Random Banter #Rawhide knows it's 199

[Gnomes2169]

Because all of the other people apparently can't make one of these threads, I give you a new area to put your random stochastications. Have fun.

Have fun everyone with delightful and grand conversation deep within the Playground.

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Enjoy, everybody!

[Dimonite]

*Gavottes on in*
*trips*
*faceplants*
Glad there was no one here to see that...

Anyhow, how are all you Banterites doing? I feel like I never post in RB anymore, and that makes me sad because I love you guys.

[HalfTangible]

I am in the third year of a subject I didn't take the first two years for. After four weeks, I still can't get the program I need to use in order to do the class running. In the meantime I have missed all of those assignments and sincerely ****ed up all of my quizzes and tests. Every time I think I've solved my problem, there's another 5 that crop up.

I think it's time I threw in the towel.

[LaZodiac]

Oh hai thread, how you doing?

I have ice cream and MNM Cookies from Subway. Best Dad is the Best Dad.

[Mynxae]

Just thought I'd bring my post before the new thread creation to over here so peeps can respond and yeah.

And I thought my sister was bad. But then, my own friends called me a paedophile when I was in grade 12 (16yo) and I was dating a grade 8'er (14yo). She was pretty but eh.. I wooed her with poetry.

ION: How is everyone today? I'm moving tomorrow (unless there're more mishaps) so I'm ecstatic. Plus I got paid today so I bought myself some iced coffee and some Subway for breakfast.

[Qwertystop]

I'm pretty sure we're supposed to actually number these things.

[Gnomes2169]

I'm pretty sure we're supposed to actually number these things.

What's a number?

[LaZodiac]

Just thought I'd bring my post before the new thread creation to over here so peeps can respond and yeah.

Awesome! Have fun at your new house

[Mynxae]

Awesome! Have fun at your new house

Turns out that if everything goes to plan, I may even be able to move in tonight! Absolutely thrilled!

[Haluesen]

Greetings and salutations all! Figured I may as well use the few minutes I have online right now to check in, and lo and behold there was more banter!

Dimonite! *glomps* Misses you! I am doing okay, full of 3 bowls of veggies soup.

Yay Mynx! I hope you enjoy your new living space, may it serve you well. I shall present the home christening wine for all this time.

Oh I am sorry for the problems HalfTangible (need a way to shorten that). But you cannot give up hope. There must be some way for things to work out better. I really do wish you the best and hope things improve in some way or another. *offers hugs* What class is this, if I may ask?

[Amidus Drexel]

Swiss Miss doesn't burn my mouth any more. I think all that tea has burned away all the parts of my mouth.

Was this someone's basement under his house? Or a basement under a regular bar? It sounds fun and small and easy to see the bands.

Well, then you're not making it hot enough.

Someone's house. I've been to basement bar shows - those aren't nearly as sketchy. Aye, you can get up close to the musicians. It's all good fun.

Also I want to go see Na'ir Al Saif live, too. Bastard.

Well, if you can get to that part of VA by... tuesday night, then you can catch their last show.

I fail to see why it would, at least. Long distance relationships may not be the norm, but they're neither new nor uncommon...

I have bad experiences with drinking hot drinks with a straw...

Actually, I think he's finished the series by now. I don't know if the last book has been translated into Swedish yet, though. I'll go and check it out...
*pause music*

*nod* Aye, indeed. Hell, my mom and stepdad met online, and they've been married for a while now.

Hrm... I dunno, I've never had a problem with straws... I don't use them very often, though. I'd rather drink straight from the cup.

There are just too many of those damn books. He could have ended the series... after pretty much any book he wanted to, really. Eternity Cube and the ones after it were all good places to stop. I haven't read the newest one, I don't think.

Nope. Coalzor is apparently being stolen away to Indiana. Which, hey, if he's not really my nephew, good luck to the lad with that. Many fine people in Indiana and it's an excellent place to raise children from what I hear. If he is, in fact, my nephew, then it merely confirms all of the reservations I have had since I found out that he existed. I shouldn't say things like that, for a variety of reasons, but I just don't care right now.

