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2015-09-09, 09:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
Welcome, ogne agnd all to the gnignth episode of this illustrious thread series ogn exactly how best to make your DM cry. As usual, we are always willigng to legnd a kignd ear to your frustratiogns ogn thigngs that have beegn baggnned, vetoed or just plaign killed off at your table. Previous threads are listed below:
1: [Any] Things I may no longer do while playing.
2: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
3: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
4: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
5: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
6: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VI: This Isn't A Checklist We Swear!
7: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
8: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing VIII: Why is the PLOT on fire?
Gnote: if you're goigng to use gnumbers, please keep the gnumberigng ign order. This meagns:
1) dogn't add sub-rules to previous gnumbers--people will thignk that gnumber is the curregnt ogne
2) look to make sure that the last post isgn't a sub-rule to a previous gnumber
Asterisks are highly recommegnded, though.
* May gnot ask if I should've chagnged the titles of the listed threads as well.
** Gno, gnot evegn thegnLast edited by goto124; 2015-09-09 at 10:02 AM.
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2015-09-09, 10:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*May not play a Rock Gnome Bard with an electric guitar run off a generator powered by a Wand of Lightning Bolt.
**May not reply "What? They're called Rock Gnomes!" when this build is questioned.
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2015-09-09, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-09, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-09, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*May play a Hill Dwarf Monk and make him a luchador
**may not invent the secret language of Luchadorese, which is just posturing and various gestures
***May not run up to put the BBEG in a full nelson as to repeatedly headbutt him as an unarmed strike
****Definately CAN NOT rip off any helms/hats/hoods/masks from my vanquished foes as a sign of triumph/to huniliate and shame them in the way of the luchadorGizmo Stien, Vigilante Scientist
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2015-09-09, 11:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*My gnome may not clear the dungeon by taking advantage of the fact that chlorine gas is heavier-than-air and mixing a large batch of acid and bleach near the entrance.
*My gnomish cleric may not use the Create Water spell to spread the fire from the flask of oil I just threw.
*My gnome illusionist may not tie 100ft of thin wire to an arrow and use Shocking Grasp to invent either the taser or the detonator.
*My gnome may not tie 100ft of rope tied to a large stone block to a ballista bolt in order to harpoon a flying enemy and keep them in bow range.
**My gnome may not build a ballista.
*There is no gnomish god of explosions.
*Green slime is not the result of gnomish attempts to design waste-disposal systems.
*My gnome illusionist may not take advantage of brown mold's incredible propensity for rapid growth when exposed to heat in order to create a piston engine or launcher that runs off the Fire Bolt and Ray of Frost cantrips.
*My gnome illusionist must actually cast an illusion spell once in a while.
*Any plan involving magma and a team of gnomish engineers is vetoed.
**Especially if I got the idea from Dwarf Fortress.Last edited by JAL_1138; 2015-09-09 at 12:05 PM.
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2015-09-09, 11:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*Should not be surprised when the elven bard uses her spear as part of her Perform (dance) routine
**No, that is not how you use FascinateSee my Extended Signature for my list of silly shenanigans.
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2015-09-09, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*May not inhale new thread smell.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2015-09-09, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May not through a miscommunication think that our new ally is secretly a villain
** Even if the theory why sounds totally plausible.
*** May not go around trying to make people distrust said new ally.
**** May not continue thinking the ally is a villain even after original reason why I thought they were villains was disproven on the reasoning that they were playing "the long game."
***** Even if they continued to be jerks who kept trying to distort my characters motives.
* may not greet the second god of the sky we meet as "Storm Dad"
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2015-09-09, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*I should never let my players use bards or wizards or anything with spells or skill points.
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2015-09-09, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May not create a document detailing my tribe's customs and the reasons for them.
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2015-09-09, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*When DMing 5e, may not use the 2e version of various slimes and molds, such as Green Slime (instead of damage, turns a creature into more green slime in 1d4 rounds, no save, no resurrection), or Olive Slime (body-and-brain-hijacking parasite, save to notice it attaching to you or eventually turn into a zombie-like creature).
*May not buy numerous earthen or stone jars and a large number of cattle, use the cattle to feed the puddle of green slime, gather the green slime into the containers, and fire said containers out of trebuchets.
**May not have access to trebuchets.
***May not use Animate Objects on the containers since I can't have trebuchets.
****May absolutely not have enemies use this tactic if I'm DMing.Last edited by JAL_1138; 2015-09-09 at 12:54 PM.
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2015-09-09, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
Yes, I am slightly egomaniac. Why didn't you ask?
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2015-09-09, 02:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
****May not be the one who started the "they are secretly villains" theory in the party
*****May not encourage going around and making people distrust said allies
******Even if the reasoning was perfectly sound
*******Come on, who trusts a snake spirit?
********Let alone two snake spirits.
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2015-09-09, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* No longer allowed to start shipping characters by the first session.
** Or the second.
* Not allowed to make a group of characters that are all lovechildren of my OC ships.
** Not even if it's AU.
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2015-09-09, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by JohnTheSavage; 2015-09-09 at 03:09 PM.
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2015-09-09, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*May not build a campaign where all PC's are the children of a very prolific bard.
**Said bard cannot be named Dgimi Hen'drx
***Said bard's eternal rival cannot be another bard named Crit Kobaign
****Cannot have the group discover that the bard was an incubus to explain why they are all different races
*****Cannot thereafter have the group be contacted by the bard's divine demon/dragon daughter to have them hunt down all his other children
******Even if all of this is the Players's idea after hearing about a previous character that the DM played as
*******Anti-railroading is now defined as "the players forcing the dm to change the plot to suit their new OOC world view"Last edited by illyahr; 2015-09-09 at 03:27 PM.
See my Extended Signature for my list of silly shenanigans.
Anyone is welcome to use or critique my 3.5 Fighter homebrew: The Vanguard.
I am a Dungeon Master for Hire that creates custom content for people and programs d20 content for the HeroLab character system. Please donate to my Patreon and visit the HeroLab forums.
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2015-09-09, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*May not open a hot dog stand in the kingdom's capital
**May not use 2e mustard jelly as a condiment
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2015-09-09, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*I am not to traumatize a member of a peaceful race just by describing the inherent abilities of my own race.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2015-09-09, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* If the players ask me to run an X-Files campaign, I am no longer allowed to wait until the night before to cram together a campaign.
** I'm banned from taking a shortcut and using Monster of the Week for my X-Files research materials.
*** There's only one 'X'. No shipping.Last edited by DigoDragon; 2015-09-09 at 06:15 PM. Reason: Spelling Abducted by Aliens.
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2015-09-09, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-09-09, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*My Luchador/Monk may not have a dramatic back story
**The backstory can't have the antagonist be a literal dire bear in a mask
***No it can't also be a big hairy guy of a certain persuasion either. Stop asking
****No backstories. Period.Gizmo Stien, Vigilante Scientist
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