AMEN XX: Welcome, Here's Your Accordion

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

"I also agree with Vespe. So what if we betray them? We're AMEN!"

Gwyn shrugs, and narrowly dodges a giant worm bursting from the floor.

[PirateMonk]

"So... Edmund Burke?

In other news, my player tallied up all the posts in the new HALO thread, and found that they spent two posts on OOC chatter, four on celebrating the new thread, one on an error post, nineteen doing assorted trivial actions, a full sixty-two on odd conversation, and the remaining five on miscellaneous randomness. Thus, if we ever for some reason wanted to increase posting rate at the great expense of quality, we should spend most of our time chatting away on utterly pointless subjects."

[Lu Yan]

*eats a waffle, and drinks some juice flavoured liquor* like this?

as far as i can tell, thats the first 20 pages of every HALO thread, then it develops into multiple tiny plots, and then reverts back into oblivion.

[Haruki-kun]

We should spend most of our time chatting away on utterly pointless subjects."

As opposed to..........?

[Uncle Festy]

"... As opposed to eating pie? Or slaughtering innocents? Or sending the base rolling off the mountain (good evil times)?"

[Free Hand]

Cat rubs his throbbing head.

"I have a question here, what is the HALO heal/hurt thread and the plot thread if not a collaboration as well? AMEN appears to be pretty chummy with HALO already, we seem to have a professional relationship with them, where we try to destroy everyone they know and love and then invite them over for poker on the weekends, half their freaking members were with us one time or another. I don't see why we can't have this duo title and still try to kill them on a daily basis."

[Uncle Festy]

AMEN XXI: We don't need no stinking collaboration with HALO!

[Free Hand]

Cat pulls the avatar Festy made for him out of his signature and begins bludgeoning him with it.

"Don't make me use the banner."

[Uncle Festy]

"AAAAAHHHHH!"
Uncle runs for the hills. He doesn't come back.
[Deadtime]

[V Junior]

((Somebody post the new thread. And Junior still transformed it...))

A horde of rust monsters appears. They begin rusting everything metal in sight, including weapons, the TV, and Magtok.

Meanwhile, Meadhbh is desperatly trying to fix time.

Gaah! Rust monsters? They must have come through because of the hole in time!

[PirateMonk]

((No, she didn't.))

PM walks in. "So, should I get out the SEP field, or are we going back to the maintainence tunnels later?"

[Saurous]

"Oh, come on! Can we go one day without you or your mother flodding the base with something horrible? I mean-"

Saurous looks down at Meadhbh with a questioning look.

"Wait, didn't you fly off to Spire to be with Maur?"

[Haruki-kun]

Ah! Continuity breaks! Beautiful!

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok stands uselessly in place, wondering what the heck just happened. He tries to delay his destruction with a ray gun, though it is easily eaten by another rust monster.

[zeratul]

((So have we decided on a name for the new thread yet? It being page 50 and all.))

[Raistlin1040]

AMEN XXI: Cyborgs, Necromancers, and Elves Gone Wild!
AMEN XXI: AMEN for President!

[Haruki-kun]

AMEN XXI: Shut up and post.

Best thing my player could come up with.

[CommodoreFluffy]

AMEN XXI: [Your ad HERE]

yep

[Haruki-kun]

AMEN XXI: [Your ad HERE]

yep

It's been used already.

[CommodoreFluffy]

Um... how bout
AMEN XXI: x_x

[Saurous]

"That was already suggested for this thread. The joke is irrelevant at this point."

[CommodoreFluffy]

AMEN XXI: Welcome, Here's Your Spleen

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok rolls his eyes.

Like we'd ever give someone back their spleen.

[Haruki-kun]

AMEN XXI: The Lamepire strikes back.

[CommodoreFluffy]

AMEN XXI: We're even at the end of every sermon!

[PirateMonk]

"Just go with Edmund Burke already."

[Free Hand]

Cat locks Haruki and the Commodore in a sound proof box.

[Lady Tialait]

A plaid Tiamite appers out of nowhere "AMEN XXI: Where the Magic Happens" then gets killed by a walk by demi-god.

[Haruki-kun]

Oh..... cool! I can say anything I want and no one can hear me!

Hey, Cat! You suck! And there's a bomb set in the fridge for the next person to open it!

Ha!

[Uncle Festy]

((The new thread isn't up yet, Haruki. Everyone can hear you.))