GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Trog]

if you're forced to move somewhere else where would you want to move to?

Jedi or Sith?

Describe your favorite coffee mug. Why it is your favorite?

What is your current favorite tv show?

What is your current favorite smartphone app?

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite board game?

When you play D&D what character class do you usually make?

Do you DM?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[ghost_warlock]

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

14. Do you like haiku?

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

[The Succubus]

What exactly does a smellie hippie smell of?

What's that thing crawling up the side of your leg?

Where did I put my front door keys?

What's growing in your garden at the moment? If you don't have one, what would you like to grow?

The King demands you cook him the greatest meal he's ever eaten! What would be your perfect 3 course meal (regardless of whether you can cook it or not)?

[smellie_hippie]

Holy Crap!!!

*takes a deep breath*

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?

Something beer or coffee related...

What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?

Cuddle-ability and self-maintenance.

What is the square root of Pi?

Pi doesn't come it squares. I usually slice about an eighth though.

What's your favorite OOTS strip?

Most of them.

What's your favorite Erfworld strip?

Don't really have one that sticks in my mind.

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?

You tell me. No seriously, tell me. You have to tell me... AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!

Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?

Wife. No questions about it.

What is your favorite word?

Love.

What is your least favorite word?

Hate. Or other derogatory curse words specifically related to genetalia when used to inslut people.

What makes you enthusiastic?

Large amounts of caffiene.

What disappoints you?

Apathy.

What sound do you love?

My coffee pot telling me that coffee is ready in the morning.

What sound do you hate?

car horns.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Brewmeister!!

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Prison warden or other correctional facility related field.

Also, pssst. I'm a lolcat.

Next!

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Yup. Made it myself! Seriously.

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

Yes. I have a license that I can sign myself back out again.

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Shotgun.

Are you running to something, or from something?

I kind of run in place. But then again, I only run when I play wii-fit, so that's kind of misleading...

What's the magic word?

Bel-loch. /Gandalf voice

More?

if you're forced to move somewhere else where would you want to move to?

Asheville NC

Jedi or Sith?

Scoundrel (Jedi)

Describe your favorite coffee mug. Why it is your favorite?

It's a small mug that has a brown speckled effect on the glaxe, flares in a vase like fashion at the botton, and the handle has a nice twist for decoration before having a flared flat spot at the top. It is a ceramic mug that was made by a friend of mine about 12-13 years ago, specifically for me.

What is your current favorite tv show?

BSG. Or Castle.

What is your current favorite smartphone app?

Brewlab. I can check for IBus and color and then place the order online for an all-grain beer build!

What is your name?

Hippie

What is your quest?

To be as awesome as I possibly can!

What is your favorite color?

Green

What is your favorite board game?

Ohhhh... tough one. I like Last Night On Earth, but have also greatly enjoyed Kill Dr Lucky, Arkham Horror, Red Dragon, Tiki Mountain, Twilight Imperium... I would have to say "any game I can play with a few friends"

When you play D&D what character class do you usually make?

Rogues

Do you DM?

Not as often as I should, or would like... but yes.

Yay more questions!

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

Khaki

What do you like to collect?

Empty beer bottles

How many avatars do you have?

Six, I think...

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

I think that a certain married mod couple and their baby will get very angry with me if I don't eventually come... Plus I could use the boost to my street-cred as a "gamer".

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

consumed by me

What type and how many pets do you have?

Two cats and two teenagers.

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

I don't have extended cable, btu I do try and check the local weather every morning!

gw's Questions of Duplicitous Intent

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1. Do you hold grudges? If so, for how long?

Nope. It's unhealthy to try and actively stay upset with someone for such an extended length of time

2. What's your favorite band/musician?

Almost anything with the exclusion of rap, country, R & B and reggae.

3. Do you like juice? If so, what is your favorite kind of juice. If not, what would you rather drink?

Orange juice with proteine powder or wehy powder added.

4. Which do you prefer, wool or cotton?

Cotton. I would sweat to death if I actually wore wool. Except for socks when I go hiking... Then I go wool with a nice underlayer sock to wick moisture.

5. Have you ever owned a slinky?

I have at least seven in my 'treasure chest' for kids to take after a therapy session if they would like!

6. If you could take on the mantle of an established comic-book character, which one would you choose? That is, if you could become Batman, Superman, Mysterio, Magneto, Nite Owl, etc., which would you want to become?

Nope... too much responsibility. Couldn't cope with the added weight of being as superhero. If forced on me, I would take someon's mantle that just made me a lot smarter...

7. Which is your favorite meal of the day?

Lunch.

8. Do you eat a lot of snacks?

Nah

9. What is your favorite restaurant?

Either the Coffee Company in Elizabethton TN or Red Chili, also in Elizabethton

10. Who was the most recent person you talked to in person?

My daughter as I dropped her off at school

11. What was the last thing you said to that person?

"Bye honey! I love you!"

12. Which of the following two words do you think makes a sentence creepier when added to the end: 'ladies' or 'hard'?

hard.

13. What do you think of when you read the word 'fishmember?'

Trey, Mike, Page or John.

14. Do you like haiku?

yes.

15. If you had a choice between zombies or aliens destroying humanity, which would you choose?

neither?

16. Sufficiently advanced aliens visit earth and say they'll change just one thing about you. It can be anything at all. What would you choose?

The ability recall any detail I have seen, heard or learned throughout the entire time of my existence. Along with the ability to exclude any details I no longer wish to recall, but still pull back into focus if necessary.

17. Do you think aliens from another planet ever actually visit Earth?

Sure!

18. Do you prefer to control a project from beginning to end, always repair the same flaw in someone else's project, choose to leave well enough alone, or some other mode of creation I haven't figured out here?

