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    "A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men..."
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    My dad's necromancer has a new custom verbal component for Doom/Bane/Bestow Curse. I think it belongs here...

    "Woe, dude..." - the worst pun ever.

    He also raised an army of "undudes".
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    All of the following are quotes by Tom Clancy.

    "Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser."

    "Life is about learning; when you stop learning, you die."

    "I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part."

    "No matter what you or anyone else does, there will be someone who says that there's something bad about it."

    "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

    I truely love his work, and these quotes taken from interviews just make so much sense to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FireFox View Post
    "Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser."
    Hey, I'm not elitist, just better than everybody else!

    (If that's not someone else's, then it's mine.)
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    These are a couple of quotes from Oscar Wilde, some old dude from the 19th century...

    "Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you."

    "I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."

    "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

    "I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about."

    "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."

    "A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."

    "Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative."

    Also, the second quote in my signature is an oscar wilde quote. Sorry if someone already did this guy, i just dont want to read all 7 pages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whateverness View Post
    These are a couple of quotes from Oscar Wilde, some old dude from the 19th century...
    Also, the second quote in my signature is an oscar wilde quote. Sorry if someone already did this guy, i just dont want to read all 7 pages.
    Yay my first post
    If you want some funny Oscar Wilde stuff, check out the uncyclopedia. Its a hilariously odd version of wikipedia and they always have some odd Oscar Wilde quotes. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Oscar_wilde_quotes

    I like "time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

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    Here are some from the Simpsons

    "What!!! She went free! This is America! Justice shoud favor the rich!"- Mr.Burns

    "I read somewhere that women liked jerks."-Grampa Simpson

    "Your gonna see a lot of nuns where your going. HELL!"- Chief Wiggum




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    "Where's your messiah now, eh Flanders?"

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    I LOVE Oscar Wilde . . . Oscar Wilde quotes.
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    Ok, let's see if I can rack my brains for a couple of good quotes....

    "Hey, lets get serious... God knows what hes doin'. He wrote this book here, an' the book says: He made us all to be just like him, so... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)"
    - Frank Zappa, Dumb All Over

    "Love is a creature of time, but friendship is not"
    - Patrick O'Brian

    "To be young and write poetry is to be young. To be old and write poetry is to be a poet."
    - Anon

    "Sincerity is never planned. It must be made up on the spot!"
    - Denny Crane.

    "Every man would be a coward if he dared."
    - Patrick O'Brian

    "Authority is the solvent of humanity. Look at any family, look at the father, and at the absorption of the man by the role."
    - Patrick O'Brian

    "Without hope, there is no fear"
    - Author Unknown

    "Without hope, we live in desire"
    - Author Unknown

    "All certainty trembled - masculinity, power; the twin imperatives of dread and reason - all turned their collars up and denied knowledge of him."
    - Clive Barker "The Madonna"

    "...he was aware of his body as he had seldom been before: as a trap. Its fragility was a trp; its shape, its size, its very gender was a trap. And there was no flying out of it; he was shackled to, or IN this wretchedness."
    - Clive Barker "The Madonna"

    "No craft is very far from the line beyond which is magic"
    - Lord Dunsany "Don Rodriguez"

    "...it seemed trivial, emphemeral, modern, ill able to cope with the power of ancient things, dead days and forgotten voices, which make their home in the darkness because the days that have usurped them have stolen the light of the sun."
    - Lord Dunsany "Don Rodriguez"

    and finally...

    "...for know that mere dreams and idle fancies, and all amorous, lyrical, insubstancial things, are all that we writers have of which to make a tale, as they are all that the Dim Ones have to make the story of man."
    - Lord Dunsany "Don Rodriguez"

    I had forgotten how much I liked these quotes. They have a calming effect on me. Cheers! :D

    EDIT: huh.... I forgot to do an H.P. Lovecraft quote. how could I? Oh well, there shall be a sequel!
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    My teacher said this one, and I'm well aware that it's cheesy.
    "Anything and everything you do, do with integrity."
    I said this one.
    "She's been hammering it into our heads....with a chainsaw!"
    Friend's friend
    "Like a cow, dammit!"
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    "Go speak French to the refrigerator!"
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    So? This is the town. We don't listen to the laws of reality.
    We rewrote it for our own convenience.
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    "Give us the gate key."
    "Gate key? I know of no gate key."
    "Fezzig, tear his arms off."
    "Oh you mean this gate key."

    -The Princess Bride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Face Of Evil View Post
    "Where's your messiah now, eh Flanders?"
    Nerd senses tingling.Incorrect quote. Its from Wiggum, and its just "Where's your messiah now?" in the David vs. Goliath two.




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    Thog is more than a character - Thog is a universal truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by smart thog View Post
    Nerd senses tingling.Incorrect quote. Its from Wiggum, and its just "Where's your messiah now?" in the David vs. Goliath two.
    It's also quoted in the episode where Homer wants to be Ned's best friend, and he drives Ned up the wall. While Ned is speeding away from the house (Homer briefly gives chase in a scene reminiscent of Terminator 2), Chief Wiggum pulls Ned over. After he stumbles during a roadside test, Wiggum arrests Ned. As he's putting him in the squad car, Wiggum says, "Where's your messiah now?"

    Here's another one from Futurama:

    "Murder isn't working and it's all we're good at."

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    NC, you're my favorite. Except when I have to archive you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Windows ME setup
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    You don't steer the rocket, it goes up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miles Edgeworth
    Wright. I believe the next lunch you'll be eating is...Humble Pie!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ini Miney
    I'm going to serve you up a slice of humble pie! I hope you enjoy it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Annagramma
    Do you have a taste for humble pie?!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ganurath
    That's why you're going to use a combat oriented build of your own to serve him a helping of humble pie.
    Quote Originally Posted by Malasia Airlines ad
    Think I'll have the chicken. Hope the guy in 5B likes humble pie
    Quote Originally Posted by Daryan Crescend
    Get this one wrong, and you'll be eating humble pie for a year. I'll bake it myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Clark; year 10 Science teacher
    If you're going to do something stupid, then at least wear safety goggles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninja_Chocobo View Post
    "If you're going to do something stupid, then at least wear safety goggles"
    --Ms. Clark, my year 10 Science teacher.
    THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Face Of Evil View Post
    THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
    Can I sig that? Please?

    For the list:

    "Here's your beer, sir, and I've 0.00003 killed you?" - Moist von Lipwig to Pump (19, I think it was...please correct me if I'm wrong).

    "Dude, you were asleep, and making serious happy noises" - Sam to Dean on Supernatural

    "I told my Dad I was afraid of the dark once. He gave me a 4.5." - Sam to Dean, same show.

    And this entire conversation from the same show and the same people:
    "Dude, you seriously have to update your cassete tape collection."
    "Why?"
    "Well, for one, they're cassete tapes. For another: Metallica, *lists a few other bands* The greatest hits of Mullet Rock?"
    "House rules, Sammy, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole."
    "Dean, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. Don't call me that anymore."
    "Sorry, Sammy, can't hear you, the music's too loud."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Face Of Evil View Post
    It's also quoted in the episode where Homer wants to be Ned's best friend, and he drives Ned up the wall. While Ned is speeding away from the house (Homer briefly gives chase in a scene reminiscent of Terminator 2), Chief Wiggum pulls Ned over. After he stumbles during a roadside test, Wiggum arrests Ned. As he's putting him in the squad car, Wiggum says, "Where's your messiah now?"
    *Checking old episodes* Crap! FOE is right! I feel ashamed.

    Also from the Simpson

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    Smart Thog by me, Smart Thog

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    Heres one from the play major Barbra's profession.

    "I wouldn't trade an once of my compassion for all of your wealth -major Barbra
    Well, I wouldn't trade all of my wealth for an once of your compassion -Andrew Undershaft"




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    Quote Originally Posted by Brickwall View Post
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    I've been going through Buffy.
    Again.
    Glorificus has thrown me a new favourite.

    Glory: I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satyrquaze View Post
    "Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money."
    ~ Cree Proverb
    hey, new dollar bills are tasty!
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    From Abarat (and sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree):
    O woe is me,
    O woe is me,
    I used to have a hamster tree,
    But it was eaten by a newt,
    And now I have no cuddly fruit,
    O woe is me,
    O woe is me,
    I used to have a hamster tree!
    Idiots give me indigestion.
    Don't give me indigestion.

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    Wadledo, you dislike EVERYONE. Therefore, you don't count.
    Quote Originally Posted by Draken View Post
    Maybe this is the only true fix for spellcasting, making people scared of using it.
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    There's a concept called mercy. Are you familiar with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hap_hazard View Post
    "All those who are absent, please raise your hand."
    -A teacher
    An absent minded person would not listen to the teacher, and think it was the usual headcount, therefore raising his hand.
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    "I know what you think, but i know I think, and i think i think just as well as you think... don't you think?"
    - Britney from Daria

    Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse"

    Punctuation is the difference between "A woman without her man is nothing" and "A woman: without her, man is nothing"
    - heard both of them from a teacher

    “No one said there would be not leaving.”
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    “If I were going to die I would have done it by now.”
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    "If I were going to die I would have by now."
    - Grytt

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    Alright, here are some from watchmen

    "As intelligent men facing insane times, we were very alike, despising each other instantly." - Adrian Veidt on the comedian

    "Were all puppets on strings, Laurie, I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."- Dr. Manhattan


    "Whoa whoa whoa! Blowing up HALF of NEW YORK! I'm gald we found you before you could do anything really dangerous. I mean, when was this hopelessly blakc fantasy supposed to happen?"
    "Daniel, I'm not a republic serial villain. I wouldn't explain it to you if their was even a slight chance you could stop it. I did it 35 minutes ago."

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    What really killed the Dinosaurs?
    MEEEEEE!!!
    The Hypnotoad made me do it!

    Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda neat.
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    NONSENSE

    "I throw spoons!"--me

    GOOD ADVICE

    "Serve the Emperor today, for tomorrow you may be dead."

    Switch "the Emperor" with "everyday people" and it works well enough.
    Before you ask, I didn't know what it meant when I put it in my username. Do NOT ask.

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    "Somebody probably said this before, so I am taking their credit"
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    ooh, ooh, has someone mentioned:
    "The only difference between something that can go wrong and something that cannot possibly go wrong is that when something that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it is generally impossible to get at or repair." ~ Douglas adams

    Dwagons!




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    My father:
    "And firey pits of hell are just a metaphor. Same as streets paved with gold.
    I mean, who wants streets paved with gold?
    and I LIKE fire.
    within reason."

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