My Little Pony VIII: Friendship is Music

[RdMarquis]

I haven't the faintest clue who this guy is, but this is an awesome translation of the theme song's lyrics.

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[Kris Strife]

Well, I think they said everything I was going to. But it's not for everyone, so that's fine. I think you'll find yourself as a Rarity on this chart. But at least you tried it!

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I think I'm some weird combination of Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight and Pinkie. I adore the threads, I like the show though I'm not sure why, I really think Lauren Faust did something amazing here, and I don't really want anyone to know I like the show.

Also, if they'd kept up the overarching story, I'd would have liked to seen elements of discord or chaos, not as destruction or evil, but simply as agents of change and as needed for balance as those of harmony.

[AlterForm]

I haven't the faintest clue who this guy is, but this is an awesome translation of the theme song's lyrics.

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I say, good chap, I do believe that's Joseph Ducreux! Hm, yes, quite.

Hullabaloo.

[Mystic Muse]

Hullabaloo.

Yay! I started something!

Out of curiosity, is Hullabaloo a good or a bad name for a pony?

[Darkmyst]

Out of curiosity, is Hullabaloo a good or a bad name for a pony?

It would work well, but the pony in question would probably make Pinkie Pie look demure by comparison :S

[Mystic Muse]

It would work well, but the pony in question would probably make Pinkie Pie look demure by comparison :S

Oh Sweet pony Princesses.

I have to play this pony now.

[Darkmyst]

Oh Sweet pony Princesses.

I have to play this pony now.

May Luna have mercy on the poor souls who encounter this walking cacophony...

[the_druid_droid]

That said, Art of the Rope:

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Thread by thread, tying it together
PhoeKun's caught
Stopping her flying wing by wing
Making sure the knots tie nicely
It's a perfect fit (and so hip!)
Always got to keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the gag's correctly facing
I'm tying PhoeKun uuuuup

Knot by knot, fussing on the detail
White clothesline, don't you know a knot in time saves nine?
Make it something perfect to inspire
Even though she's trying to get away
Got to mind those intricate details
Even though she's more concerned with being jailed
I'm tying PhoeKun uuuuuup

Tying her up is easy
From Kyuubi a used hankie
Stuff it in her mouth
Blend color and form
(Do you think it looks cheesy?)

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Tight hogtie (couldn't you just simply die?)
Making sure it crushes all her hopes
Don't forget some magic in the ropes
Even though it rides high on the flank
PhoeKun won't look like a tank
I'm tying PhoeKun uuuuuuup

Leg by leg
Knot by knot
Round her wings
Not too tight
Thread by thread
Primmed and pressed
Yard by yard
Never stressed
And that's the art of the roooope!

I-I might have sung this out loud...

Hullabaloo

[Aotrs Commander]

So, what's happen-

*reads thread*

...Okay, then.

...

Um...Look over there! A pony-related thing!

*Runs*

[Raz_Fox]

...You know, I just might do just that

Except Phoe hates my art. And I'd have problems posting it, maybe. But, oh, well. What kind of commission we're talking about? ;P

The "Will you do it for a hug?" type of commission.

W-wait. That tree was hit by lightning. How are you...? eep.

I specifically denied doing that. Do I seem untrustworthy?

Also, I notice your silence on the subject of the song, which is probably a good thing. Or a thematically appropriate thing, I suppose.

I-I might have sung this out loud...

Hullabaloo

Oh dear Celestia. I'm not sure whether to be terrified at what I have created or to request a recording.

[Kyouhen]

So, what's happen-

*reads thread*

...Okay, then.

...

Um...Look over there! A pony-related thing!

*Runs*

Wait, that pony-related thing wasn't there a minute ago...
...
THE LICH CAN SUMMON PONY-RELATED THINGS! AFTER HIM!

[the_druid_droid]

Oh dear Celestia. I'm not sure whether to be terrified at what I have created or to request a recording.

Considering my singing voice, I'd stick with the terror.

[Mystic Muse]

May Luna have mercy on the poor souls who encounter this walking cacophony...

And she's going to be raised by Pinkie Pie's cousin.

[PhoeKun]

I specifically denied doing that. Do I seem untrustworthy?

Also, I notice your silence on the subject of the song, which is probably a good thing. Or a thematically appropriate thing, I suppose.

You, um... you did sort of tie me up and gag me with handkerchiefs (hoofkerchiefs?). So... do forgive me if your word makes me a little... how to put this politely? Uneasy. *takes a small step backwards*

I thought the song was fun, but I was afraid to directly comment on it and risk "Phoe bondage" turning into a pony thread meme. Which... apparently people are already singing it so I may have lost on that front already.

It was inevitable, really. Live by the ship, die by the ship.

[Aotrs Commander]

Wait, that pony-related thing wasn't there a minute ago...
...
THE LICH CAN SUMMON PONY-RELATED THINGS! AFTER HIM!

Well, I suppose, given the functioning of Aotrs Gate Drive and/or spells, we can travel though time and different dimensions, so it might be theoretically possible to trav-

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Oh snap!

