Durkon was right all along

**talkamancer** · 2013-09-17, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-24116694

You just can't trust them trees.

**Tiiba** · 2013-09-17, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)

Rude wood:

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**talkamancer** · 2013-09-17, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)

Evil with a capital E to quote our favourite litch.

**Kish** · 2013-09-17, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)

Never bet against a dwarf with over 20 Wisdom.

**Gil-Galad II** · 2013-09-17, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)

So, the next phase of the arboreal invasion begins. 'Tis as I feared...

**Goosefarble** · 2013-09-17, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)

"When we staggered out the tree was across the road leaving this big bush on top of the car. In retrospect it looked quite decorative, but we could have done without it."

Hahaha, these women are fantastic. Can we make the comic about them?

**Solse** · 2013-09-17, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)

We should replace Elan with both of them. Even though Elan is great, these women are better.

**Jay R** · 2013-09-17, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)

Of course Durkon's right.

He's Scottish; he knows all about Birnam Wood's attack on the castle of Dunsinane.

**is_Wayside** · 2013-09-17, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Goosefarble

"When we staggered out the tree was across the road leaving this big bush on top of the car. In retrospect it looked quite decorative, but we could have done without it."

Hahaha, these women are fantastic. Can we make the comic about them?

Yes.

Originally Posted by jhunter_d

We should replace Elan with both of them. Even though Elan is great, these women are better.

No.

**Solse** · 2013-09-17, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by is_Wayside

No.

Come on! They'd be wonderful!

"Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, how a tree falling on my car is a work of art!"

**137beth** · 2013-09-17, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Jay R

Of course Durkon's right.

He's Scottish; he knows all about Birnam Wood's attack on the castle of Dunsinane.

Ah man! Now you just made Durkon's prediction of a tree attack seem less impressive, since it happened hundreds of years ago

Originally Posted by jhunter_d

Come on! They'd be wonderful!

"Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, appreciate, how a tree falling on my car is a work of art!"

But can either of them sing?
No, the answer is obviously that these two women replace Haley!

**Goosefarble** · 2013-09-17, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by 137ben

Ah man! Now you just made Durkon's prediction of a tree attack seem less impressive, since it happened hundreds of years ago

Not to mention the end of the Battle of Helm's Deep.

**Vinsfeld** · 2013-09-17, 10:37 PM (ISO 8601)

"If a tree kills alone in the forest, does it make a sound?"

**Bulldog Psion** · 2013-09-17, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)

The trees be attackin'! Run fer your lives!

(Come to think of it, I wonder if Vampire Durkon scorns trees now.)

**Gray Mage** · 2013-09-17, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Bulldog Psion

The trees be attackin'! Run fer your lives!

(Come to think of it, I wonder if Vampire Durkon scorns trees now.)

I think he should fear them even more, since now trees are actually very deadly for him (wooden stakes and all).

**Jay R** · 2013-09-18, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Goosefarble

Not to mention the end of the Battle of Helm's Deep.

Which was, in fact, witnessed by a dwarf with a Scottish accent.

**Joe the Rat** · 2013-09-18, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Jay R

Which was, in fact, witnessed by a dwarf with a Scottish accent.

In other words, a dwarf.

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