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2019-02-09, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Game I am in:
Giants and Graveyards Red Hand of Doom as Enn (3.5 Changeling Rogue//Dark template/Beguiler) using Grod's awesome Giants and Graveyards fixes
Folklore and the Evil Eye - A Guide to The Dreamscarred Press Malefex Class
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2019-02-09, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
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- Germany
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Taunting the heroes as fey is expected
** Taunting the players as the DM is frowned upon
*** I should not be surprised when the next time a fey trickster taunts the party, they either leave or they kill the trickster up front with their strongest attack.
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2019-02-09, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
ME: "Okay, so I'm going to use a Steal action to plant an item on this self-righteous prick, and I get to activate it when I plant it because of a talent I have."
GM: "What are you planting on him?"
ME: "Immovable rod."
GM: "Wait, he's a dragon. He's not wearing clothes. WHERE are you planting it?"
ME: "Well I AM behind him..."
GM: "You mean you're going to shove it up his-"
ME: "Don't think of it as a steal action. Think of it as actualizing a metaphor."
* No longer allowed to actualize metaphors.I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2019-02-09, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*The Universal Stillpoint Rod may not make an appearance in the campai*CLANG* What the $&@% was that?!
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2019-02-09, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Game I am in:
Giants and Graveyards Red Hand of Doom as Enn (3.5 Changeling Rogue//Dark template/Beguiler) using Grod's awesome Giants and Graveyards fixes
Folklore and the Evil Eye - A Guide to The Dreamscarred Press Malefex Class
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2019-02-10, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* My secret identities are no longer allowed to have secret identities.
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2019-02-10, 08:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2019-02-13, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2014
- Location
- Los Angeles
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I may not forget to apply my level 4 and 5 HP after the time skip
**may not proceed to tell the GM I'm outright dead after he crits me
***may not do this and only realize the math error after the session is done and everyone has done good rp mourning my characterThe first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be
HAVE FUN
(FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)
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2019-02-23, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
- Location
- Kansas
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*We may no longer threaten the DM's sanity by throwing asteroids at the moon base.
**Shooting rods of asteroid is unlikely
***Wait you can do what with shrink item?Avatar by linklele
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2019-02-23, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Game I am in:
Giants and Graveyards Red Hand of Doom as Enn (3.5 Changeling Rogue//Dark template/Beguiler) using Grod's awesome Giants and Graveyards fixes
Folklore and the Evil Eye - A Guide to The Dreamscarred Press Malefex Class
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2019-02-26, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* There is no such thing as 'hobbit Steve Irwin's.
** 'just beautiful isn't it? Now these cave balrogs aren't as dangerous as the more well known mountain balrog...'
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2019-02-26, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
- Location
- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I cannot tell the new guy about the time that we gave Hagrid a bunch of legendary pokemon in the earshot of the GM.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2019-02-26, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
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2019-02-26, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Oh boy, here I go
killing again
*May not quote stuff from previous threads.It was in this hotmess. I'd have had more but this was all the forum let me quote.Last edited by Rater202; 2019-02-26 at 01:56 PM.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2019-02-26, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Forthwith, I am forbidden to ask the DM if the dragon has lair actions.
**"He does now."
***My city watch background will not be advantageous in this encounter.
****The dragon will not submit to arrest.
*****Even if the manacles could conceivably bind his thumbs.
******There is no point in soliciting a bribe.
*******As we have been dutifully charged with the slaying of said dragon, the actual means of killing him shall not be considered police brutality.
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2019-02-27, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
- Location
- toulouse
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* there is no such thing as gnomish battle vuvuzelas.
** no, they don't require AAA batteries and a 675 page user manual.
*** quit telling the bard tall tales to make him drool on the table.
**** again.
* roller skates don't exist in pathfinder, no matter how many gnomes, artificers, engineers, or wizards i bribe.
** if by some miracle i create roller skates, i may not immediately transform them into rocket roller skates and strap them to livestock.
*** "but c'mon, it'd be frickin' hilarious!" is not a valid argument in favor of terminal velocity bull charges.
* cow bombs? i'm gonna get fragged by like, ALL the druids.
** the only way to weaponize livestock is to add battle barding to them. not use them as trebuchet ammo.
*** despite historical precedent.
**** do i have weapon proficiency "siege weaponry"? no? no trebuchet, livestock ammo, or cow bombs. end of discussion.
***** ESPECIALLY INDOORS!!
Spoilerby the way, this character is supposed to be chaotic good. not chaotic collateral damage, sez the dm
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2019-02-27, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
- Location
- Home, as is the law.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I may no longer create Coffee-lock NPC's.
