GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[Castaras]

In light of this I have to ask... How are you so thin?

Witchcraft and sacrificing of small fluffy animals.

In all honesty, haven't a clue. If I knew how, I'd sell the secret for millions.

Why, when someone says "slinky", I think of a thin, alluring woman's night dress and not a child's toy shaped like a spring?

Your mind is a strange place, and you must have never had a slinky when you were a child.

[Thufir]

Why have you chosen to study the glorious subject of mathematics at university?

[Castaras]

Why have you chosen to study the glorious subject of mathematics at university?

Because maths is awesome. And its nice and broad subjectwise which means I can delay further difficult decisions like what I want to do in life...

[ghost_warlock]

Thanks so much for your time, your epicness! Hope you had as good a time answering our questions as we did interrogating you, Castaras. With the dawning of the new day, however, it's time to move on to our next interview. Please help yourself to some chocolate, boiled eggs, grapes, and a copy of the home game on your way out.

Ghost directs her towards the refreshments and a pile of hand-held mirrors at the back of the room.

And now, joining us like the rising sun itself, let me introduce our next guest, Mordokai!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:
What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[Mordokai]

Ghost Warlock:

1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

Yes. It be she.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

I'm a blood donor.

3. Roses or orchids?

Roses. I'm tradionalistic like that.

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

Varies from day to day. Malice, spite, hatred...

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

*looks around*

I'm sorry sir, you must have the wrong guy. There is no awesome to be found here.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

If memory serves, I was just finishing high school and signing up for a faculty of my choice. Those were good days.

As for knowledge that I didn't yet have... don't worry so much about others, look after yourself first.

It's kinda sad I still can't take that lesson to heart.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

Hard choice. I get sick of every single person after a certain time, especially if I must keep prolonged contact with them, as I imagine the case would be here.

Take them all.

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

Huh... can't really think of anybody...

Julius Caesar?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

Forgive me as fast as possible. God knows that's what I'm working on right now and I'll be a very depressed ghost if people keep talking about me even after I'm dead.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

At the risk of invoking the anger of 4chan, GitP and some other internet communities(and coming across as boorish)... I think it's a lame meme from the start. And I don't really know any of them by name, so I can't answer you. Sorry.

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

The ability to beat it at rock-paper-scissors and then ridicule it until it's too depressed and goes back to it's sleep in the ocean.

12. Beards or babies?

Beards. Definetly beards.

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

Can't say I did.

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

A whip that's very petulant?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

Frere Jacques

16. Favorite mythological monster?

Been some time since I did any reading on the subject...

I guess erinyes come close. Really, anything in Odyssey has a special place in my heart, since the book in question was what invoked the love to reading and learning more about subject in me.

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

At the top of speeding train that's headed for a gap in railroad, that falls down on a cruiser that is sinked by a submarine that is eaten by a whale.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

The whale in question was Moby Dick. You take a wild guess who won

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

Anything is fine, really. And if something by a longshot isn't fine, I'll be sure to let you know.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

I'm a glutton for punishment.

Mangosta:

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Eat it all, sorry.

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

Yep.

If you see them, be sure to send them my way. I've been waiting anxiously.

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Sniper rifle.

Are you running to something, or from something?

From something. Always from something. For as long as I can remember.

What's the magic word?

Don't even think about it.

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon11?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[Blue Ghost]

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How’s life at the moment?

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

What’s your elemental affinity?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Are you part of any other online communities?

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Socks: Yes or no?

What’s your pony name?

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What’s your favorite greeting?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

What’s your favorite smilie?

[Recaiden]

Why do you refuse to admit that your awesome?

What do you hate?

What's your favorite kind of pie?

What would a statue of you be commemorating?

Any better than before?

What happened to the old avatars?

Where do you want to end up?

Given that we will remember you forever, what should that memory be for?

What languages do you know?

Need a new doll?

[ghost_warlock]

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

14. Do you like haiku?

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

[Mordokai]

Reinholdt:

What question would you like to be asked?

Surprise me.

What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?

We had two parakeets long ago. They were wackos. I guess that's close enough.

Though there is something to be said about loyalty... and they must not bite me... too much.

What is the square root of Pi?

Damned if I know.

What's your favorite OOTS strip?

I'd be hard pressed to choose one out of 791, plus all the bonus strips. I like the whole much more than just a single part.

Though if I had to choose one in particular, I guess it'd be... this one.

What's your favorite Erfworld strip?

Ugh... Erfworld is weird. And not my particular kind of weird to boot. I don't read it.

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?

They are pretty much one and the same.

Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?

The loved one... probably.

What is your favorite word?

Sleep.

What is your least favorite word?

Anything in it's diminutive form. I just hate it.

What makes you enthusiastic?

Good question. Let me get back to you on this one.

What disappoints you?

People, all too often. Myself not excluded.

What sound do you love?

Whistling, if done well.

The other one probably isn't forum appropriate.

What sound do you hate?

Anything too loud, really.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Surgeon.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Hmmm... really, I'd like to have a taste of everything, if only for a short time. There's no dishonorable work to be done, but I like to change my focus often.

wxdruid:

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

Blue and green. Touch of red fits in well, but not too much.

What do you like to collect?

Books. Comics.

How many avatars do you have?

30, by my count. Some are just small variations of the others, but I counted them all the same.

Are you ever coming to GenCon11?

Seeing there's an ocean between me and GenCon and my time and funds are somewhat limited, I wouldn't hold my breath.

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

Dark. Can't stand the white trash.

... does that make me some sort of anti racist?

What type and how many pets do you have?

I have none.

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

Not really, no. I look at it if it's on and I pass by, but I figure it's pointless to pay attention to something I have no effect on. That's why I also don't watch news much as well.

Blue Ghost:

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How’s life at the moment?

Fluctuating somewhere between acceptable and ****ty. Hoping in the following months it will more more towards former, but am ready for the latter as well.

Favorite color?

Green.

Favorite fruit?

Hmmm... blueberry.

Favorite ice cream?

Rum punch.

What is your theme song?

Interesting question... I'm really not sure. Many would fit, but none so much I could say it's the theme song.

What is your alignment?

Jumping all around the spectrum.

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

According to that online test, I think it was blue.

What is the meaning of life?

I'll be damned if I know. Lately, I'm doing it mostly like this.

What are your thoughts on:

Love? - at the risk of getting another infraction... this.
Friendship? - this.
Freedom? - we're all slaves to our habbits. Yeah, don't have a witty slogan in picture form for this one, sorry.

What is the color of your aura?

I have an aura?

What does your essence taste like?

Not very good, I imagine.

What’s your elemental affinity?

Earth? This is what you were asking for, right?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Nobody. No woman deserves this much punishment.

Are you part of any other online communities?

Been a part of one in the past, I'm more of a lurker today.

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Meursault, from Camus' The Stranger. Raskolnikov from Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment fits me rather well too.

Socks: Yes or no?

Yes.

What’s your pony name?

Steak

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

No.

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

Standard stuff. You did it good, you're the best, yadayadayada...

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

I'm not picky. I'll take them as they come.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

It's not done yet?!

Seriously, I think I did it pretty well.

What’s your favorite greeting?

Heya.

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

See ya later.

What’s your favorite smilie?

Recaiden:

Why do you refuse to admit that your awesome?

The reason are numerous and I refuse to discuss them with total strangers, which you guys, awesome and friendly as you may be, basically amount to. Suffice to say, I am being realistic here.

That lack of self respect and self loathing probably has something to do with it as well.

What do you hate?

Cowards. Hypocrites.

What's your favorite kind of pie?

Apple, I think.

What would a statue of you be commemorating?

Please tell me you're kidding.

Any better than before?

It has it's ups and downs, but yes, I think so.

What happened to the old avatars?

They are saved in a folder on my computer, waiting for a possible return.

Where do you want to end up?

Anywhere but retirement home. Luckily, if that ever happens, I imagine my mind will be screwed enough by then that I'll think I'm in a happy place.

Given that we will remember you forever, what should that memory be for?

I... really, don't. I don't want to be remembered by anybody. Hell, I hope my own family will turn around, spit on my grave and say good riddance to bad rubbish.

What languages do you know?

Croatian and English. Planning on taking some language courses, we'll see what comes out of it.

Need a new doll?

Thank you sincererly for kind offer, but not right now. I'll be sure to let you know if I change my mind though.

Ghost Warlock... again:

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

Yes. It depends, sometimes they'll be really long, sometimes they'll went away overnight.

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

I like my music to vary wildly. If I had to choose one singer, I'd say Adi Smolar. He's a local singer and guitarist and his songs are humourous and witty and educating at the same time. Make me laught and cry at the same time. Man of great talent and I respect that greatly.

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

I do. Peach is my favourite.

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

Cotton.

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

As a kid, of course I did.

Destroyed it rather quickly, if memory serves.

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

Calvin.

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

Dinner.

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

Too much, really.

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

Čiribaki.

Best burgers in ten mile radius.

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

Mother dear.

