Stat up deities of GitP regulars! (Deity makers requested!)

[Snowbluff]

3.5 style! Doitdoitdoit!
Domains, portfolio, fluff/backstory, appearance all of that jazz!

EDIT: The mod says we need permission from the targets to do this. Keep that in mind!

Our Pantheon thus far.

Roland St. Jude
Snowbluff

Lord_Gareth
RFLS
Werephilosopher

Flickerdart
Aegis013
Waker

Morcleon
Snowbluff
Socratov
Malak'ai

Afroakuma
DMofDarkness

ArcturusV

Jormengand

MasterofFates

The-Mage-King

Yuki Akuma Yuki means "snow," doesn't it? <3

DMofDarkness

Grod_the_Giant

Doc_Maynot
Ganorenas

Ortesk

Fax_Celestis
Thiyr

ScrambledBrains

ShadowFireLance

Ravens_Cry

Milo v3
Ironfist

Zombulian

JaronK
Ironfist
Oko and Qailee

Nedz (through a loophole)

Dusk Eclipse

Serpentine

Togapika

Amphetryon
RFLS

ForrestFire

Threadnaught

Urpriest
Aegis013

Phelix-Mu

Captnq

Cyberdrag

Georgie_Leech

Scumbaggery

Eggynack
Lanson

Venger

Kish
Oko and Qailee
Snowbluff

Illven

Iamyourking

Psyren
Aegis013

Morph Bark

Arcanist

BWR

Thiyr

Socratov

Chaotic Stupid

Tvtyrant

Svata

Ziegander
DMwithoutPC's

Shining Wrath

SilverLeaf167

RFLS
13_CBS
Logic

hamishspence

Eldan

Curmudgeon
Norin

Aotrs Commander
Metahuman1

Sgt. Cookie

Killem2

Gurgleflep

Temotei

Lix Lorn
Metahuman1
Socratov

Gorfnab

EmperorTippy
Callin
Thunderfist12
DMswithoutPC's

Backlog

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Chigs
Roland St. Jude
Morcleon
Afroakuma
Doc_Maynot
Fax Celestis
JaronK
Milo v3
JaronK
Kish
Eggynack
Emperor Tippy
Mary/Mori (self deified)
Lord_Gareth
Emperor Tippy, Flickerdart, Urpriest, Curmudgeon, Psyren
Kellus
Thunderfist12
Snowbluff
Amphetytron
Ziegander
Lord Gareth
Chaotic Stupid
RLFS
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Lix Lorn & Aotrs Commander[/URL]
Rater202 (self made, WIP)

[Alaris]

3.5 style! Doitdoitdoit!
Domains, portfolio, fluff/backstory, appearance all of that jazz!

Common Courtesy dictates that you should set some ground-rules, and provide maybe an example. That said, you should NOT hide what little ground-rules you have with snow-colored text. Especially not in the first post. -.-

[Allanimal]

But if they have stats, they can be killed. And I don't want to lose any of my favorite GitP regulars.

[Devronq]

Who do you consider regulars? I mean I'm on every day for almost two years now I'm sure most people don't know me but Urpreist is pretty well known other than that I don't even know who would he considered a regular.

[Fable Wright]

But if they have stats, they can be killed. And I don't want to lose any of my favorite GitP regulars.

The problem with that is, while it's possible in a hypothetical situation to kill, say, God-Emporer Tippy, you have to contend with the fact that it's Tippy you're dealing with, and that his portfolio sense means that he knows about your optimization attempt weeks before it happens.

[Snowbluff]

We all already have stats from that thread that requested builds for us. I think I am a Swiftblade or a fey.

Common Courtesy dictates that you should set some ground-rules, and provide maybe an example. That said, you should NOT hide what little ground-rules you have with snow-colored text. Especially not in the first post. -.-

Ugh fine. I'll post an example. Ruins the spontaneity.

Chigs, Chaotic Evil Minor Deity
The god of bugs. He became a god after besting the previous god of bug, flies, in a hotdog eating contest, and won his domains through that.
Portfolio: Bugs, Mosquitoes, Annoyance.
Domains: Vermin, Darkness, Nature

If you post here, you can be targeted. That makes you a regular. Tippy is a good example.

