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2009-07-14, 03:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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2009-07-14, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2004
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- Zentraedi flagship
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Alex Knight, you sound like the Drengin from Galactic Civilizations:
Originally Posted by Arena of Agony building descriptionLast edited by Cubey; 2009-07-14 at 04:27 AM.
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2009-07-14, 04:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- Eye of Terror
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Can we replace "beatings" with "summary executions"? Please? I really want the guns at Fort Fri to do something other than rust.
Kyonko avatar by Elder Tsofu. Revere them.
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JAM Project + Okkusenman = PURE UNDILUTED AWESOME
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2009-07-14, 05:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2004
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- Zentraedi flagship
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
They don't just rust, we sell 'em!
X-Com is anonprofit organisation.
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2009-07-14, 05:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2006
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Why not organise games of laser tag, with the emphasis on Laser
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2009-07-14, 05:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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- The MagCave
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
*Voluenteer's to be the customary 'Griff' that stars in things such as ; 'Throw Heavy Objects at Griff', 'Griffball the Unreal Tournament', 'How not to get killed by Blue for Dummies', 'Sarge's 50 Goodnight Tales', 'Red Versus Blue', and 'Whatever happened to those other Spartans, edition 2'*
(I'd like to be a soldier. Named Griff. In case you hadn't already caught onto that. )
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2009-07-14, 05:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2006
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
lol, i'd be Simmons or Donut
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2009-07-14, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Raleigh NC
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Bored, bored bored bored bored.
*Steps up from the firing range for the tenth time*.
While I have no interest in not being a soldier -- maybe I could take on auxiliary duties while we're waiting for Team Fort Fri to swing into action? Does the Skyranger need a pilot? It'd at least give me a chance to *see* some action, even if I can't participate in it. Yeah, I know it's one step up from school bus driver, but it's better than nothing.
Respectfully,
Brian P.
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2009-07-14, 07:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
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- Eye of Terror
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
F*** the God-Emperor. I offered to murder thousands of filthy xenos in his name, and he gave nothing but his damning silence. It's time to embrace a new deity...
Yes, yes... give in to your desires. Enjoy all that the world has to offer you! Embrace every sensation! Take anything you can!
Yes! YES! All bow before the Dark Prince of Excess, Slaanesh! Life is my kingdom, my sandbox, and all that are weaker than me are my playthings!
YES! GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRES! CRUSH ALL THAT STAND BEFORE YOU BENEATH YOUR BOOTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!
Um, someone's coming, you hear that?
Uhhh... nothing to see here, folks. Nothi-BWAHAHAHAHA- uh, excuse me.Kyonko avatar by Elder Tsofu. Revere them.
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JAM Project + Okkusenman = PURE UNDILUTED AWESOME
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2009-07-14, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Chicagoland
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2009-07-14, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- I'm a Protagonist!
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
NaNoWriMo Beat Me
Red and the Phasmavore by LCP
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2009-07-14, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- AKA 'Santiago'
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Post # 639, 640, 641
Incidentally, I suppose I must concede, Chiasaur, if only because Patrick Stewart seems to still be alive, and Marc bit it.
But Marc is still responsible for the only successful terror mission on Cydonia.
Oh, right, also myImperialX-Comm Infantryman's Uplifting Primer says that I should not argue with superior officers.Last edited by Kane; 2009-07-14 at 10:24 AM.
"Simon Ten Broek loves to draw attention;
Simon Ten Broek spent years in bleak detention;
Simon Ten Broek, with crimes too vile to mention;
Simon Ten Broek won't live to see his pension."
10:07 PM [Matthias] And the Kohr-Ah are all "GIT THEM DUKE BOYS!"
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2009-07-14, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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- Huh.
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Fine. Could use more guys in engineering.
You'll be at fort Fri. Get used to building laser cannons.
You fill the diode into the... main barrel
You install the flash lamps... on the sides
You put the silver-lined mirrors... on both ends
Ok, test fire.
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You run to the infirmary... very quickly
Note: The mirror with a little hole in the center, goes on the other side.
Note: Also the infirmary consists primarily of running hot water and gauze. Very glad I only used half power.Last edited by Swot; 2009-07-14 at 10:39 AM.
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2009-07-14, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2009-07-14, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
That's nothing. I once operated a shot in the stomach with nothing but plastic cutlery and my own spit to clean his wounds.
And I'm sure the man could have survived if only there had been something to actually stitch him up afterwards.
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2009-07-14, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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- Huh.
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Well of course, that's just expected.
My only worry was that with full power I would have lost my arm and cauterized the wound before it could heal.
...
You did want to kill these alien things right?
I mean, what unearthly monstrosity would die by the loss of a few fingers?
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2009-07-14, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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2009-07-14, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Resident Vancian Apologist
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2009-07-14, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
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- where the wind blows
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
*sigh* Last time you said that you got them from that wicked foodfight at woodstock. Which one is it, Eldan?
