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    My (remaining) dog has lung cancer and is scheduled to be euthanized in under 6 hours.
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    My (remaining) dog has lung cancer and is scheduled to be euthanized in under 6 hours.
    Sorry to here that; my condolences.



    2020 just doesn't want to quit kicking people, does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    My (remaining) dog has lung cancer and is scheduled to be euthanized in under 6 hours.
    Oh no. Poor doggie. I'm so sorry to hear that.
    It's time to get my Magikarp on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aotrs Commander View Post
    Sorry to here that; my condolences.



    2020 just doesn't want to quit kicking people, does it?
    Let's see, a global pandemic that was supposed to be relatively minor if you weren't in the "at-risk" group that didn't get the memo complete with an army of sovereign citizens and aren't coming out of the woodwork to actively refuse/sabotage all reasonable saft measures and conspiracy nuts spreading bullcrap and the plague in equal amounts.

    A bunch of stuff related to that that I can't get into becuase of forum rules.

    Pretty much anything bad that could happen does happen to a lot of people.

    The planet's on fire.

    There's a new Twilight Novel coming out.

    Yep, 2020 doesn't know when to stop.

    Remember 2016? When people were seeing evil clowns everywhere and we never got an explanation for it? Can we go back to that? I felt safer when that was happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    There's a new Twilight Novel coming out.
    *shrieks*
    Just kidding. Like the pandemic, it can't hurt me if I'm not exposed to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    Let's see, a global pandemic that was supposed to be relatively minor if you weren't in the "at-risk" group that didn't get the memo complete with an army of sovereign citizens and aren't coming out of the woodwork to actively refuse/sabotage all reasonable saft measures and conspiracy nuts spreading bullcrap and the plague in equal amounts.

    A bunch of stuff related to that that I can't get into becuase of forum rules.

    Pretty much anything bad that could happen does happen to a lot of people.

    The planet's on fire.

    There's a new Twilight Novel coming out.

    Yep, 2020 doesn't know when to stop.

    Remember 2016? When people were seeing evil clowns everywhere and we never got an explanation for it? Can we go back to that? I felt safer when that was happening.
    And 2020 doesn't do just the big stuff, though does it? Not just all that and loads of people dying for completely unrelated reasons, no, it ensures that even the most trivial of details are completely bad.

    Right down to stuff like "inexplicably can't get emails from Catalyst Labs to get on the BattleTech forums because they don't even know why, but can from the store, everyone is equally baffled."

    No, 2020 has spent the effort to go just that little bit further, so that there is NO POSSIBLE WAY to escape anything without its misery being inflicted on everyone, no matter who, when, why, where and how.

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    My (remaining) dog has lung cancer and is scheduled to be euthanized in under 6 hours.
    Oh jeez, that's rough. I'm sorry.
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    Did you ever get that "explore other universes" thing down, Bleakbane?

    Becuase I'd like to go hide in the Marvel universe for a few months. "Fascists governments, regular alien invasions, and giant robots regularly commit genocide" is preferable to the world as it is now.
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    Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^
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    Why is this forum filled with people who are clearly poorly disguised models?

    And I've not had my hair done in about ten months, but that's intentional *swooshes hair*


    So I was planning to maybe pick up a Swiitch Liite to play with on my week and a half's holiday starting this weekend, but even secondhand units cost £190! How am I meant to afford that, I know my paycheck has just come in but most of that will be going straight back out soon.
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Why is this forum filled with people who are clearly poorly disguised models?
    Excuse me, I do nothing to poorly disguise myself.
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    Ooh, very cute style! And, yes, I support blue, but I really just support more vibrant dyed hair in the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    Why is this forum filled with people who are clearly poorly disguised models?
    So people like us have goals to compare to?
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    So people like us have goals to compare to?
    Wait, you're not a model? Darn, I owe clone me £5
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    Wait, you're not a model? Darn, I owe clone me £5
    Hahahahaha. No. Not in a million years could I pull that off. I don't have the right curves or the right face to do so. The hair does all the work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Hahahahaha. No. Not in a million years could I pull that off. I don't have the right curves or the right face to do so. The hair does all the work.
    there's a right kind of curves?