[inuyasha]

The problem with that is, while it's possible in a hypothetical situation to kill, say, deity Emporer Tippy, you have to contend with the fact that it's Tippy you're dealing with, and that his portfolio sense means that he knows about your optimization attempt weeks before it happens.

and just because they can be killed doesnt mean you can kill them

[Callin]

[Removed till I receive permission from EmperorTippy]

Yall have my permission though.

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff: Only do this with Playgrounders who have given you permission. This was asked about in Board Issues recently.

[Snowbluff]

Okay.

I'll give my permission. May we have yours?

[Roland St. Jude]

Okay.

I'll give my permission. May we have yours?

Sure, why not? I have the power to obliterate insufficient efforts.

[Lord_Gareth]

Go for it.

...On the condition that I get more than these tiny little write-ups here. I mean, c'mon, there's more to gods than that. What's the clergy like? How do they say their prayers? Favored weapon? Secret or public faith? Many clerics or few?

[Waker]

I'll give my permission, though I would be rather curious to see what kinda mock up I'd get. I don't think I'm all that recognizable around here, at least enough to get statted up.
I would love to see some posts about some of the others though. Tippy obviously would get the Optimization Domain, Psyren would be a Psionic Deity and why not give T G Oksar the Verbose domain?

[Flickerdart]

I don't know if I qualify as a deity...maybe a demon prince. Feel free to hurl some stats in my general direction.

[Brookshw]

Requesting permission of Afro & The Giant (will happy submit for approval pre-post)

[Snowbluff]

Sure, why not?

Roland St. Jude Lawful Good Major Deity
Portfolio: Thread Necromancy, Moderation, Internet Arguments, Threads
Domains: Law, Good, Protection, Evil, Destruction.
Roland St. Jude rose to god-hood on the bodies of the Troll Gods, a groups of lesser deities. Before long, he was a mighty deity. Some of his Domains and Portfolio were originally those of the now-slain Troll Gods. He maintains the fragile balance of the threads with the power he has over these retooled properties.

He has few followers, since he is powered by properly moderating threads. However, people pay him respect before posting threads.

And I am requesting assistance with this so I don't explode.

[afroakuma]

Requesting permission of Afro & The Giant (will happy submit for approval pre-post)

As you like.

[ArcturusV]

Interesting. Be neat to go more full bore with the fluffery bits and such. Bt I lack good knowledge of Lord Gareth to really have a grip on what his divinity would be like.

[Chronos]

Wait, how does he have both Good and Evil as domains?

[Snowbluff]

Wait, how does he have both Good and Evil as domains?

He got them for killing some evil lesser deities.

[Morcleon]

*gives permission* Ah, yes, one of these things.

Also, killing deities granted you their powers?

[ArcturusV]

Seemed to recall it worked that way for some Faerun Deities like Cyric.

[Callin]

*gives permission* Ah, yes, one of these things.

Also, killing deities granted you their powers?

Not in my version of Tippy lol

[Malak'ai]

Though I'm not well known I do consider myself a regular (I spend far to many hours of the day on here), so anyone who wants to can stat me out... Just... Be nice **big puppy dog eyes** .

[Jormengand]

Also, killing deities granted you their powers?

Karsus' avatar certainly did, but I don't remember just killing a deity did that...

(Anyone who cares enough to stat me up can, so long as they don't do it in a way which is obviously meant to be offensive).

[Fates]

I doubt anyone would consider statting me, as I'm not terribly well-known around these parts. Even so, in the spirit of the thread I give permission.

I'll be sure to subscribe to this.

[Snowbluff]

*gives permission* Ah, yes, one of these things.

Morcleon Lawful Chaotic Lesser Deity
Portolfio: Orcs, Pork, Things that rhyme with Morc, Space.
Domains: Gluttony, Orcs, Trickery, Luck, Travel.

He got bored one day and decided to collect a portfolio. He ended setting on things that rhymed with "Morc," which was, like, 2 things.

His clerics are often poets, respecting his choice.

Also, killing deities granted you their powers?

Yeppers.

[eggynack]

Do I qualify as a regular? If so, I hereby consent to the use of my existence as the building blocks of a God.

[Snowbluff]

Do I qualify as a regular? If so, I hereby consent to the use of my existence as the building blocks of a God.

Everyone who's here long enough to bother with this thread counts. People who post regularly are ideal, because their habits can be found by looking at their posts...

[eggynack]

Everyone who's here long enough to bother with this thread counts. People who post regularly are ideal, because their habits can be found by looking at their posts...

Hmm... logic, thy name is Snowbluff. You win this round.