GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[Orzel]

Orange Juice, Pulp or No Pulp?

If you were a cyborg, what body part goes first?

[The Rose Dragon]

Orange Juice, Pulp or No Pulp?

No pulp. Hate pulp. Even though it is said to be healthier. I just can't stand it.

If you were a cyborg, what body part goes first?

Depends. Do I get superpowers for the replaced body part?

[bluewind95]

WHat is your idea of an ideal man?

What about your ideal woman?

[The Rose Dragon]

WHat is your idea of an ideal man?

Physically, Michael J. Fox.

Personality-wise... I'll get back to you on that.

What about your ideal woman?

Physically, Audrey Hepburn.

Personality-wise... damn this is hard. While I do tend to be rather shallow most of the time, this is an ideal woman, so I'll go all out in this. She has to be confident, above everything. Has to have conviction, but should be able to own her mistakes. She should accept that I'm not a big fan of furry things. Should definitely genuinely want kids, rather than begrudgingly. She should preferably be a gamer, though not to the exclusion of other hobbies (I'm still working on fixing that in my own life, by the way). Should be well-read or educated (personal experience is a plus!). Should try to fix problems rather than keep complaining about them. Unless she is deaf, I'd rather she be into a wide variety of music.

I'm sure this woman would never actually date me at this point, by the way.

[AtlanteanTroll]

If you met Charlie Sheen in person, what would you do?

[The Rose Dragon]

If you met Charlie Sheen in person, what would you do?

I would probably strangle him while shouting "YOU RUINED SPIN CITY YOU BASTARD WHY DO YOU DESERVE TO LIVE?".

[AtlanteanTroll]

I see. I see. Now, for the tough questions:

Would you marry Stephen Colbert?

Are you James Franco?

If you had to chop off your arm, could you?

Do you wear glasses?

If no, should you?

Define intullectual.

[Moff Chumley]

What's cooler than bein' cool?

[The Rose Dragon]

Would you marry Stephen Colbert?

No.

Are you James Franco?

No.

If you had to chop off your arm, could you?

No. Too much of a self-preservation instinct.

Do you wear glasses?

No.

If no, should you?

My eyes are perfectly fine, much to my dismay.

Define intullectual.

A misspelling of intellectual, I assume.

What's cooler than bein' cool?

Absolute zero.

[AtlanteanTroll]

No.

But why?

A misspelling of intellectual, I assume.

Quite possibly, yes.

[The Rose Dragon]

But why?

Because I said so. Want to argue?

[AtlanteanTroll]

Because I said so. Want to argue?

Not really. I just want to know the deeper meaning of your "no" ... you know?

[factotum]

No. Too much of a self-preservation instinct.

What if you're like that guy who's trapped down a canyon by a rock that's fallen on his arm, and the only way you'll get out is by chopping your arm off?

[The Rose Dragon]

What if you're like that guy who's trapped down a canyon by a rock that's fallen on his arm, and the only way you'll get out is by chopping your arm off?

Well, humans have certain blocks in their nervous system that prevents them from applying their full strength out of fear of hurting themselves. These blocks are released at certain situations, such as mortal danger to one's offspring. If something similar happens, I can see myself chopping my arm off, but I'd rather not. We haven't perfected cybernetic arms yet.

[Asthix]

What is your favorite Turkish proverb that translates badly into English? (please provide English translation)

[The Rose Dragon]

What is your favorite Turkish proverb that translates badly into English? (please provide English translation)

I know more English proverbs than Turkish ones! Though there are several that use synonyms or homophones that don't exist in English, such as "many things arise before the dawn". A literal translation would be "many things are born before the day is born".

[Kneenibble]

How's the coffee in Turkey?

Do you like mastiq flavour?

[Tiger Duck]

Why are you changing your name?

And what does the new one mean?

[The Rose Dragon]

How's the coffee in Turkey?

I don't drink Turkish coffee, so I cannot say.

Do you like mastiq flavour?

What's this mastiq think you're talking about?

Why are you changing your name?

I am?

And what does the new one mean?

What new one are you talking about?

[true_shinken]

Why do you make a reference to Firefly in your sig if you've never watched it and you don't even like it?
Why do you always post in D&D threads even if you claim to not care about it?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Any relation/connection between the Firefly-esque sig and the Hellfire sig?

[The Rose Dragon]

Why do you make a reference to Firefly in your sig if you've never watched it and you don't even like it?

How can I not like it if I have never watched it? Besides, it is not a reference to Firefly, it is a reference to Exalted.

Why do you always post in D&D threads even if you claim to not care about it?

Because I probably know the answer and I'm the first to post. I don't even check the D&D forum unless the top thread is something I can answer. So you are wrong in that I always post there.

[Ranger Mattos]

Cake or pie?

Based on above question:
What kind of cake/pie is your favorite?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

How can I not like it if I have never watched it? Besides, it is not a reference to Firefly, it is a reference to Exalted.
.

Really? Cause it reminds me THAT MUCH of the intro...

[The Rose Dragon]

Really? Cause it reminds me THAT MUCH of the intro...

So I'm told. That doesn't change the fact that I never watched Firefly. Or the intro.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

So I'm told. That doesn't change the fact that I never watched Firefly. Or the intro.

Fair enough. I haven't watched more than the intro myself, so...

[ghost_warlock]

Thanks a lot,The Rose Dragon, I hope you had a good time. But now it's time to move on to the next interviewee. Please enjoy this copy of the home game.

Ghost hands TRD a hand mirror and escorts him off the stage.

Now, everyone put your hands together and get your questions ready for our next guest, arguskos!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[factotum]

Shouldn't you change the title of the thread now?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

What made you decide on your username?

Your avatar?

Do you always use the same avatar?

Do you always use the same username?

What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

1977. What comes to mind?

[wxdruid]

If you like chocolate, what variety do you prefer?

How many avatars do you have?

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?