*I Definitely may not create a Coffee-lock PC
*And I "Definitely" may not stitch the two of them to create a PC/NPC hybrid with (2x)unlimited spell slots.A diamond necklace played the pawn
Hand in hand some drummed along, oh
To a handsome man and baton (Bygone, bygone)
A blind class aristocracy
Back through the opera glass you see
The pit and the pendulum drawn (Bygone, bygone)
Columnated ruins domino
My avatar was made by a very lovely chap by the name of smutmulch. That was very cool of them.
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2019-02-27, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- toulouse
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* rocket launchers are not "standard military dress" and under no circumstance will that warrant a court-martial.
** even if the warmaster of the group went into a warzone with only a pistol.
*** giving him my shotgun and calling his .50 cal pea-shooter derogatory names for being underpowered is just too much insult to his overblown ego.
**** unfortunately, my wit does not have a weapon stat block.
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2019-02-28, 04:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Antigonus II Gonatus deems your character to be an amateur.
https://www.militaryfactory.com/anci...incendiary-pig
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2019-03-01, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- toulouse
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-03-01, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* I am no longer allowed to refer to the "Curse of Strahd" D&D adventure as 'a low budget Paranoia ripoff'.
** Certainly not allowed to name D&D characters something like 'FireFred-BURN-3'.
*** May no longer win at D&D by referencing old horror movies, TvTropes horror movies pages, and setting everything on fire.
**** The backup vat of acid, because there are sure to be fire immune enemies, should not exceed 9 cubic yards and should not be more effective than half the party at solving social encounters.
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2019-03-01, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2019-03-01, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
****** Bags of flour? Sure. Flour dust clouds, okay... Sparks and a google search? no.
http://www.mnopedia.org/event/washbu...explosion-1878Game I am in:
Giants and Graveyards Red Hand of Doom as Enn (3.5 Changeling Rogue//Dark template/Beguiler) using Grod's awesome Giants and Graveyards fixes
Folklore and the Evil Eye - A Guide to The Dreamscarred Press Malefex Class
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2019-03-01, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
- Location
- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Any plan that's dependant on eating thousands of souls probably doesn't leave me as the good guy.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2019-03-02, 03:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
They're doing it for the greater good! There's a finite amount of diamond, especially easily accessible diamond, on the Prime Material, and every time someone casts a raise dead, resurrection, or restoration spell, some of it is permanently and irrevocably destroyed. But the amount needed for material components is determined by value, not by mass, so by artificially inflating the price of diamond, DeBeerds reduces the actual amount of it required for casting spells, and so helps to stave off "peak diamond".
DeBeerds also sponsors most of the legendary dwarven gemcutters, whose art likewise increases the price per weight of diamond.
Next time you die, and the cleric only needs a couple of fancy cut stones to bring you back instead of a bushel basket full of carbon gravel, you can thank DeBeerds.Play your character, not your alignment.
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2019-03-02, 04:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* Animal sacrifices do not increase the power of Cleric spells.
** Or grant bonus spell slots.
*** May no longer use the sacrifices as a substitute Rogue.
**** Or to draw enemies away.
***** Or as an explosive delivery system.
****** Or as cover.
******* Or as flankers.
******** I may no longer buy 200 goats before going to the dungeon.
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2019-03-02, 05:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
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2019-03-02, 07:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- toulouse
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
no kidding, i actually employed that to get out of an encounter that went pear-shaped for us. we were playing whfrp2e and were in a bakery: on one side, nurgle cultists. on the other, and blocking the exit, a plaguebearer. judging our chances as "nil", i kicked up a flour dust storm and lit my lighter, judging "catastrophic explosion and firestorm" as slightly less lethal than our current predicament. we didn't get out intact, but we managed to run out of a blown-out wall singed, sore, and alive. the cultists died on the spot, and the plaguebearer chased us slowly for a few turns before disappearing back into the winds of magic.
the dm was so impressed he didn't even ban that tactic, he really thought we were about to tpk.
******** I may no longer buy 200 goats before going to the dungeon.********* buying 10000 chickens is not valid either.
*summoning blue whales in tight dungeon corridors to shut off pursuit? not fair play at all. also alignment shifts.
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2019-03-02, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
As a general rule I've found out that pulling out such tactics when a tpk looks likely not only doesn't get them banned, but also gives them a decent chance of succeeding. However pulling out such tactics when everything is fine results in shifty looks, and the plan either banned or stopped working via something that you didn't know about but of course was there all along.
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2019-03-02, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
- Location
- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Taking your adopted daughter to murder the people who recently pissed the two you off doesn't count as a mother-daughter picknick.
**Not even if you're planning to eat them after you kill them.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing