"Shamo! Jatzky!" (This Thread is in My Way): Let's Play The Sims 3

[xp194]

Oh gods this is hilarious.

[Toric]

xp194: "Scientist, huh? Hey DarkFiddler, what's this job like?"
DF: "You run experiments and observe the different study groups for differences."
xp: "So you stand around and stare at things all day long?"
DF: "Well.... yes."
xp: "Sweet! Sign me up!"
DF: "You'll also probably be expected to study though. You know, read through books and stuff."
xp: "HAHA LIKE THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN! BOOKS ARE STUPID AND ANYONE WHO READS THEM IS STUPID!"
DF:

[Starbuck_II]

I'm loving it. Stare power!
Is xp194 a carebear? Care bear stare, anyone?

[QED]

Name: RamielQu
Job: Henchman
Eye Colour:Green
Hair Colour: Brown
Dream Job: Evil Mastermind

Just thought id volonteer, Have no idea whether any of that was right. :P

-QED

[xp194]

Name: RamielQu
Job: Henchman
Eye Colour:Green
Hair Colour: Brown
Dream Job: Evil Mastermind

Just thought id volonteer, Have no idea whether any of that was right. :P

-QED

We're kinda full. However, this is possibly inspiring me to do my own so... watch this space people. (Not to steal Zarah's thunder but... yeah)

[QED]

We're kinda full. However, this is possibly inspiring me to do my own so... watch this space people. (Not to steal Zarah's thunder but... yeah)

Cool, didn't notice it was full :P my bad, ignore my first post :)
Xp as always you have my permition to do whatever the hell you want with my charecter idea ;)

-QED

[Zarah]

We're kinda full. However, this is possibly inspiring me to do my own so... watch this space people. (Not to steal Zarah's thunder but... yeah)

If you do, then use a completely new group of volunteers. We can exchange households for use in each others neighborhood as background sims.

[xp194]

If you do, then use a completely new group of volunteers. We can exchange households for use in each others neighborhood as background sims.

Of course. I have High End Loft Stuff though... going to have to remember to stay away from those items in CAS then if we do that.

[John Cribati]

Epic lulz. Subscribing.

[The Dark Fiddler]

It's just like middle school...

Anyway, this is turning out to be satisfyingly hilarious so far. I absolutely can't wait to see what is next for our household.

[Deme]

XDDDDD

This is pretty hilarious, I must say. Keep up the thorough documentation ^^

And of course I get the bed: that's the way it always should be.

[Illven]

XDDDDD

This is pretty hilarious, I must say. Keep up the thorough documentation ^^

And of course I get the bed: that's the way it always should be.

No Deme, no tv for you.

[Deme]

No Deme, no tv for you.

XD

By the way, butterflies may work as a conversation topic. Just pointing it out. Poor silly virtual-people.

[Blayze]

This is fantastic. I was crying with laughter, especially at the facial expressions--and the serious dancing. And I'm glad to see Sim!Me isn't the only one with something against books.

Also?

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"I swear, the book was thiiiiiiis big! I *almost* caught it!"

[Illven]

XD

By the way, butterflies may work as a conversation topic. Just pointing it out. Poor silly virtual-people.

Well of course if you let me pick you up the first time I'd let you watch tv.

[Terry576]

A computer once tried to eat me.

I AM SUCH AN AWESOME FRIEND!

Seriously Zarah, this LP is great. I love how xp is a complete jerk to everyone.

Except me.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I AM SUCH AN AWESOME FRIEND!

You are the only person who was better than mean to me.

[Zarah]

A computer once tried to eat me.

I AM SUCH AN AWESOME FRIEND!

Seriously Zarah, this LP is great. I love how xp is a complete jerk to everyone.

Except me.

xp isn't that much of a jerk... Probably since he barely had any contact with anyone on the first day. He's just crazy.

Blayze, on the other hand, is definitely a jerkass.


EDIT: Also, still waiting for any suggestions on what to spend my SimPoints on...

[The Dark Fiddler]

EDIT: Also, still waiting for any suggestions on what to spend my SimPoints on...

This bookcase looks like the perfect thing to use to escape from the real world!

Also, monkey clock.

