favorite smilie?

Why did you choose your username?

Why are you in the Playground?

[Recaiden]

Questions:

Why are you hiding?

Are you planning to change names again?

Is there anyone to help you (besides us, of course)?

Favorite metal?

Do you forgive me?

Who will you be after?

Is it all worth it?

Why do you keep coming back?

Who is Shiro?

Would you like a hug?

What do you believe in?

[Viera Champion]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
This one!
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
Adorable and nice!
What is the square root of Pi?
Pie isn't a plant! It doesn't have roots!
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
Um... That one...
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
You know... The one with the characters...
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Well, we're both unnecessarily goofy.
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
Eh... I have plenty of loved ones and strangers, can I pick neither? Just kidding! I'd pull a spiderman v. Doc Oc and save both!
What is your favorite word?
Fedorable. Cuz I made it up. Or burgle...
What is your least favorite word?
No. When it is said to me.
What makes you enthusiastic?
Not having homework.
What disappoints you?
Homework.
What sound do you love?
The sound of love and joy and happiness.
What sound do you hate?
The sound of crinkling napkins. I wanna scream or throw up or something. Also, people cracking their fingers.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
House-husband. You know, like a house-wife.
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Doing work.

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How’s life at the moment?
Delightful. Especially cuz you are talking to me.
Favorite color?
Rainbow.
Favorite fruit?
Strawberry!
Favorite ice cream?
Chocolate! Or triple chocolate. Or fudge brownie chocolate.
What is your theme song?
Every Disney song on my iPod played back to back. I can dance to it if you want.
What is your alignment?
Chaotic Good. Always and forever.
What is your Magic: The Gathering color?
Rainbow... Cuz I'm diverse! Not really, but I accept diverse range of things!
What is the meaning of life?
Puppies, also boyfriends.
What are your thoughts on:

Love? Awesome
Friendship? Awesome
Freedom? Also Awesome

What is the color of your aura?
Sparkly Rainbow Goodness!
What does your essence taste like?
Hmmm... Lucky Charms marshmallows.
What’s your elemental affinity?
Ice! Or plants...
Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?
Mindfreak! Cuz well you know... I'm in love with him.
Are you part of any other online communities?
Gaia, though I stopped when I returned here. Then again, the reason I ever left here was because I was distracted by gaia.
What fictional character do you most identify with?
The one's I make in my novels that I never finish.
Socks: Yes or no?
Nope, flip-flops all day everyday
What’s your cutie mark and its significance?
A rainbow. Me and my friends actually decided that I am good at absolutely NOTHING except being gay. That is my only talent.
Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?
My brother! Also Overlord Richard cuz I made him join, but he's too scared to post.
What is the highest compliment you have ever received?
That I was actually semi-decent at singing. I probably have received better ones, but I hate my singing voice, so that touched me very much because I didn't even ask them, they just told me out of the blue that I wasn't half bad.
What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?
Well it would be a boy telling me they wanted to go out with me... I'm very self conscious, so to have people actually desire me would be pretty sweet.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
You.
What’s your favorite greeting?
Tackle hug. Except when you accidentally do it to a stranger that you thought was your friend...
Your favorite way of saying goodbye?
An overenthusiastic hug that lasts for ten minutes.
What’s your favorite smilie?
The red face one!
Why did you choose your username?
Cuz I have the biggest anime crush on Toshiro Hitsugaya
Why are you in the Playground?
Because everyone here is so nice to me.

Questions:

Why are you hiding?
Am I?
Are you planning to change names again?
No... If I do it will be back to Viera Champion.
Is there anyone to help you (besides us, of course)?
Not really...
Favorite metal?
Awesomantium
Do you forgive me?
For what? I don't think you've done anything wrong that I need to forgive.
Who will you be after?
Um... I'm confused...
Is it all worth it?
Of course.
Why do you keep coming back?
Cuz I never wanted to leave.
Who is Shiro?
Toshiro Hitsugaya. My love. The one and only child prodigy Captain of Squad 10.
Would you like a hug?
YES!
What do you believe in?
Truth.

MOAR QUESTIONS!

[ghost_warlock]

Hm. Looks like everyone had a busy end to their week, Lil Shiro. I'm sure you kept yourself busy as well. As for me, it's time I got busy booting up the next interview. Hope you have a great weekend and make sure you grab a copy of the GtKaP home game on your way onward.

Ghost gestures towards the stack of hand-mirrors at the back of the room.

As for the next interviewee, I'd love to be able to introduce him properly, but it appears that he is Nameless!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

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gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

1- Not a crush as such, but there have been a few that I might have a crush on if they were real people. Susan Sto Helit is one of them. (Although she irritates me a little as well)

2- I can't think of something that I am most proud of, but I'm quite happy with myself for getting through last year. Many things going on at once made it a rather chaotic and hard time for me.

