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Heinz' no-sugar-added ketchup isn't bad flavorwise, but it has a much runnier texture; presumably from the lack of sugar thickening it. You'll find this to some degree with nearly all no-sugar-added variants of sugar-based condiments, but regardless there are better options than Heinz.
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2022-09-22, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2022-09-22, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-09-22, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2022-09-22, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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I do know that they give us a ton of clothes and swag with the agency letters on it, but directly warn against wearing or displaying any of it before training is over becuase they haven't given us badges and guns yet and they don't want us to be potential targets.
Yeah, and I don't need a 1978 25th anniversary black and silver Corvette Stingray pace car, but hey, we're talking about adding style here.Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2022-09-22, 12:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2022-09-22, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Tried to make a patty melt using some low-carb whole wheat, dijon mustard, "double-cheddar" and a regular (cooked) beef patty left over from the other day.
It's good, but I probably should have reheated the patty first.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2022-09-22, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2022-09-22, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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The follow-on "joke" I've heard from all of my government-employee acquaintances is "I'd tell you, but then I'd go to jail".
Assuming you're telling the truth (ever the tricky one online), "guns" actually narrows it down quite a bit for a civilian job. (I don't intend to pry any further, but you are doing the online equivalent of walking around in public with your badge lanyard around your neck ).
The intelligence agency swag is pretty sweet. I've got a small collection of shot glasses from gift shops here in DC. Still need to find one for the NRO - they're by far the coolest one nobody's heard of.Avatar by FinnLassie
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2022-09-22, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh please, given @Peelee’s knowledge of Jerry Reed songs it’s obvious what the agency is: the soon to be combined Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Fish, Game, and Truckin’
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2022-09-22, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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No lies, just no specifics. And I honestly doubt that narrows anything down when I've already said "oh, trust me, you have absolutely heard of/seen my agency" and that I'd have the coolest office in all the land. Though what your opinion on what exactly the coolest office in all the land is may vary.
Also, if you're ever actually interested in finding out there's one surefire way to be in the know: just become a moderator. The Forum staff all know exactly what I'm going for (and won't tell you).
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..... Oh the Snowman! Eeeeeeaaaaaastbound and dooooooowwwwwwn.....Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2022-09-22, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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At my D&D group's request, I've now completed not one, but two interlocking calendars for the two largest religions in the campaign setting. I'm almost done hammering out my thoughts on their home country's system of reckoning dates, and then I'll be able to start crafting a proper history for their peoples.
I set the campaign in a foreign land where nobody really knew anything about the locals for a reason, dammit! This was supposed to be less work! So many questions about the motherland that they will almost certainly never visit.
It's a shame that I love coming up with new campaign settings for each campaign I run, because it means I have a hard time re-using all of the macro-level work I've done. I might have to run my next game in this setting. (Of course, I said that about the last setting I made too, so we'll see.)
Space station would take the cake for "coolest office" in my opinion, though it may be disqualified by the "all the land" clause.
If I really wanted to do that much work for no additional money, I'd go back to my old job and be a sysadmin again.
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2022-09-22, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Fair cop. I still think I could make a case for my future office, but yeah, if that counted as "in all the land" it'd have a good backing behind it.
Youcame in that thingwere a sysadmin? You're braver than I thought.
Fun fact! Every time someone praises the moderators on here, Roland St. Jude doubles our pay.Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2022-09-22, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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s/brave/inexperienced/, or at least I was several years ago. When that contract ended I had the wisdom to ask the new company for enough money that they hired someone else to do it instead, so now I'm a developer and am having generally a much better time.
I did end up effectively training their new guy (and even a year later my old knowledge of how stuff worked back then is useful to him), but at least the long-term maintenance and short-term garbage fires are no longer my problem. I keep telling him to ask for more money; he deserves it.
Oh, that's generous. I only ever got cruddy small-% raises. Of course, 2x0 is still zero. :PAvatar by FinnLassie
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2022-09-22, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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The coolest office in all the land is obviously the big fancy one at the top of the highest tower in the magic castle.
Unrelated, I think Cyclops of the X-Men has officially surpassed Batman as the most paranoid bastard in Western Comic Books.
Scott, on the fact that Krakoa doesn't have a plan to deal with being attacked by a giant centaur that can generate its own attack fauna. "Why do I always overlook the obvious!"
For context, there's an entire subsection in the kaiju chapter of the "Summers protocols" specifically for fighting Godzilla.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2022-09-22, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mm.
No thats seems pretty reasonable for a superhero universe. giant monsters causing a lot of destruction is a stock superhero problem. practically expected.
the real paranoia is when you start planning for when a mad scientist/corporation starts selling evil shampoo bottles or something whose effects only show up like seven days after application or something, because mad scientists being declared mad and people rejecting their ideas is actually a good thing; it keeps the mad scientists from selling some dangerous product as a legitimate thing that a superhero can't stop without looking like a jerk. its why Lex Luthor is so dangerous because if he wanted to sell a product like mind control shampoo whose effects work on a delay so that if Superman does something immediately about it he looks bad, he could do it and people would buy it, and then you have a bunch of people under Lex Luthor's control from the shadows.
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2022-09-22, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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So I was gonna say that I forget to point out that the Marvel version of Godzilla has been dead for nearly 20 years, but double checking apparently "Leviathan" has been retconned to not be Marvel! Godzilla with a name change and retconned backstory(becuase Marvel no longer has the liscence) but a completly separate entity.
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2022-09-22, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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The X-Men don't really have contact with that reality. It's more of a Spider-Man thing, and even then only via The Spider-Verse stuff.
Granted, apparently, some upcoming storylines involve Peter Parker's "destiny" being tied to Krakoa due to "changes in their ressurection protocol" so that could change.
...I'm gonna be very disappointed if AXE doesn't result in a new Uncanny Avengers book. It's the perfect set up for it.They don't have the license anymore so he can only make unnamed cameos. He was last seen in 2007.
Archie and friends exist in the Marvel universe, IIRC, so this holds pretty true.
You can tell becuase Frank acts really out of character. He's less violent, unwilling to engage in collateral damage or "ruin the innocence" or the locals in Riverdale, and double-checks that he has the right target before putting a bullet in the guy's head.
Compared to the canon Frank, who has mistakenly murdered enough cosplayers that he just takes it on faith when someone claims to be a cosplayer in a villain costume.Last edited by Rater202; 2022-09-22 at 09:07 PM.
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