GLoG XIV: Where Bad Puns Go To Die.

[Lex-Kat]

Title by FF Fanboy.

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If you are evil you can still be redeemed. Apply today!

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FAQ:

1. What's the point? Isn't there already a good aligned organization? Why didn't you just join HALO?
   
   OOC, we have nothing against HALO. (IC may be a different story.) However, we wanted an organization that only allows good-aligned members and focuses on the redemption of evildoers. If the real world can have multiple organizations for the purpose of doing good, we don't see why the forum can't hold more than one as well.
   
   
2. No seriously. Aren't you just a HALO clone?
   
   Not intentionally. We have our own purpose and our own mission, which overlaps somewhat with HALO's, but is not identical.
   
   
3. Why don't you let anyone post in the main thread without PMing first?
   
   OOC answer: Honestly, we tried it, and it was too chaotic to read.
   IC answer: You don't let strangers wander into your house at all hours, do you? We just want to know who is in our house.
   
   
4. Still, it seems awfully rude. You've offended a lot of people.
   
   We're sorry. We didn't mean to.
   
   
5. What's the point of the visitor's centre?
   
   We still want to play nicely with others! So we set up the visitor's centre thread to provide an IC access port.
   
   
6. Are you part of the Town? Or are you in an extra dimension?
   
   We didn't really know at first, but when AMEN contacted us, it seemed clear that we inhabited some sort of reality with AMEN and HALO. Which means we aren't Town. I think. (Really, we're making this up as we go along!)
   
   New answer: Everyone's a part of the town, but the rules are different here, Town laws do not apply. ACRONYM rules do. So respect the rules, and we will all get along just fine.
   
   
7. Will you be interacting with the other groups?
   
   Yes, but we haven't worked out the mechanics yet. We're officially at war with AMEN, but we don't want random fighting going on in our headquarters. So we might be setting up a war thread or a plot thread or something, but we don't know yet.
   
   As far as HALO goes, we have no formal ties with them, though there is some membership overlap, and we're currently in discussions. IC, some of us have formed a negative opinion of HALO. It doesn't mean we have a problem with you OOC. (Honestly, Turtle isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and she's very defensive about being a former evildoer.)
   
   
8. GLoG is a pretty silly name, isn't it?
   
   Yes. Yes it is. One of our founding members used to belong to the Evil League of Evil (If you haven't heard of it, google 'Dr Horrible'), so when she turned good, it seemed reasonable to form the Good League of Good.

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What defences does GLoG have? Find out here.

The GLoG/HALO portal:

The portal between GLoG and HALO is still open.

But anyone passing through it arrives outside the front door. If they've already been cleared (previously interacted with GLoG without hostilities), they can walk straight in without having to roleplay out knocking on the door and so on.

First time visitors, or people who have previously caused trouble have to wait for someone to undeadtime to decide whether they can pass or not.

[Darkcomet]

DC-09 tries to reactivate V.I.N.C.E. 9000.

[Quinsar]

V.I.N.C.E. 9000 is now fully operational.

[Darkcomet]

What is your primary function?

[Quinsar]

My primary function is to maintain and keep clean GLoG base, and to non-lethally deal with any threat presented to me.

[Darkcomet]

Good. You may return to your duties now.

[Quinsar]

It rolls out of the room, vacuum on.

[Lex-Kat]

Mr. Huggles returns to Melody, in the detention cell area.

Statement: DC-09 has aparently fixed V.I.N.C.E. 9000.

[Quinsar]

V.I.N.C.E. 9000 starts vacuuming the detention area...

[Lex-Kat]

Awwww. Hello, Vince. How are you feeling?

[Quinsar]

I feel oustanding.
Would you like a flower?
A mretallica claw comes out, holding a daisy.

[Reinholdt]

Butler walks out, preparing to punch out for the day, when he spots Vince back up. "Ah hello sir. Feeling better, sir?"

[Ashen Lilies]

((Does V.I.N.C.E 9000 have any sort of wireless link to the outside world? Internet, for instance?))

[Lex-Kat]

Melody smiles and accepts the daisy. Thank you. That's just about the nicest thing anyone's done for her, outside of protecting her, of course.

[Quinsar]

((Yes, he has internet, and sattelite...))


Much better.

You are welcome.

[Reinholdt]

"Ah good to hear sir. I'm heading out to the tavern sir, ma'am. Is there anything I can do for you, sir, ma'am, before I leave?"

[Ashen Lilies]

V.I.N.C.E got mail! It's from a robot manufacturing and maintenance company called 'Katarn Hypernautics and Robotics Corporations Limited.'
It details some special offers for repair and other roboty stuff. There is an attachment.

[Quinsar]

V.I.N.C.E. 9000 tries to open the attatchment...

[Darkcomet]

V.I.N.C.E got mail! It's from a robot manufacturing and maintenance company called 'Katarn Hypernautics and Robotics Corporations Limited.'
It details some special offers for repair and other roboty stuff. There is an attachment.

Oh no. Looks like K-Corp survived after all.

[Ashen Lilies]

It's a brochure! There's also an incredibly advanced, intelligent computer virus that tries to download itself into V.I.N.C.E. When I say intelligent, I mean it's semi-sentient, and therefore very adaptable. If it gets in, it will simply spread itself, making copies and such, and lying dormant within V.I.N.C.E's programming. For now.

[Reinholdt]

"Um... anything at all sir, ma'am? I'd be happy to, honest, sir, ma'am, as the tavern isn't going anywhere."

[Quinsar]

It's downloaded!
V.I.N.C.E. 9000 beeps.

[Reinholdt]

"Very well, sir, ma'am. I'll be at the tavern if you need me for anything, sir, ma'am." Butler leaves.

[Ashen Lilies]

Then it does the above.
That makes it KR-15: 3, Robots of GLoG: 0

[Lex-Kat]

Bye, Butler. Have a good time. Melody sits and waits some more.

[Quinsar]

V.I.N.C.E. 9000 tries to snuggle Melody...

[Lex-Kat]

Melody pats him on the head. Your kinda affectionate, for a drone, aren't ya. It's a statement, not a question.

[Darkcomet]

Then it does the above.
That makes it KR-15: 3, Robots of GLoG: 0

Er, I'm pretty sure DC-09 was the only one e-mail savvy enough to not open the attachment.

[Quinsar]

He beeps.

[Ashen Lilies]

Yeah, but the bugged voice box is still there. I think.