Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[Serpentine]

The last one I made was in 2007, so I claimified it :I

The Previous Random Banter can be found here:
"Your Angel of Banter Awaits." ThePhantasm Presents Random Banter #179

The Not-So-Random Rules of Random Banter:

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"Your Angel of Banter Awaits." ThePhantasm Presents Random Banter #179

[LaZodiac]

Reasons have been obtained.

Welcome to the new thread, I open with Robots!

How to Drive: Kuratas

[MoonCat]

Here's the chatroom. Be warned, we're crazy.

http://jabber.virtuemart.net/room/playground.beta/

<boogies>

[Cobra_Ikari]

Here's the chatroom. Be warned, we're crazy.

http://jabber.virtuemart.net/room/playground.beta/

<boogies>

To get to this chat, someone would first have to read RB, and they'd know that about us already. =P

Also, for those who are uninformed, /nick YourNameHere if you don't want to be a president and a number.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Naughty naughty Serp, stealing the alliterative thread titles.

[HalfTangible]

Please tell me at least SOME of those words are made up... xD

[DraPrime]

Please tell me at least SOME of those words are made up... xD

I know for a fact that sacrarium isn't.

[Serpentine]

Naughty naughty Serp, stealing the alliterative thread titles.

Well, you could always use B instead. Alternatively, inspiration for you

Please tell me at least SOME of those words are made up... xD

Not a one

[Dark Elf Bard]

*gives the alliteration trophy*

I'm coming to Australia in a few years!

[Dimonite]

Ah, alliteration. An apt approach, as alliterations always assist.

[Rawhide]

Ah-ha! I'm on the first page, and as we all know, being on the first page is always a quick claim to fame! :D

Not when the mods delete your post for calling out "First post!", "First page!", or similar.

[Chromascope3D]

Ah, alliteration. An apt approach, as alliterations always assist.

Ah, assonance, I assume? :P

[Roland St. Jude]

Not when the mods delete your post for calling out "First post!", "First page!", or similar.

Oooh, sick burn!

[MoonCat]

I'm still proud of having found mythopoeic for my thread title.

[HalfTangible]

Oooh, sick burn!

Speaking, I only found Meet the Pyro yesterday. The massive wait after Meet the Medic and the month of it being up without my knowledge were toooooootally worth it =D

...

Is it bad that when I saw you had posted my first thought was 'Aw crap, the thread's deleted'?

[Cobra_Ikari]

I have a word I recently learned, and it starts with a C, so it would be alliterative for my thread title...but I have a hard time seeing how I could work it into the thread and still remain board-friendly. =P

[AtlanteanTroll]

http://jabber.virtuemart.net/room/playground.beta/

I think I just bust a gut at you recommending the chat room.

[willpell]

I have a word I recently learned, and it starts with a C, so it would be alliterative for my thread title...but I have a hard time seeing how I could work it into the thread and still remain board-friendly. =P

You learned this one recently?

[Tragic_Comedian]

*boogies*

Greetings, once again, from college, old chums. I love it here. It has but 3 flaws. 1)No air conditioning. 2)Everyone on this floor full of sweaty dudes has to use the same bathroom. 3)There's a lot of walking to be done.

[LaZodiac]

I'm literally depressed no one has said a thing about my robot video. It has that mech I posted last thread moving around. And shooting its guns. It's guns fire when you smile.

It fires when you smile.

[Cobra_Ikari]

You learned this one recently?

I suppose I should clarify, before someone gets the wrong idea. The word is "callipygian". It describes someone with a...shapely posterior. But I just think the word sounds awesome. =P

I'm literally depressed no one has said a thing about my robot video. It has that mech I posted last thread moving around. And shooting its guns. It's guns fire when you smile.

It fires when you smile.

Aww...I already commented when you sent me the video over chat, or I'd do so here. *hugs*

...I'm still wondering why they though hooking their guns up to your happiness was a good idea. Whoever came up with that idea should probably be watched for tendencies towards mad science. >.>

[Chromascope3D]

I suppose I should clarify, before someone gets the wrong idea. The word is "callipygian". It describes someone with a...shapely posterior. But I just think the word sounds awesome. =P

Oh okay. I thought it was "cantankerous." Which, admittedly, isn't a very rude word. Unless you call someone cantankerous, then it's very rude...

[Mutant Sheep]

Speaking, I only found Meet the Pyro yesterday. The massive wait after Meet the Medic and the month of it being up without my knowledge were toooooootally worth it =D

Heh. U no no about Pyroland. U is a funny.

I think I just bust a gut at you recommending the chat room.

Hey, the chat is a fun and legitimate way to confuse a dozen people at a time. Random Banter can only serve so many purposes while maintaining the boundaries between the various cliques of the Playground.

I'm literally depressed no one has said a thing about my robot video. It has that mech I posted last thread moving around. And shooting its guns. It's guns fire when you smile.

It fires when you smile.

I believe I said "Aw cool, a robet". I may be misquoting myself, however.

Edit: I just noticed I kept the chatroom in my sig. Bwhahaha, I knew this day would come. Evil laugh, evil cackle.

[Rockphed]

Not when the mods delete your post for calling out "First post!", "First page!", or similar.

Oooh, sick burn!

Sometimes I think you would save a lot of work for yourselves if you did more example making. This is not me volunteering to be made an example of.

As to the chat thinger, I did not know about it. Then again, I participate in random banter almost never. Then again again, I think I am the reason for at least one of the rules of random banter.

Speaking of, have we given up on keeping track of all the previous threads? There are 180 of them as memory serves. (One of them was done twice because Rawhide or Roland have a sick sense of humor.)

[Logic]

I have a confession. For a while after I joined, I would think of Roland St. Jude and Rawhide as the same person. Not even different accounts, same account. I would see a post by Rawhide, and then late on by Roland St. Jude, and just assume the same account/person posted it.

I still am not able to distinguish between their writing styles.

[Mutant Sheep]

Speaking of, have we given up on keeping track of all the previous threads? There are 180 of them as memory serves. (One of them was done twice because Rawhide or Roland have a sick sense of humor.)

Why do you ask that? The Ghost of Banters past is the list of all the old' ones Banters, and a few where the banterites are still kept out of bars without their IDs.

[LaZodiac]

I believe I said "Aw cool, a robet". I may be misquoting myself, however.

Edit: I just noticed I kept the chatroom in my sig. Bwhahaha, I knew this day would come. Evil laugh, evil cackle.

Well yes, but I'm shocked no one else has mentioned it. It gets me hot and bothered seeing it in action, I'm surprised no one else is this excited.

I love robots.

[Serpentine]

Speaking of, have we given up on keeping track of all the previous threads? There are 180 of them as memory serves. (One of them was done twice because Rawhide or Roland have a sick sense of humor.)

What do you mean? They're all there in the first post, and it says "#180" right there in the title

[Rockphed]

Now I feel sheepish. I didn't even notice it there.

And I could have sworn there were two RB threads with the same number.

Hah! I'm not crazy! Groundhog's random banter happened twice!

[Mutant Sheep]

I have a confession. For a while after I joined, I would think of Roland St. Jude and Rawhide as the same person. Not even different accounts, same account. I would see a post by Rawhide, and then late on by Roland St. Jude, and just assume the same account/person posted it.

I still am not able to distinguish between their writing styles.

bah. EVERYONE makes that mistake. Especially Rawhide.