You got Magic Mech in My Police Procedural!
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2009-07-14, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Des Moines. The city of some monks. We’re a few monks short, these days.
Penguinizer's journal, continued:
The X-COM laser burns weren't just a cheap Saturday night special. They packed all the kick of a regulation blaster. Somebody I knew, or maybe one of the jokers at Fort Fri, was a killer. I ran down the suspects.
Knight was out. He'd do it with some form of blunt instrument.
The commander? No dice. He'd announce it to the world. And as the corpse had no "X-COM. You pay up or it happens to you!" on it, he was out.
Copper, Lopez, and Chumbley were all confirmed on base at the time of the shooting.
I decided to tell the chief what I knew.
"Commander, I found something."
"Dirtbag, If that statement isn't 'Sir, I can kill Cyberdisks with my mind now' I'm a bit to busy to here it. In case you didn't notice, we have three Disks at the LZ. THREE."
"A murder's been committed, chief, and I think one of the X-COM grunts is behind it."
"Does this murder take place before or after I kill the current Skyranger pilot?"
"Before. Someone might be on the take."
"Then check it out, shut up, and let those of us who don't go into the fetal position at the sight of a body do our jobs."
The Commander was as courteous and cooperative as ever. Still, I had a lead.
I spotted something odd. It was half totaled, but the ever reliable Crazy Jonlan's gorilla was there. Thing is, we don't have a shop in LA. Somebody'd faked up an X-COM base where one isn't. Someone who knows what makes the Sectoids attack. This whole invasion was to cover up one murder. (Well, not the whole invasion, just the attack on LA. Obviously. What kind of stupid mug would engineer a whole different species just for an alibi?)
I started heading back. The whole thing was coming together now.
Unfortunately, I came on the scene at a bad time.
"Nice timing, dirtbag. A grenadier came over just when you left. Trazoi iced him, but not before he threw the thing. We lost Lokxey, and if you'd been covering their hindquarters as ordered, none of this would have happened."
"Chief, I hit paydirt. I know the how of the murder, and the why of the attack on LA. Give me five minutes..."
"I'll have your badge for this if you don't pull through. Go north and try and kill somebody."
"Gee, and they say that good policework is dead."
"Like a certain wannabe private eye if he doesn't get back to his job?"
I headed north.
And right into a shot to the gut. They say your life flashes before your eyes as you die. Funny, all I got was a three second loop and one item of commentary. That wasn't a plasma bolt.
"That's the end of the log, Commander."
"Huh. I'll look into it sometime. Maybe in September."
Anyway, Lopez and I decided to clear up the last part of the area. Dropped a couple of Cyberdisks, Lopez sucked up a ton of stun rounds, I shrugged off a plasma round...
And the engineer dumb enough to mess with Lopez sucked up a cyberdisk explosion. Sucker.
Trazoi went south and took the last target, and that was the ballgame.
Two of our men dead. 100 million in property damage at minimum from all the exploding Cyberdisks. Still, we'd gotten a couple of mostly intact Disk bodies. Chumbley said he and Cubey had some ideas for those. And we saved LA, at least. Sort of. Only three civilians dead was a new record! Odd about the laser wounds on Penguinizer, though...Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
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2009-07-14, 12:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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2009-07-14, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2009-07-14, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
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- where the wind blows
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Ah, there goes our hardboiled detective.... May you get your fedora in the afterlife, Penguinizer.
Or, hey! We could totally make an afterlife based private eye agency! I can totally imagine our series.
"He's a recently-dead hardboiled detective with a quest for justice.
He's a posessed medi-kit with nothing to lose.
Together, They Fight Crime!"Last edited by Fri; 2009-07-14 at 01:18 PM.
You got Magic Mech in My Police Procedural!
In this forum, Gaming is Serious Business, and Anyone Can Die. Not even your status as the Ensemble Darkhorse can guarantee your survival.
Disciple of GITP Trope-Fu Temple And Captain of GITP Valkyrie Squadron.
Awesome Elizabeth Shelley by HollamerSpoiler
The OTP in the playground.
My Gallery/My Star Wolves 3 LP
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2009-07-14, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Getting shot in a dark alleyway in downtown LA is a fitting death for a private eye, though.
Lokxy on the other hand...well, shrapnel in the face probably has its merits as well. At least you look pretty hardcore this way.
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2009-07-14, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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2009-07-14, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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- Somewhere!
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I don't think he was concerned with your lack of weapons as much as my abundance of them.
My last breath... ...is also my mintiest...
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2009-07-14, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
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2009-07-14, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2007
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- On Paper
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2009-07-14, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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2009-07-14, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
Re: Hey, everybody else has started a let's play and abandoned it. Lets Play X-Com!
Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.