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Oh, so it's probably not a coincidence that it sounds like a reference to Optimus Prime. And come to think of it, MitD did want Transformers...
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Oh, sure. Primus as a concept has been around long enough, the issue is just the specifics of the versions that are available for timing. The old ANB was plenty old, but wasn't really a great candidate. The newer, posted-but-apparently-never-published ANB is a much better candidate, but is only barely/sorta old enough.
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Paragraph 1 I was aware of; it just seems unlikely that Rich would do that and still consider it "possible to guess," especially since it turned out now it may not have been officially published at all.
Re: Paragraph 2, I wasn't aware it was never published until someone mentioned it last week, and if that's the case, that opens a huge can of worms. Does a monster exist in a "possible to guess" form if it's never been published?
Not only that, 3Power is wildly misrepresenting the Protean here-- the kind of wild misrepresentation fundamental to all his arguments in this thread. What evidence is there the Protean has "access to every language in existence"? The only information I can find on language is in the OP: "Normally speak only ever-evolving language impossible for any non-protean to understand."
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When it was proposed, it was published - in a D&D forum, by an actual employee that wrote monster manuals for a living. It was less than ideal (and even more so because the post was a few months after Rich had decided on MitD), but the argument that if this guy had posted it publicly as a beta, then he might have sent it around to other manual-writers such as Rich earlier as an alpha made some sense.
Of course, since then the D&D forums have been deleted, and the only record is in this thread, which significantly weakens the argument, I have to say.
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Originally Posted by Epic Level Handbook pg 196
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Maybe all the posters in this thread are Proteans and that's why we find it so difficult to understand each other!
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
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I wish to apologize to everyone for their wasted time and efforts, as I have absolutely and definitively solved the mystery of the MitD's identity. It is, perhaps unsurprisingly, a creature that we have not yet guessed (to the best of my knowledge), which is why it wasn't already obviously apparent, as this is the single most perfect creature that could possibly be presented (which only makes sense, as it is absolutely what the MitD is, of course). Please hold your applause until the end.
The Monster in the Darkness is, quite clearly, Wile E. Coyote.
- Wile E. Coyote has yellow eyes.
- Wile E. Coyote is a coyote, which is a generally known animal, and would fit "one of these".
- Wile E. Coyote lives in the American Southwest, and it would be quite surprising to find him in a rainforest.
- Wile E. Coyote is silent, so it would be surprising to find him speaking.
- Wile E. Coyote is roughly the same size as the Roadrunner, a notably small bird, and is thus much smaller than a regular coyote would be.
- Wile E. Coyote is famously portrayed as always hungry.
- Wile E. Coyote is famously portrayed as behaving quite immaturely.
- Wile E. Coyote is almost universally never harmed by external forces, only by himself or his own machinations, which explains why Miko and Belkar cannot hurt him, but he can give himself a papercut.
- Wile E. Coyote did try to hit as lightly as possible, but his plan was foiled by the ACME rocket-powered gloves he was wearing, launching Miko and Windstrider through the tower wall with great force.
- Wile E. Coyote caused the earthquake because he was wearing ACME rocket-powered boots, which the demon roach saw him order.
- Wile E. Coyote's earnest desire for the well-being of other creatures would tug on the Roadrunner's heartstrings; the Roadrunner would have transported O-Chul and V from Xykon's grasp to the Elven Island, moving so fast that it appeared to be a teleport.
- Wile E. Coyote cannot raise the dead.
- Wile E. Coyote famously has issues correctly working the contraptions he orders.
- Wile E. Coyote would be familiar with the Astral Plane, in the sense of it being a void connecting ideas, as he is an idea from Chuck Jones that traveled to the idea of the Order of the Stick. This would also explain why he is unfamiliar with all other planes.
- Wile E. Coyote is not immune to mind-affecting effects, and can be hypnotized.
- Wile E. Coyote is in a very different animated style than the Order of the Stick, which would likely cause many in the comic to be sickened by him, while others are in awe or admiration. And certainly a wizard would have never seen anything like him.
- Wile E. Coyote's tracks would similarly be wholly unrecognizable to Belkar.
And, finally, Wile E. Coyote would clearly be able to display flashes of brilliance despite his otherwise childish demeanor, as evidenced here:
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As you can no doubt now plainly see, the MitD can only be Wile E. Coyote, as he is the most perfect fit that has ever been imagined. Thank you.
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Well, the funny thing about pineapple is the bromelain. It's an enzyme that, among other things, can tenderize meat by breaking down the collagen in it. This is also why those packages of instant gelatin say not to add fresh pineapple; gelatin is basically just collagen, bromelain breaks it down so the gelatin is unable to set...which, of course, is what leads to discussions in this thread failing to gel. Bromelain is heat sensitive, so cooking the pineapple first will render it inert; but (depending on the specific recipe) pineapple stew calls for adding fresh pineapple and, like stews is general, is cooked at relatively low temperatures; so it's usually too late by the time all the bromelain is neutralized.
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
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Interested in MitD? Join us in MitD's thread.There is a world of imagination
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Where reality is an intruder
And myth and legend thrive
Ceterum autem censeo Hilgya malefica est
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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Last edited by Peelee; 2020-06-23 at 01:26 PM.
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
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Interested in MitD? Join us in MitD's thread.There is a world of imagination
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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I recall willy e coyote to have been suggested years ago on the thread (in the joke suggestion ideas or something like that). Oo
but I don't think he has ever used psionic powers on the cartoons, and the "invulnerability" thing would be a bit weird, since he "do look wounded" even if it's just for laughs and "regens" fast. in most episodes. I even recall having heard him talk (in common nonetheless) once (and I'm not referring to the space jam movie where he also appears)
so far in the game I'm not switching my previous guessings, thou. since they were made on 2016. and I don't think rich burlew is going to do the "there is three doors, you pick one, then before revealing that door I'll reveal one that "isn't" and tell you, you can switch door before opening this one." case.
take care everyone. :)
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We don't know the MitD used psionic powers, and most of the likely monsters the community decided on are not psionic, so I do not consider this a fault.
As stated, he can get injured, but only by his own actions. Which explains why Miko and Belkar couldn't do anything, but why he was still able to get a papercut.
Source?
This was presented entirely in jest, but I am amused at how good a fit it is.Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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While he is generally silent in the Coyote-Road Runner shorts, he speaks with a refined accent in these solo outings (except for Hare-Breadth Hurry), beginning with 1952's Operation: Rabbit, introducing himself as "Wile E. Coyote—Genius", voiced with an upper-class accent by Mel Blanc.[13] The Road Runner vocalizes only with a signature sound, "Beep, Beep", recorded by Paul Julian (although some viewers claim it sounds more like "meep meep"), and an accompanying "popping-cork" tongue noise.[14]
From the wikipedia since it would have been hard for me to pin point it otherwise (after all I saw those cartoons as a kid)
Edit: He also tried to protect himself from a boulder with a parasol in one of the episodes. ;)Last edited by Vendanna; 2020-06-23 at 02:23 PM.
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
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