If everyone around me really needs a monster right now, I guess I just have to suck it up and play the part I was given. I'll at least perform my role to the best of my ability.

Well, that sucks, man. Here's hoping your family's not too bad from here on out. :\

ION: How is everyone today? I'm moving tomorrow (unless there're more mishaps) so I'm ecstatic. Plus I got paid today so I bought myself some iced coffee and some Subway for breakfast.

I am annoyed at my chem homework, but rather happy aside from that.

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ION: You know, when I was in primary school, having divorced parents sucked.

It is damned awesome now, though. I have two sets of people buying me food and things.

[HalfTangible]

Oh I am sorry for the problems HalfTangible (need a way to shorten that). But you cannot give up hope. There must be some way for things to work out better. I really do wish you the best and hope things improve in some way or another. *offers hugs* What class is this, if I may ask?

Programming Fundamentals 3. C++.

(also, HT)

[Dimonite]

What's a number?

num·ber [nuhm-ber]: noun
1. A numeral or group of numerals.
2. The sum, total, count, or aggregate of a collection of units, or the like: A number of people were hurt in the accident. The number of homeless children in the city has risen alarmingly.
3. A word or symbol, or a combination of words or symbols, used in counting or in noting a total.
4. The particular numeral assigned to an object so as to designate its place in a series: house number; license number.
5. One of a series of things distinguished by or marked with numerals.

Dimonite! *glomps* Misses you! I am doing okay, full of 3 bowls of veggies soup.

*returns glomp*
Soup is good. Unless, of course, it's cafeteria soup. Don't eat cafeteria soup. You'll regret it.

Turns out that if everything goes to plan, I may even be able to move in tonight! Absolutely thrilled!

Congrats, man! Good to hear you're getting out of what is IIRC not the most reputable/safe neighborhood.

[TaiLiu]

Soup is good. Unless, of course, it's cafeteria soup. Don't eat cafeteria soup. You'll regret it.

What exactly is cafeteria soup?

[Kymme]

What exactly is cafeteria soup?

One of the more awful substances I've tasted in my short life.

[Mynxae]

One of the more awful substances I've tasted in my short life.

As long as it's not what hospitals over here serve to patients for coffee.. Ugh, tastes like dirt.

[TaiLiu]

One of the more awful substances I've tasted in my short life.

So, is it slang for medicine or something...?

[Kymme]

So, is it slang for medicine or something...?

Nah. It's soup, like vegetable soup, that is made in a school or hospital cafeteria. It's nauseating.

[Dimonite]

What exactly is cafeteria soup?

Soup from a cafeteria. Cafeterias are NOT known for the quality of the meals they provide, since most state-sponsored schools are required by law to have their foodservice provided by the lowest bidder. While these laws serve to prevent graft, they tend to be unkind to the taste buds of prospective students. Although the foodservice at Winona is among the best I've had, (especially the brazed beef) they have yet to make soup that doesn't taste like it was boiled in someone's shoe.

One of the more awful substances I've tasted in my short life.

TRUTH.

So, is it slang for medicine or something...?

No.

[TaiLiu]

Nah. It's soup, like vegetable soup, that is made in a school or hospital cafeteria. It's nauseating.

Soup from a cafeteria. Cafeterias are NOT known for the quality of the meals they provide, since most state-sponsored schools are required by law to have their foodservice provided by the lowest bidder. While these laws serve to prevent graft, they tend to be unkind to the taste buds of prospective students. Although the foodservice at Winona is among the best I've had, (especially the brazed beef) they have yet to make soup that doesn't taste like it was boiled in someone's shoe.

Huh. That bad, eh?

No.

Well, with the way people were talking about it, it certainly sounded like medicine!

[Rawhide]

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[LaZodiac]

REMINDER: When this thread gets to 50 pages, do not restart it. Just keep going into bonus pages until I get my act together.

I'm...not quite sure what this means, but okay!

