Heliomance's Everchanging Thread Title Random Banter #167

[Heliomance]

After much waiting, and even more missing the new thread by an hour or so, it is my very great honour to finally present to you the Random Banter thread to end all Random Banter threads! Except not. I wouldn't want Random Banter to disappear.

So without beating about the bush and with no more ado, I am pleased to give you the fantistic, the stupendous, the amazing one hundred and sixty seventh Random Banter!

Before we begin, there are just a few tiny rules to avoid sending Roland into a homicidal frenzy. And we don't want that, do we?
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1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.

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Past Random Banters

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Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
Lucky’s Random Banter #73
Castaras's Random Banter #74
D'anna Biers RB #75
Zeb The Troll's RB#76
Egdpollard's RB #77
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Random Banter #117
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134
Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135
Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136
Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8722755
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149
Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150
Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151
Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155
Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156
AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158
Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159
Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160
Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161
Gwyn's Gloriously Green Garrumphing Garter of Garrulous Gabble! Random Banter #162
Eruantion's Euphoric, Elephant-filled Elevated Epoch of Eurhythmic Random Banter #163
ATW's Awesome Androgynous Avaricious Azure Ardent Adamant Alluvial Random Banter #164
Cynical Avocado's Absolutely Admirable Accumulation of Random Bantering #165
August's Pink Plushy and Phantasmagorically Random Banter Thread #166

May the boogieing commence!

[Mutant Sheep]

Ogity BOOGITY BOOGITY! BOOGY BOOGITY!

You ate my TOOE!

I know Lala the tellitubby. We met what, a month ago in that random banter two random banters ago? And I thought you and Ranger Mattos were related somehow. Maybe aliens.

[LaZodiac]

Cross Posting here to make sure it's noticed.

You're a good friend too Mutant Sheep, I just meant my personal circle of friends. Dragonprime sorta, Teddy, Absolmorph, Mattos, Blue kinda sorta eventually.

[DraPrime]

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Wow...for years I've been planning to make "Dragonprime's Alliteration Free Random Banter Thread". And now you used that joke. Congratulations, you have upstaged me like no one has before. I proclaim this thread as the triumphant victor over me, with Heliomance at its command.

HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! HE'S THE MAN!

[Heliomance]

I just now noticed that I used stupendous twice. Oops.

Oh well, tis a good word.

[DraPrime]

The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!

Ooooh, another sweet quote about me. Can I sig it?

Cross Posting here to make sure it's noticed.

You're a good friend too Mutant Sheep, I just meant my personal circle of friends. Dragonprime sorta, Teddy, Absolmorph, Mattos, Blue kinda sorta eventually.

*lights his pipe and begins reminiscing*

I think I recall how we first started talking on RB. I had mentioned that I had just watched a Godzilla movie, and you apparently were a fan. So we began speaking. It was only at the beginning of the summer, but it feels like it was very long ago.

[Eon]

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Wow...for years I've been planning to make "Dragonprime's Alliteration Free Random Banter Thread". And now you used that joke. Congratulations, you have upstaged me like no one has before. I proclaim this thread as the triumphant victor over me, with Heliomance at its command.

HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! HE'S THE MAN!

Haha, if I ever made a RB (Like that would happen ) I would have made that joke.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!

[DraPrime]

I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!

*prods with his pipe*

I'll ask again. Can I quote the part about my posts?

[Mutant Sheep]

I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!

Um..uhh. Dragon beat you to it.

Speaking of beating. And dragons. Uhh... Batman! * disappears in a puff of smoke so he can go to sleep and forget about this place for once and not dream about a crime fighting Banter-Justice-League thing* Dang, said too much.

[DraPrime]

Um..uhh. Dragon beat you to it.

I beat all people to everything. Except alliteration-free RB thread titles.

edit: Just noticed that Heliomance has no listed gender. Therefore...

HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! SHE'S THE WOMAN!

Just in case.

[Eon]

I beat all people to everything. Except alliteration-free RB thread titles.

I'll race you to having your forum name start with an E. Oh! I won!
I swear... If he had a past username starting with an E...

[DraPrime]

I'll race you to having your forum name start with an E. Oh! I won!
I swear... If he had a past username starting with an E...

You have no idea how strange this is. I actually used to have the username Eon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. I changed it to Dragonprime. I've been wondering whether or not to mention it to you, but it just seemed too strange. This is a filthy lie!

[LaZodiac]

I beat all people to everything. Except alliteration-free RB thread titles.

edit: Just noticed that Heliomance has no listed gender. Therefore...

HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! SHE'S THE WOMAN!

Just in case.

Helio has gone on record as being a man, but cross dressing (If I recall. It involved considering walking into a room of his roomates wearing a cute dress)

[Eon]

You have no idea how strange this is. I actually used to have the username Eon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. I changed it to Dragonprime. I've been wondering whether or not to mention it to you, but it just seemed too strange.

... What.

[DraPrime]

Helio has gone on record as being a man, but cross dressing (If I recall. It involved considering walking into a room of his roomates wearing a cute dress)

HELIOMANCE'S THREAD! HE'S THE MAN WEARING A CUTE DRESS!

... What.

Yeah. Strange, ain't it? I'm shamelessly lying!

[Eon]

So.... You had it eons ago?

[DraPrime]

So.... You had it eons ago?

Indeed, back when I was young and in my prime. I'm such a liar :)

[Eon]

Indeed, back when I was young and in my prime. I'm such a liar :)

Aha! I thought it was too story-book like!

edit: I had to take the pun opportunity

[Coidzor]

I'm, uh, cross-posting this from the last one ...

The good thing 'bout a prolonged absence is that you can rise to a position like Koorly. The rare but ascertainable posts of DP will be immortal!

Well, Koorly's notoriety was gained before she took a hiatus to start having a social life and do things like Oxbridge.

Now I wish I was any good at coming up with riddles so that fun times could continue.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Ooooh, another sweet quote about me. Can I sig it?

Of course! What else are quotes for? I had a Word Doc full of quotes I would shuffle around in my Signature. Sadly, I lost that file. No longer shall Coplantor ever grace my sig ...

[DraPrime]

Aha! I thought it was too story-book like!

edit: I had to take the pun opportunity

Well...as far as you know. I might actually have been telling the truth. The fact is that I am the true Eon, you imposter.

Well, Koorly's notoriety was gained before she took a hiatus to start having a social life and do things like Oxbridge.

Indeed, I can remember those days. I think my leaving gave me fame...though for totally the wrong reasons. My revolving door policy was more commonly associated with me than my username. Then I got serious when I left for seminary, which no doubt blew a few minds in the process.

Of course! What else are quotes for? I had a Word Doc full of quotes I would shuffle around in my Signature. Sadly, I lost that file. No longer shall Coplantor ever grace my sig ...

*waves his magic piece of broccoli*

The signature is changed!

[LaZodiac]

Well...as far as you know. I might actually have been telling the truth. The fact is that I am the true Eon, you imposter.

Now would be a good time for Eon to show off his Doppleganger abilities. He knows what I'm talking about

[DraPrime]

Now would be a good time for Eon to show off his Doppleganger abilities. He knows what I'm talking about

Shush. I can actually provide evidence that I am the original LaZodiac.

[Eon]

Gah! I never knew! I... I don't even know myself! Do my friends know!?

[Blue Ghost]

I'm not actually supposed to be in the Playground right now, but I would just like to congratulate you guys on making one of the most wonderful RB threads I have ever seen in my absence, and to tell you all that I love you. I was also considering posting a riddle and not telling you the answer until I got home in two days, but I guess that would fall under trolling.

[DraPrime]

Gah! I never knew! I... I don't even know myself! Do my friends know!?

You know, you are required to have the artist's permission to use that avatar.

Anyways, I've got a riddle for us. A man is standing trial and is told by the judge that he may make a statement. If it is true, then his sentence will be four years. If it is false his sentence will be six years. The man makes his statement, and the judge sets him free. What did he say?

[LaZodiac]

Shush. I can actually provide evidence that I am the original LaZodiac.

How so, Dragonprime?

Gah! I never knew! I... I don't even know myself! Do my friends know!?

Yes.

I'm not actually supposed to be in the Playground right now, but I would just like to congratulate you guys on making one of the most wonderful RB threads I have ever seen in my absence, and to tell you all that I love you. I was also considering posting a riddle and not telling you the answer until I got home in two days, but I guess that would fall under trolling.

How is it so great, if I may ask?

[DraPrime]

How so, Dragonprime?

I think I might have a screencap from that ancient time.

[Eon]

You know, you are required to have the artist's permission to use that avatar.

Anyways, I've got a riddle for us. A man is standing trial and is told by the judge that he may make a statement. If it is true, then his sentence will be four years. If it is false his sentence will be six years. The man makes his statement, and the judge sets him free. What did he say?

What do you mean? I'm Dragonprime, I have permission.

See, asking riddles! It must be an imposter!