    Sorry, I dodn't realise. I spend most of my tine trying to get into bed with people, not going through magazines to identify similarities in body proportions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    there's a right kind of curves?

    Sorry, I dodn't realise. I spend most of my tine trying to get into bed with people, not going through magazines to identify similarities in body proportions.
    Well if you are a member of my genetic lineage, your second chin tends to hook into your jowls and cheeks to make a circle around your chin which is... Less then ideal. It's also seemingly a dominant trait, as all descendants of Great-Grandma look like little clones of her.
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    Hahahahaha. No. Not in a million years could I pull that off. I don't have the right curves or the right face to do so. The hair does all the work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    there's a right kind of curves?

    Sorry, I dodn't realise. I spend most of my tine trying to get into bed with people, not going through magazines to identify similarities in body proportions.
    Well, in my case it's a relative lack of curves. Ramrod straight ain't exactly fashionable, as best as I know. But, then again, I could be wrong. I too don't go through magazines.

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    Bahahahaha. Okay, that's good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DataNinja View Post
    Well, in my case it's a relative lack of curves. Ramrod straight ain't exactly fashionable, as best as I know. But, then again, I could be wrong. I too don't go through magazines.
    Look, there's nothing wrong with ramrod stright. Some of my best partners have the curves of an ingot
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    So I have found a new hobby: watching farming vlogs on Youtube (particularly Gold Shaw Farm.)

    I am skeptical I will ever take this interest to actuality, but I will admit as someone who grew up and still lives with their parents on an an acreage, moving to the city is not particularly appealing, even if it would be more convenient.

    That process is a ways off yet, but it's more introspective of where my interests have been drawn to of late.

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    clearly poorly disguised models?


    Hey! I never disguise my models, I-

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    Look, there's nothing wrong with ramrod stright. Some of my best partners have the curves of an ingot
    Fair enough, it all comes down to personal preference.
    Of course, that's the only way I'm straight in.
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    DataNinja, I've only ever seen that one picture you shared of yourself, but I think you're pretty.

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    DataNinja, I've only ever seen that one picture you shared of yourself, but I think you're pretty.
    Oh. Well, thank you. It's appreciated.
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    DataNinja, I've only ever seen that one picture you shared of yourself, but I think you're pretty.
    I have not, but I will assume the picture I shared recently is indeed a picture of DataNinja (the rainbow aesthetics help this theory), so I agree on the prettiness.
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    Sorry to here that; my condolences.



    2020 just doesn't want to quit kicking people, does it?
    Yep. That's about right. Start of the year actually seemed to be going amazing for me, got rid of old toxic friends, got new friends, got girlfriend, was happy with girlfriend.. uhh .. well suffice to say um I feel like 2020 lifted me up to kick me again, but hey it could be worse I'm in NZ, so no covid at least.
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    That sight is dynamite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I have not, but I will assume the picture I shared recently is indeed a picture of DataNinja (the rainbow aesthetics help this theory), so I agree on the prettiness.
    Nope, I'm afraid it outshines in in both aesthetics and, presumably, intelligence.
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    Hey, you know what I ****ing hate?
    Bloody migraines, that’s what.
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    Why is this forum filled with people who are clearly poorly disguised models?

    And I've not had my hair done in about ten months, but that's intentional *swooshes hair*


    So I was planning to maybe pick up a Swiitch Liite to play with on my week and a half's holiday starting this weekend, but even secondhand units cost £190! How am I meant to afford that, I know my paycheck has just come in but most of that will be going straight back out soon.
    Yeah, you got me. I'm actually a hacked amiibo given sentience in a happy accident.
    Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^
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    Fair enough, it all comes down to personal preference.
    I agree, I guess. It's just most people seem to have these weird personal preferences, like large chests.

    Of course, that's the only way I'm straight in.
    Eh, why would I care? A) Bent is great, B) I live far enough away is not like it could affect me, C) even if it could I'm already busy with a partner trying to form a dodecahedriad via open relationships.

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    Yeah, you got me. I'm actually a hacked amiibo given sentience in a happy accident.
    Could be worse, I once meet an Awakened Funko Pop.

    Also, I once spent twenty minutes trying to convince somebody that the Alphonse Elric Funko Pop is the only one that actually worked.
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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