D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG

**Lord_Gareth** · 2012-05-17, 10:46 PM (ISO 8601)

Golentan, that was epic. That poster was the best thing.

**golentan** · 2012-05-17, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)

Thank you.

**Morithias** · 2012-05-17, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)

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(Yes I know there's a girl in the picture. I couldn't find one on my computer that didn't have a person in it).

**TechnoScrabble** · 2012-05-18, 06:32 AM (ISO 8601)

One of my GMs once asked the players 'Why do you fight'? We tended to answer things in an OOC joke so we could answer it seriously IC, so the following occurred:

(We sang this, BTW.)

Mike: I fight for the babes!
Jojo: I fight for the hunks!
Marquan: I fight to watch things explode in meaty chunks!
Me: I fight not for glory, for that is free, no I fight for the very best thing!
All: I fight for XP!

**Socratov** · 2012-05-18, 10:38 AM (ISO 8601)

**Dusk Eclipse** · 2012-05-18, 11:43 AM (ISO 8601)

Not a demotivator...but I think it fits well enough:

**Feriority** · 2012-05-18, 10:18 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Socratov

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Does this come from somewhere? I can't find the quote via google.

**Rorrik** · 2012-05-18, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Feriority

Does this come from somewhere? I can't find the quote via google.

It's from a post earlier in the thread, right before it.

One of my GMs once asked the players 'Why do you fight'? We tended to answer things in an OOC joke so we could answer it seriously IC, so the following occurred:

(We sang this, BTW.)

Mike: I fight for the babes!
Jojo: I fight for the hunks!
Marquan: I fight to watch things explode in meaty chunks!
Me: I fight not for glory, for that is free, no I fight for the very best thing!
All: I fight for XP!

**Feriority** · 2012-05-18, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)

... That's what I get for going through this thread and just looking at all the pictures.

Thanks! And sorry, TechnoScrabble!

**Morithias** · 2012-05-18, 11:54 PM (ISO 8601)

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(If you have a 1/4 chance of winning, use a luck reroll and a ring of "cheat", to boost it to 3/4 or even 4/4 depending on how you read how they work together)

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**Socratov** · 2012-05-19, 05:17 AM (ISO 8601)

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**AngelSword** · 2012-05-19, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Morithias

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*straight up >_>

**Dimonite** · 2012-05-19, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)

One of my GMs once asked the players 'Why do you fight'? We tended to answer things in an OOC joke so we could answer it seriously IC, so the following occurred:

(We sang this, BTW.)

Mike: I fight for the babes!
Jojo: I fight for the hunks!
Marquan: I fight to watch things explode in meaty chunks!
Me: I fight not for glory, for that is free, no I fight for the very best thing!
All: I fight for XP!

I've got the next verse; anyone care to make a third?

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**Morithias** · 2012-05-19, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by AngelSword

*straight up >_>

Ah Biscuit...sorry it was 3 am when I made that.

**Rorrik** · 2012-05-19, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)

Third verse incoming.

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**Silus** · 2012-05-19, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)

Boom-de-ah-da boom-de-ah-da boom-de-ah-da boom-de-ah-da....

**Noedig** · 2012-05-19, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)

Gonna sing a bit of song, if I can get this to work.

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http://media.fakeposters.com/results...kshpttavhm.jpg
http://media.fakeposters.com/results...o4o5ebrr8s.jpg
http://media.fakeposters.com/results...5c2wro7etd.jpg
http://media.fakeposters.com/results...9kfk1yu2gd.jpg

Edit2: Trying again.

**Man on Fire** · 2012-05-19, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)

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**TechnoScrabble** · 2012-05-19, 03:35 PM (ISO 8601)

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*sniffle*

I love you guys this much. Plus interest.

Also, this thread now has a crowning music of awesome moment!

**Man on Fire** · 2012-05-19, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)

Some alignments by me

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Found on the web

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EDIT: And I needed to take down two the best ones. One of the times the rules are royal pain in the @#$%.

**Hiro Protagonest** · 2012-05-19, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)

Uncensored swear words (except for bitch, bastard, and hell, which the filter doesn't censor) aren't allowed. A link with a warning is the closest you can get to the line without gong over.

**CTrees** · 2012-05-20, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Socratov

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Hey, it's the easiest way to bypass RHD!

**Man on Fire** · 2012-05-20, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)

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**Man on Fire** · 2012-05-20, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)

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**jaybird** · 2012-05-20, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)

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With full respects to the "Things I May No Longer Do While Playing" thread

Explanation: The guy got his shoulder dislocated with a punch. So he flexes his muscles and relocates it.

**Sgt. Cookie** · 2012-05-21, 08:09 AM (ISO 8601)

But, but, but that's what Iron Heart Surge is FOR. I mean, hands up if you would disallow a player to use iron heart surge for THAT.

**TechnoScrabble** · 2012-05-21, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)

Yeah, Iron Heart is a balance and cohesion based style, but let's face it, it's the official 'I'm a badass' style for ToB. You can block attacks with more attacks, recover from near death over and over, negate any effects that bother you, etc etc etc.

**Morph Bark** · 2012-05-21, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble

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*sniffle*

I love you guys this much. Plus interest.

Also, this thread now has a crowning music of awesome moment!

This thread does. The previous ones have had some of their own.

**Lord_Gareth** · 2012-05-21, 09:21 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble

Yeah, Iron Heart is a balance and cohesion based style, but let's face it, it's the official 'I'm a badass' style for ToB. You can block attacks with more attacks, recover from near death over and over, negate any effects that bother you, etc etc etc.

You can deflect disintegrate rays into enemies within melee range of you....

**TechnoScrabble** · 2012-05-21, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Morph Bark

This thread does. The previous ones have had some of their own.

I demand links!

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