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

Call me when the two of you are done.

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

Erm...

Ladies?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

A member of fish community.

14. Do you like haiku?

I think it's a sorry excuse for art.

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

Zombies. I'm just more fond of zombie apocalpyse than roaches from outer space.

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

Make me never to exist and erase all traces of me ever being here.

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

Was it Gil Grissom or Calvin that said something to the effect, sometimes, I think the best proof or intelligent life in universe is the fact that none of them has visited us yet?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

The former, I guess.

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

Big screen tv, a luxurios bathroom, a well stocked library and enough electric appliances to make Las Vegas seem conservative in comparison.

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

My guess. Audrey.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Do you have any songs that stick with you/you really identify with?

[Mordokai]

Do you have any songs that stick with you/you really identify with?

Ace of Base and I saw the sign. Blame it on the weatherman and B witched. And Nirvana's Smells like teen spirit.

[rakkoon]

Which book should I read next?

[CoffeeIncluded]

How many places have you lived, and what's your favorite place?

[Lord Raziere]

I HAVE BUT ONE QUESTION:

Why?

[Archonic Energy]

Do you play CCGs?

if you could be any CCG card what would you be?

Cisco or Nortel?

iPod or MP3 player?

Bose or Beats?

Mac or PC?

360 or PS3

Blu Ray or DivX stream?

TARDIS or DeLorian?

Hoopy or frood?

Invisibility cloak or elder wand?

B5 or DS9?

Scotch or Bourbon?

HCl or NaOH?

GDI or Nod?

what OS do you use on your primary "computer"

Laptop or desktop?

Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?

GLaDOS or Wheatly?

Ice or Fire?

favorite season?

Doctor or Master?

What can change the nature of a man?

Death or Cake?

if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?

what super power would you like?

what would your super alias be called?

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?

or ?

Kosh:
Who are you?

Morden:
What do you want?

Lorien:
Where are you going?

[Mordokai]

Which book should I read next?

What do you want?

Last one I read was The Stand from Stephen King. It's your regular end of the world book, with great start, great end and somewhat weak in the middle. Still, I'd highly suggest it if you like King's work or just that type of literature in general.

The Old Kingdom thrilogy from Garth Nix gets high recommendations from me as well.

How many places have you lived, and what's your favorite place?

Only one. I guess that also makes it my favourite by extension, though I'm looking at moving away ASAP.

I HAVE BUT ONE QUESTION:

Why?

Yo momma

Archonic Energy

Do you play CCGs?

None. Just too expensive.

if you could be any CCG card what would you be?

A random Earth or Fire creture in MtG.

Cisco or Nortel?

I have no idea what either of the two represents.

iPod or MP3 player?

Tha latter.

Bose or Beats?

Beats?

Mac or PC?

Take a look at this. Now tell me, which one would you prefer?

360 or PS3

PS3.

Blu Ray or DivX stream?

Don't know either very well, but I've heard some good thing about BluRay.

TARDIS or DeLorian?

Neither of them is familiar to me.

Hoopy or frood?

Neither.

Invisibility cloak or elder wand?

The cloak.

B5 or DS9?

Why are you talking in codes so much?

Scotch or Bourbon?

Both!

HCl or NaOH?

I have a bottle of the former in my arm reach.

You don't want to piss me off

GDI or Nod?

Well, Kane is a badass baldy, but frankly, I've gotten sick of megalomanical psychos that try to overtake the world. It's just cliche by now. I'll go with GDI.

what OS do you use on your primary "computer"

Windows XP.

Laptop or desktop?

Laptop, though I'm considering getting a desktop just so I could play some games I cannot play in laptop.

Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?

The former for stealth, the latter for more fun and carnage

GLaDOS or Wheatly?

Once again, two choices you present me with, familiar I am with neither.

I hear GLaDOS is a bitch, so I guess Wheatly? I really have enough bitches to take care of as it is.

Ice or Fire?

Ice. Definetly ice.

favorite season?

Autumn.

Doctor or Master?

Doctor.

What can change the nature of a man?

Lots and lots of torture?

Death or Cake?

The cake is a lie.

if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?

A hero. Pretty lousy one, but nontheless.

what super power would you like?

Regeneration and/or super fast healing.

what would your super alias be called?

El Perverto.

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?

And no sugar to make lemonade?

You sick son of a bitch! *shakes fist at life*

or ?

The former

Kosh:
Who are you?

No idea.

Morden:
What do you want?

A lot. What can I get?

Lorien:
Where are you going?

Where the road will take me.

[Archonic Energy]

Mac or PC?

