The Catgirl-Killers Society

[TuggyNE]

Motto: "Meo-urk!"

For all those to whom not only verisimilitude is desirable, but even some measure of realism, and a great deal of consistency…

For all those also who find catgirls inherently offensive in some way, or merely unnecessary and ill-fitting…

For all those finally who just like catchy names and a bit of casual indirect slaughter on the side…

Join the Catgirl-Killers Society! Bring down the vile anthromorphic feline pretenders! For great justice!

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1Anyone who wishes to join should put a link in their signature, like this: [thread=278720]CKS[/thread]
Or like this: [thread=278720]Catgirl-Killers Society[/thread]
Or this, for a banner: [thread=278720][IMG]http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee26/ustaaz/CKSBanner-1.png[/IMG][/thread]

Current list of members and supporters:

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With sig link:

• Logic
• Bastian Weaver
• Silverbit
• GoblinArchmage
• Forrestfire
• Dunkuro

Without:

• scurv
• araveugnitsuga
• Chilingsworth
• Skavensrule
• Emperor Ing
• Slayn82
• Astral Avenger
• Gligerman2
• Ravens_cry
• ShadowFireLance
• Tvtyrant

Honorable mention:

• Killer Angel
• Pokonic

And, of course, any suggestions on spreading the word would also be welcomed.

Awesome banner by Forrestfire!

[scurv]

I second this!

[Asta Kask]

You should definitely have them spayed or neutered, but many people love their catgirls and I think is a very harsh stance.

[TuggyNE]

I second this!

Awesome! Want to stick a link in your sig?

You should definitely have them spayed or neutered, but many people love their catgirls and I think is a very harsh stance.

Wait, what? Since when have there been male *brain asplodes*

[Bhu]

small cat sits in the corner quietly tapping his foot

[Mutant Sheep]

small cat sits in the corner quietly tapping his foot

Dn't worry Bhu. This only affects you if you've been dating some freak hybrid.

[Lord Raziere]

*starts marching in front of the society waving a "SAVE THE CATGIRLS!" picket sign while wearing a "Catgirl Preservation Society" badge*

[Sholos]

*joins Lord Raziere*

[AsteriskAmp]

*Shortsword on hand, rapier on off; a crossbow on back and an overcoat.

I shall join the crusade!

[Killer Angel]

For all those to whom not only verisimilitude is desirable, but even some measure of realism, and a great deal of consistency…

How do you deal the hunting of a conceptual thing as catgirls, with realism?
(note that this question alone, should hurt a catgirl)

[TuggyNE]

*Shortsword on hand, rapier on off; a crossbow on back and an overcoat.

I shall join the crusade!

Welcome, my brother! Most glad to have you!

How do you deal the hunting of a conceptual thing as catgirls, with realism?

Ferociously, of course! Also, welcome to the Society, your commemorative "first blood" T-shirt is in the mail!

[Chilingsworth]

Hmm, this looks promising.

Unfortunately, I don't have any room in my sig to add a link.

[TuggyNE]

Hmm, this looks promising.

Unfortunately, I don't have any room in my sig to add a link.

I totally understand that. I had to trim quite vigorously to get mine in. It can be done, though, I think; if you adjust your spoiler tags and use the smallest form, it should squeeze in OK.

[Asta Kask]

Wait, what? Since when have there been male *brain asplodes*

Trans catgirls.

[Elemental]

People! I know they can be annoying, but isn't killing them a bit harsh? Is it really their fault they're catgirls?

[TuggyNE]

People! I know they can be annoying, but isn't killing them a bit harsh? Is it really their fault they're catgirls?

They must die, for the good of all.

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

[factotum]

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

I don't think a flamethrower counts for that, though...

[Lentrax]

I'm with Lord Raziere on this one.

Slogans on picket signs I made for everyone:

Save the Catgirls!

Furries are my Friends.

Furry Fury Forever!

[Elemental]

Can I have a sign that says: "I don't really care, just don't hurt them because that's mean"?

[Sholos]

I just don't want anything bad to happen to Nariya, Eriya, or Merle.

[Morbis Meh]

*Goes to the center of the battlefield and begins playing the bagpipes in preparation for the eventual bloody but epic battle*

[Skavensrule]

I don't mind the ones in Anime too much but as long as the first ones to go are the guys who dress up as a catgirl and go to a con I support this cause. Seeing a guy dressed up as Sailor Moon is bad enough, but a catgirl with natural fur? (serious brain bleach needed)

[Lord Raziere]

They must die, for the good of all.

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

Very well then

I cast upon ye all,
a dark curse to last forevermore
or until you all dead fall
May the ghost of all cat girls
of all you have killed
all that you kill
and all that you will kill
haunt ye forevermore
to defy physics and consistency
within your presence in ways you abhor
to torment ye all
with images that will torture you
to your core.
this, the curse I cast upon ye all
The Catgirl-Killers Society….
Forevermore!

[North_Ranger]

Eh, live and let live has always been my motto. I'm not bothered by catgirls, so I'll give this organisation a pass.

[Castaras]

*quietly sidles into thread*

*adds fake moustache to aid in infiltration*

[TuggyNE]

I don't think a flamethrower counts for that, though...

Hehe.

*Goes to the center of the battlefield and begins playing the bagpipes in preparation for the eventual bloody but epic battle*

To be clear, most of the Society's deadly work will be done quietly, in threads talking about the physics of decanters of endless water, the rate of actual population growth, the economics of RPGs, the energy released by a dragon diving at full speed, and so on. (The decanter's width of outflow is far too large for its printed rate of flow. Take that! )

Whether there will actually be some sort of showdown I don't yet know.

I don't mind the ones in Anime too much but as long as the first ones to go are the guys who dress up as a catgirl and go to a con I support this cause. Seeing a guy dressed up as Sailor Moon is bad enough, but a catgirl with natural fur? (serious brain bleach needed)

Yeahhhh. Those are definitely high on The List.

Very well then

I cast upon ye all,
a dark curse to last forevermore
or until you all dead fall
May the ghost of all cat girls
of all you have killed
all that you kill
and all that you will kill
haunt ye forevermore
to defy physics and consistency
within your presence in ways you abhor
to torment ye all
with images that will torture you
to your core.
this, the curse I cast upon ye all
The Catgirl-Killers Society….
Forevermore!

Impressive?

I suppose the only real question is whether Society members are bothered by seeing ghosts, or even can see them.

*quietly sidles into thread*

*adds fake moustache to aid in infiltration*

O_O

What?

[Logic]

I *suppose* I should report in.

Logic, reporting for duty!

[TuggyNE]

I *suppose* I should report in.

Logic, reporting for duty!

Heh. Good to have you!

Your sig looks a bit full already, I see. But if you can manage to scrounge a bit more space, that'd be awesome.

[Logic]

Heh. Good to have you!

Your sig looks a bit full already, I see. But if you can manage to scrounge a bit more space, that'd be awesome.

I have signatures disabled, so I forgot how full my own was.

[HairyGuy4]