*Runs faster*

[RdMarquis]

And she's going to be raised by Pinkie Pie's cousin.

When my villain (or more accurately, antagonist) emerges from the depths of the city, his first act will be to turn everything into a silent movie. Or buy some really good earplugs.

[Grif]

Well, I suppose, given the functioning of Aotrs Gate Drive and/or spells, we can travel though time and different dimensions, so it might be theoretically possible to trav-

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Oh snap!

*Runs faster*

After him! He has the secret of pony with him!

[Trixie]

I thought the song was fun, but I was afraid to directly comment on it and risk "Phoe bondage" turning into a pony thread meme. Which... apparently people are already singing it so I may have lost on that front already.

Wait, you mean it isn't already?

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Anyway, what I wanted to add? Oh, yes, looks like my goal of updating OP every 5 pages is impossible *curses* Oh, well, every 8-10 pages it is. Anyone has anything to add to OP? :P

[Grif]

Oh. My. God.

This OP Pic is the best ever. The turret choir + Octavia? WIN!

[the_druid_droid]

After him! He has the secret of pony with him!

*engages thrusters*

[Raz_Fox]

You, um... you did sort of tie me up and gag me with handkerchiefs (hoofkerchiefs?). So... do forgive me if your word makes me a little... how to put this politely? Uneasy. *takes a small step backwards*

I only did that because you were taking up so much room. It's not like I had malicious intentions... right? Perhaps you're right not to trust me. Maybe I really am the owl sitting outside your window. With a coil of rope. Maybe I'm not. Ahaha.

I thought the song was fun, but I was afraid to directly comment on it and risk "Phoe bondage" turning into a pony thread meme. Which... apparently people are already singing it so I may have lost on that front already.

It was inevitable, really. Live by the ship, die by the ship.

Oh, it's far too late to stop PhoeBondage from becoming a meme. We're going viral with this. Besides, who better to become the thread's de facto bondage mascot but the queen of shipping herself?

Oh, and thank you. I was half-afraid you'd be offended, which in hindsight seems silly.

[Lix Lorn]

Live by the ship, die by the ship.

May I quote?

[Irbis]

I only did that because you were taking up so much room. It's not like I had malicious intentions... right? Perhaps you're right not to trust me. Maybe I really am the owl sitting outside your window. With a coil of rope. Maybe I'm not. Ahaha.

...Every time I think previous thread was as cool as it gets, new one proves to be 20% cooler

[PhoeKun]

Wait, you mean it isn't already?

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... You know what? I'm running with it.

ATTENTIONEVERYPONY!!!

Phoe In Ropes is now a thing. Wanna draw something? Tie me up. Have a story to write? Work it in as an easter egg. Want it to be the main focus? Wonderful! I want to see enough material by Thread XI for white pegasus ponies bound in ropes or shackles or what have you to make it the official theme of the thread. Got it? Good!

[Grif]

*engages thrusters*

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[Kyouhen]

Don't worry, he won't get away. I've called in our best agent for hunting him down.

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It's just a matter of time now...

[Lix Lorn]

... You know what? I'm running with it.

ATTENTIONEVERYPONY!!!

Phoe In Ropes is now a thing. Wanna draw something? Tie me up. Have a story to write? Work it in as an easter egg. Want it to be the main focus? Wonderful! I want to see enough material by Thread XI for white pegasus ponies bound in ropes or shackles or what have you to make it the official theme of the thread. Got it? Good!

...you are a mare after my own soul. Can we hang out some time?

[RdMarquis]

... You know what? I'm running with it.

ATTENTIONEVERYPONY!!!

Phoe In Ropes is now a thing. Wanna draw something? Tie me up. Have a story to write? Work it in as an easter egg. Want it to be the main focus? Wonderful! I want to see enough material by Thread XI for white pegasus ponies bound in ropes or shackles or what have you to make it the official theme of the thread. Got it? Good!

Don't tempt me. I've got an idea for a crossover with the Persona series that's just begging for weird character designs.

[Orzel]

... You know what? I'm running with it.

ATTENTIONEVERYPONY!!!

Phoe In Ropes is now a thing. Wanna draw something? Tie me up. Have a story to write? Work it in as an easter egg. Want it to be the main focus? Wonderful! I want to see enough material by Thread XI for white pegasus ponies bound in ropes or shackles or what have you to make it the official theme of the thread. Got it? Good!

PhoeBondage is now a quirk in My MLP rpg. It doubles your friendship bonus when tied up.

I will now secertly scribble it on my little cousin's character sheet. Stealth Pencil Activate!

[PhoeKun]

May I quote?

You may, if you so desire.

Don't tempt me. I've got an idea for a crossover with the Persona series that's just begging for weird character designs.

What, really? You think I'm going to back off after hearing that? Dooooo iiiiiiiiiit~

PhoeBondage is now a quirk in My MLP rpg. It doubles your friendship bonus when tied up.

I will now secertly scribble it on my little cousin's character sheet. Stealth Pencil Activate!

...This has already been successful beyond my wildest imaginings.