Take a look at this. Now tell me, which one would you prefer?

i laughed at that... loudly.

[ghost_warlock]

It's been a lot of fun, Mordokai, I hope you enjoyed yourself. The time has come to talk of many things move on to our next interview, however. Please don't step on the oysters help yourself to a copy of the home game on your way onward.

Ghost directs him off the stage.

Our next interviewee is a kitty that should not require an elaborate introduction, as those of you who don't recognize him should be ashamed of yourself. Please put your paws together for my cohost from over at thread two, Reinholdt!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[rakkoon]

Why the last two letters in Reinholdt ?

Why are you so fantastic in WW games?

Can I have a cattygraph?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[smellie_hippie]

Are you certain that there is nothing you can do about it?

Brawler or sniper?

Have you noticed an involuntary twitch when people mention thew words "air lock"?

Cats or kittens?

When entering a dungeon, do you prefer a torch, a lantern or a light spell? Why?

[Haruki-kun]

How did you come across GITP?

Ah liek you, do you liek me?

[Archonic Energy]

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Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:
What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

Now mine:

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Do you play CCGs?

if you could be any CCG card what would you be?

Cisco or Nortel?

iPod or MP3 player?

Bose or Beats?

Mac or PC?

360 or PS3

Blu Ray or DivX stream?

TARDIS or DeLorian?

Hoopy or frood?

Invisibility cloak or elder wand?

B5 or DS9?

Scotch or Bourbon?

HCl or NaOH?

GDI or Nod?

what OS do you use on your primary "computer"

Laptop or desktop?

Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?

GLaDOS or Wheatly?

Ice or Fire?

favorite season?

Doctor or Master?

What can change the nature of a man?

Death or Cake?

if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?

what super power would you like?

what would your super alias be called?

Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?

or ?

Kosh:
Who are you?

Morden:
What do you want?

Lorien:
Where are you going?

[Ranger Mattos]

Favorite author?
Favorite book (which may or may not be by above author)?
Favorite place you've ever been?

[Asta Kask]

PC or NPC?

[Reinholdt]

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
Numerous ones. Most of them characters from DC's tv universe.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
I can't think of anything applicable to this question. If I were someone else and being cheeky I'd say my humility just to see how many people caught on.

3. Roses or orchids?
Orchids

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
I don't really know anymore.

5. How did you get to be so awesome?
I don't understand the question.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
In school. And the whole you have lots of time to pick what you want to do with life?
Well, I'd make it very clear to myself how much of a liar people are.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
Considering that I'm probably responsible for this apocalypse, I highly doubt I'd be left alive. If I had to pick, it'd probably be a female with some sort of medical knowledge.

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
My lots of greats uncle Mark Twain.

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
Faking my deaths.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)


11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
Time Travel

12. Beards or babies?
Babies Kittens


13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
Not any that I remember.

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
A walnut of epically small proportions.

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
There is none.

16. Favorite mythological monster?
The hydra. I know. I'm shocked too.

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
Final Destination. Fox only. No items.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
I shot you from a mile away while you were fiddling around setting up the game.

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
Yes.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
I had a plan at the time, but didn't follow through.

Rakkoon

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Why the last two letters in Reinholdt ?
Because that's how Reinholdt is spelled?

Why are you so fantastic in WW games?
I'm not. I don't think I've done well in a WW game since Alchemists 2.

Can I have a cattygraph?
Ummm... sure.

Mangosta71

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Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
Yes

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
Probably.

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
A tank.

Are you running to something, or from something?
From everything.

What's the magic word?
If I knew, I'd be an invisible, time traveling, godzilla killer.

smellie_hippie

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Are you certain that there is nothing you can do about it?
That's what it says on the card.

Brawler or sniper?
Sniper

Have you noticed an involuntary twitch when people mention the words "air lock"?
Don't be silly. I'm not programmed to twitch.

Cats or kittens?
Cats

When entering a dungeon, do you prefer a torch, a lantern or a light spell? Why?
Continuous Flame. Doesn't run out and keeps your hands free for when you need to run away. Though honestly, darkvision is the way to go.

Haruki-kun

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How did you come across GITP?
Don't remember. It was a long time ago. Back when the party was at the Inn with Miko. I think I might have followed a link from Nuklear Power, from back when I thought that comic was good. I didn't mess with the forums for ages though.

Ah liek you, do you liek me?
Of course I liek mudkips Haruki-kun.

The rest when I get back later.

[mangosta71]

Though honestly, darkvision is the way to go.

How many dwarf eyes did you harvest before you finally decided that you'd have to get darkvision through some other means?