[Amidus Drexel]

I'm...not quite sure what this means, but okay!

Rawhide's doing something special for #200.

[LaZodiac]

Oh right, yes! I'll be sure to remind you all about that once we get to it!

[Taet]

I planted the peas for the fall today. But an hour later I saw a scrub jay dig up some of the peas. Scrub jays dig little holes like that too and hide food in them. But that was not a scrub jay hiding place! I wish it would go eat the false strawberries and leave my seeds alone.

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The thread title makes more sense now. And it is smart the way it moves the # around.

What exactly is cafeteria soup?

Leftovers.

Turns out that if everything goes to plan, I may even be able to move in tonight! Absolutely thrilled!

This is wonderful news. And I am glad to be so far away I can't help you carry any sofa into your new place.

[Mutant Sheep]

Sheep spend weekend watching Avatar Last airbender.

Sheep ignored school work.

Sheep is satisfied with life. Also, confused with plot things he didn't entirely notice before. SPOILZZZZ
(THE DA LI HAVE A STUPID MOTIVATION. "She so scawee" IS NOT ADAQUATE GROUNDS FOR TREASON. Like... What the butt, guys? And then they go all the way to the Fire Capital 'cuz... shes so terrifying its awe inspiring? ARGHUBUGH. ))

ION: Sheep has like. Things to say to you folks. Too bad, sheep treats you like lifejournal now. Complete with mispeels.

[TaiLiu]

I planted the peas for the fall today. But an hour later I saw a scrub jay dig up some of the peas. Scrub jays dig little holes like that too and hide food in them. But that was not a scrub jay hiding place! I wish it would go eat the false strawberries and leave my seeds alone.

Aw, rats. You should make a scarecrow to shoo them away.

Leftovers.

Low opinion of this soup, it seems.

Sheep ignored school work.

TaiLiu worries about Sheep's grades.

[Coidzor]

Coidzor is surprised Sheep even knows about Livejournal, really.

Well, that sucks, man. Here's hoping your family's not too bad from here on out. :\

Primadonnas. Primadonnas everywhere.

Dominated the entire day, and will likely have repercussions tomorrow, such as stressing my mom out till she gets sick. Whereas I'm in that place where I keep expecting to be attacked or for more excitement to come up making me have to rush off somewhere else, so my fingers itch and I can't quite completely calm down.

What exactly is cafeteria soup?

Soup. From a cafeteria.

Rawhide's doing something special for #200.

Sacrificing us all to the Dark Lord, presumably.

[TaiLiu]

Soup. From a cafeteria.

Bad, foul-tasting soup from a cafeteria, it seems.

[Mutant Sheep]

Coidzor is surprised Sheep even knows about Livejournal, really.

Primadonnas. Primadonnas everywhere.

Dominated the entire day, and will likely have repercussions tomorrow, such as stressing my mom out till she gets sick. Whereas I'm in that place where I keep expecting to be attacked or for more excitement to come up making me have to rush off somewhere else, so my fingers itch and I can't quite completely calm down.

Soup. From a cafeteria.

Sacrificing us all to the Dark Lord, presumably.

Sheep spends too much of Sheep's time with teenage womenfolk who enjoy mocking the habits of teenagers from 6 years ago. Also, I heard a joke about it somewhere referencing it being for emotional teenagers and decided it was ripe for a revival.

Those are enemy birds..

I READ EVERYTHING IN THE CONTEXT OF AVATAR NOW AUUUGH.

Oh. Cafateria food. People....eat that?

BLOOD FOR POO POO THE MONKEY GOD. TOILET PAPER FOR HIS YOSHI. #Family injoke literally no one here could possibly get but I told anhways cuz Sheep NEVER SLEEEEEEEE *snorez*

Aw, rats. You should make a scarecrow to shoo them away.

Low opinion of this soup, it seems.

TaiLiu worries about Sheep's grades.

Living zombie scarecrow! WITH FANGS AND FANS.

Baaaaah-d soup.

Sheep a Gradebender!