[Thanatos 51-50]

We're kinda full. However, this is possibly inspiring me to do my own so... watch this space people. (Not to steal Zarah's thunder but... yeah)

You simply must let me know when this occurs. =D

[John Cribati]

You simply must let me know when this occurs. =D

I as well.

[Terry576]

You are the only person who was better than mean to me.

You see, this merely proves my point that I am a spectacularly awesome person!

[ScottishDragon]

Xp,your sim has problems

[Cristo Meyers]

This is probably the most dysfunctional group I've ever seen...and I grew up on MTV's Real World.

It's also absolutely hilarious!

[Blayze]

Blayze, on the other hand, is definitely a jerkass.

I think Sim!Blayze is aware of the fourth wall, and orchestrates his every movement, thought and action for maximum jerkass/creepiness potential. Either that or it's all a defence mechanism to protect himself from XP's inevitable mind-reading monkey-toasters.

[Fri]

I like xp. that is all

[Blayze]

I couldn't stop laughing at him and the painting.

[Zarah]

Day 2

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Day 2 already. And everyone except xp194 and Dark Fiddler are in bed.


But wait. There's only 4 beds in the house, and Deme was the only one to claim a double-bed. Where's Blayze? Actually, nevermind. We'll come back to that.


Finally, the other two chuckleheads decide to pack it in for the night, though xp feels the need to complain about it.


So he heads to the bathroom to sit on the toilet. I'd like to clarify that he isn't actually using the toilet. He's just sitting on it. I don't know why.


But he soon gives up and finds a cozy place on the couch.




Blayze awakens. Apparently, that sarcophagus counts as a bed. Who would have guessed?


True to his jerkass nature, the first thing Blayze does is wander into the living room and start blasting classical music. Which promptly wakes xp194 up.


xp turns the stereo off, then decides to go sleep somewhere more private. Like the now empty sarcophagus.


And before he's even out of sight, Blayze turns the stereo back on and starts grooving to the beat. This picture doesn't convey just how surreal it is, but keep in mind that he's blasting classical music. And he's dancing like it's pop or something. It's weird.



xp finds what he's looking for.


And he's out.


Blayze dances for a while, but it doesn't take long before the rest of the household begins to stir. Deme is the first out of bed.


Along with Terry576. Thinking about himself. "Damn, I'm sexy."


Deme immediately heads for one of the bathrooms. Across the house. Allow me to illustrate how absurd this is:


She left from her bed (circled) and walked all the way over to the bathroom on the other side of the manor, despite the fact that she had one sitting right next to her room. Sims being sims.


Terry heads upstairs to play some Madden.




Take it easy, man.


And just like that, Deme gains a skill point from her artistry.


Illven joins the others in embracing the new day with thoughts of Terry. He must be sexy.


And Blayze is still dancing, all by his lonesome.


Eyes forward there, Illven.


"Have you met that total bitch living with us yet?"


"I think she was grown in a lab or something."


"She's a walking radioactive hazard!"


"How many more science references do you think we can fit in this conversation?"


"Uh... Test tubes?"


"HELL YES TEST TUBES"

Wait. Is that Blayze?



Yep.


Finally, we can see the final product. Worth a whole $2.


Wow. Alright, time for some interactivity. You guys get to name this... piece.


xp194 crawls from his slumber.


It's almost time for his first day of work. Science, here he comes.


Apparently, Blayze was screwing with Deme again, but this time she's giving it back to him.


"Aw yeah, I love it when they get mad like that." Stay classy, xp.


The mailman arrives shortly after, delivering bills to be paid.


At the same time, xp's carpool arrives, prompting him to go to work.


Dressed in his finest workout uniform, he heads off to the lab. For science!


It's not even 9 AM and Deme has already gotten a start at the bar. Can you really blame her?


Seems Dark Fiddler has risen as well and is rummaging through the fridge in his underwear. Blayze closes in as well to make breakfast.


While Blayze makes something fresh, DF chews on leftover salad from the night before. He also talks about books.


Is it ironic that the first person in the house to actually use the oven is named "Blayze?"


After taking a shower and changing clothes, Deme returns to the bar, grabs another drink and goes to town. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first alcoholic.