3- I have a bit of a soft spot for roses because I'm cliché' like that.

4- I have some personal artsy projects which I try and work on every day. If I work on it, I sleep easy feeling like I've accomplished something. It also gives me something to focus on. (Yay for being pretentious)

5- A spoonful of white spirit every night before I go to bed.

6- Ah, this is one of those questions where I'm supposed to say "I don't have any regrets", right? Well, nonsense I say. Everyone has regrets, I just admit that I have them. There's a lot of things I wish I knew. I wish I knew what German Expressionism was for one.

7- Wow, these questions are becoming pretty deep. I'm not sure I have an answer for that one.

8- Hitler. Many questions for him are many.

9- Whatever path I end up taking, whether I become an animator, a director, a writer, an illustrator, maybe a musician, maybe even all of them, I think I'd like to be remembered as an artist... Well, that's the plan anyway. Yay, another pretentious answer!

10- I'm a bit of a Dune fan.

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11- I would like to have the ability to shoot killer hornets out of my nipples.

12- Babies with bears. Or beards with babies. Either one's good with me.

13- Fudgecakeanorium. It means many things but also means nothing.

14-
Whiloplenulent adj

a. Decomposed and foul-smelling; rotten.
b. Proceeding from, relating to, or exhibiting putrefaction.
c. Morally rotten; corrupt:
"and all the while scarlet thoughts, Whiloplenulent fantasies, and no love" (Louis Auchincloss).
d. Extremely objectionable; vile.

15-

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
and the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

16- *Points at avatar* That one.

17- In my Imaginatorium.

18- Yes. Because I'm better at Battleships then you are.

19- I don't... know...

20- I don't... know...

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

1- "Would you care for a spot of tea?"

2- One that doesn't die after a week.

3- Nameless.

4- Really? You expect me to pic one strip? Oh dear... Um... Hm... Sorry, I don't think I can.

5- I don't read that one...

6- I didn't realise that we were supposed to act differently here. There seems to be a lot of things I still don't know about the neterwebz.

7- That is just cruel. I don't know, I've never been in that kind of position so I'm not sure how my mind would react to it. I think I would choose to save a loved one.

8- I don't... Know.

9- Again, I'm not really sure. I don't think I've ever given it much thought to be honest.

10- When I get a fantastic idea.

11- When I forget what that idea is.

12- Someone speaking in German.

13- Roadworks.

14- A solo cellist.

15- Construction. I'm far too lazy when it comes to physical labour.

[The Succubus]

What do you look like under the hood?

What do you use your scythe for?

Where did I put my front door keys?

If a global war broke out between physicists and biologists, who would win?

[MoonCat]

What is your real hair like?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you coming to GenCon in 2012?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

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What do you look like under the hood?

What do you use your scythe for?

Where did I put my front door keys?

If a global war broke out between physicists and biologists, who would win?

1- I don't know.

2- Reaping the harvest. What else?
Oh, I sometimes use it to scratch my back too.

3- In my pocket.

4- They would kill each other off. Then the Chemists who have long been discriminated against and forced to work in the public sector will rise up and dominate the world.

What is your real hair like?

The most recent image I could find without there being any form of falls, extensions or dreads in my hair is this one.

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There was a more recent one actually, but I haven't been sent most of my new photoses because my friends are badass like that.

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you coming to GenCon in 2012?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

1- I'm very much open to most colours. However, I don't usually wear a lot of orange or pink as they don't suit me. My favourite colour is purple.

2- Clothes. Seriously. I collect clothes and outfits. I have a kimono.

3- I'm not sure how many I've been through, but I've kept the one I have now for quite a while now.

4- I don't think so. I believe GenCon is in the US and I live on the other side of the pond on a small island off main-land Europe known to many as "Britain".

5- I'm a sucker for white chocolate. And no, I don't care if it isn't "real" chocolate, it tastes amazing.

6- I've been through many pets. I've had cats, dogs, fish and at one point a tortoise. But the tortoise ran away. Right now I have a Maine **** cat. Because cats are awesome. <3

7- I'm British, of course I enjoy watching the weather. I'd have nothing to talk about if I didn't watch the weather.

EDIT: Maine **** as in the CAT damn it!

[Lord Raziere]

Do you prefer to defeat people using hotdogs, or to befriend them using some outlandish combination of trees and cars?

[Heliomance]

Wait, **** is censored? since when was that profane?

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Do you prefer to defeat people using hotdogs, or to befriend them using some outlandish combination of trees and cars?

Both. AT THE SAME TIME. Then again, I'd most likely just eat the hotdogs. Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.

Wait, **** is censored? since when was that profane?

It's used as a derogative term for a black person.

[Heliomance]

I did not know that. I'd only ever heard it as a contraction of raccoon, or as part of Maine Coon.