Shortly after, I get a message saying Terry has finished his painting, worth a whopping $3. But it's the same picture Deme had just finished a couple hours ago. And yet his is worth a dollar more. what


Blayze finishes cooking to reveal an overwhelming success. Waffles for everyone!


Terry senses food and heads downstairs to grab a plate.


...But he is intercepted by Blayze, who demands that they dance together. Terry obliges, and seems to enjoy himself.


Wait, what're you looking at, Blayze?


Oh, you little bitch.


"So uh... I like computers."


"Without a shirt, you look pretty good."


"Yeeeah."


I only put this picture here because it is the single most disturbing screenshot I've ever taken in a video game. Seriously. Look at those eyes.


LOOK AT THEM


Terry finally breaks away from Blayze long enough to get some waffles in him. Deme has another drink. You know, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, girl.


"Well, you have a SMALL PENIS."


"How dare you insult my manhood! I'll kill you!!"


I have no idea what this picture means, but this is how their conversation ended. Make up your own caption, I guess.


xp should be getting off work soon. Let's check up on him! The building on the far left is where he works while Muckbog Manor is on the right.


Aha, perfect timing!


This place looks more like a factory than a laboratory, but I'll roll with it. Anyway, where's xp?


There he is. He bolts out the door and heads for his carpool for a ride home.


He doesn't seem particularly impressed with his ride, however.


xp arrives home! The first thing he does is go downstairs to sleep in the sarcophagus. Guess all that science takes it out of you.


After bringing home his paycheck, it is immediately spent on a new cappuccino machine.


Illven has resigned himself to computer gaming, but apparently still hasn't had time to put on a shirt.

Do I hear music? And where's Blayze?


Oh. He's dancing again. Sigh.


While the others waste time, Deme raids the hamper in the bathroom.


Then heads downstairs to do a load of laundry. Thanks, mom!


Back upstairs, Illven has stopped his shirtless gaming for a moment for a bit of silent introspection. "If I were a fireman, I could jump out of this window..."

Just as I come back downstairs, I catch a glimpse of Blayze sneaking his way into the basement. No good can come from this. What kind of devious things does he have planned?


Oh. He moved the laundry to the dryer and turned it on. Uh, thanks Blayze. I guess he only does good deeds when no one is around.


I suddenly get a message saying Deme has finished another painting. Or rather, that she finished the same painting. However, the third time it's painted, it is somehow now worth $7. See this? Proof that art critics have no idea what the hell they're talking about.


Speaking of art critics, Deme gets a phone call on her way to the bathroom.


Yeah, why not. At the rate she's going, I'm sure that piece of crap everyone keeps repainting will be worth $750 before long.


While she's tied up on the phone, Terry seizes the art supplies to start on another picture of his own. At least this one is different.


Alright, that's enough shirtless gaming for you. Time to get a job, you hippy.


Good enough.


"Someday...."


It's only around 8:30 and Blayze calls it a night. He dreams of... God only knows what.


I have no idea what words were exchanged here, but the shirtless wonder there is looking particularly sassy, so it must have been a good one.


"If I got you totally drunk, would you go out with me?"


Looking good there, DF.


But before their conversation can go much further, they both decide they want to sleep in the sarcophagus downstairs. Only one will claim it, however.


Which turns out to be Deme.

But hang on. If the sarcophagus is empty, then that means xp is on the loose.


There he is, fresh out of the shower. And still wearing his workout clothes.


He heads upstairs to admire a picture on the wall. A picture that is in one of the bedrooms.


A bedroom that someone is currently using. Creeeepy.

[Deme]

Virtual-me doesn't have a problem! She's not as think as you drunk she is!

This being said... Obviously, virtual-me has created a pop culture phenomenon with "Crudely-Drawn Girl-Thing," and thus many people want it, creating a market for paintings imitating "Crudely-Drawn Girl-Thing" and raising their value with each imitator. Untill the market bombs out, anyway.



Also, another great chapter.

[Toric]

I prefer the title "Grimace In Drag."

Obviously Deme just needs a little Vitamin C to get into a cheery mood.

And Blayze turns out to be a jerk with a heart of gold. ...or at least a heart of fabric softener.