I dance among several different approaches. I find myself in a support role, rather than a control role, but am not very confrontive.

19. You could build your dream house within five miles of your current home. What goes into it?

Beer on tap. Hot Tub and swimming pool, large deck and garden, good air conditioning, surround sound throughout the hosue. Extra bedrooms or couches for guests. Oh, and an extra plush Kubb field.

20. I give you a seed; you water it with your favorite bit of poetry. What sprouts from it?

An olyphant.

What exactly does a smellie hippie smell of?

Coffee and beer

What's that thing crawling up the side of your leg?

I am not sure, but I want to know how you put it there...

Where did I put my front door keys?

In your pocket. Not the pants you are wearing, the ones you wore yesterday.

What's growing in your garden at the moment? If you don't have one, what would you like to grow?

Tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, basil, sage. I wish my raspberries and blackberries were coming in better, and would like to plant more vegetables next year.

The King demands you cook him the greatest meal he's ever eaten! What would be your perfect 3 course meal (regardless of whether you can cook it or not)?

Fresh fruit.
Peking Duck.
Cannolis.

[Blue Ghost]

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How’s life at the moment?

Favorite color?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite ice cream?

What is your theme song?

What is your alignment?

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

What is the meaning of life?

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Friendship?
Freedom?

What is the color of your aura?

What does your essence taste like?

What’s your elemental affinity?

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

Are you part of any other online communities?

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Socks: Yes or no?

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

What’s your favorite greeting?

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

What’s your favorite smilie?

Why did you choose your username?

Why are you in the Playground?

[Reinholdt]

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?

You tell me. No seriously, tell me. You have to tell me... AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!

But... but... I don't know! I've met you more in real life than itp!

[smellie_hippie]

Yay! More questions!

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How’s life at the moment?

Pretty decent. Some struggles with raising teenagers, but not too bad overall.

Favorite color?

Still green.

Favorite fruit?

Strawberries, or maybe bananas.

Favorite ice cream?

Anything by Graeter's Ice Cream. But to be specific, Graeter's Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip. *drools*

What is your theme song?

Depends on my mood.

What is your alignment?

Yes.

What is your Magic: The Gathering color?

Green.

What is the meaning of life?

It's an awesome film starring Graham Chapman and the rest of the Monty Python cast, in which he is confused with being a bibical figure who will be the salvation..... Oh wait, that's the Life of Brian. Okay, it's a wonderful film starring Graham Chapman and Terry Gilliam in which they tromp across Europe in the middle ages and quest fro the... oh wait, that The Holy Grail.

I guess it's some other fantastic film by Monty Python!

What are your thoughts on:

Love?
Awesome.
Friendship?
Also awesome.
Freedom?
Thirdly awesome!

What is the color of your aura?

I would love to say green, but it's probably tye-dyed.

What does your essence taste like?

Coffee.

What’s your elemental affinity?

Caffiene... but Being an Aquarius I would probably have to guess water.

Who would you ask to the next Playground Prom, if we had one?

My wife.

Are you part of any other online communities?

HomebrewTalk, State of Franklin Homebrewers, some book about faces...

What fictional character do you most identify with?

Pol Detson.

Socks: Yes or no?

I wear sandals so NO!

What’s your cutie mark and its significance?

Cutie mark? I don't think I really have one...

Do you know any Playgrounders in real life?

I would think that I know a few...

What is the highest compliment you have ever received?

"I do."

What is the highest compliment you can imagine receiving?

"I love you daddy."

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Nothing. I refuse to grow up.

What’s your favorite greeting?

*hugs*

Your favorite way of saying goodbye?

*see above*

What’s your favorite smilie?



Why did you choose your username?

Becasue I feel it was fairly accurate at the time, and I have maintained this pseudonym since email was just getting started. It's kinda stuck with me now...

Why are you in the Playground?

I was invited?

[Archonic Energy]

Do you play CCGs?
*stab*
if you could be any CCG card what would you be?
*stab*
Cisco or Nortel?
*stab*
iPod or MP3 player?
*stab*
Bose or Beats?
*stab*
Mac or PC?
*stab*
360 or PS3
*stab*
Blu Ray or DivX stream?
*stab*
TARDIS or DeLorian?
*stab*
Hoopy or frood?
*stab*
Invisibility cloak or elder wand?
*stab*
B5 or DS9?
*stab*
Scotch or Bourbon?
*stab*
HCl or NaOH?
*stab*
GDI or Nod?
*stab*
what OS do you use on your primary "computer"
*stab*
Laptop or desktop?
*stab*
Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?
*stab*
GLaDOS or Wheatly?
*stab*
Ice or Fire?
*stab*
favorite season?
*stab*
Doctor or Master?
*stab*
What can change the nature of a man?
*stab*
Death or Cake?
*stab*
if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?
*stab*
what super power would you like?
*stab*
what would your super alias be called?
*stab*
Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?
*stab*
or ?
*stab*
Kosh:
Who are you?
*stab*
Morden:
What do you want?
ULTRA COMBO *stab*
Lorien:
Where are you going?

[Zeb The Troll]

Let's see, a question, I know there's at least one lying around here somewhere...

What is your next beer going to be?


Do you ever intend to try a lager?


What esoteric methods do you guys use to keep your locale from collapsing in on itself from all of the awesome? There's just too much there for a town that size without invoking some sort of pact or something.


What beer have you not yet tried to make but want to, someday, and why haven't you made any yet?


Is there something you'd like for me to try and have ready for the October meetup?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Well if you're going to drag me out here with a PM and what not....Might as well, you dastardly Hippie, bribing me with shiny PM's to catch my attention and alluring promises of cookies... >.>

So how many different kinds of brews have you brewed?

What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

What are your feelings about that I since this summer have Regular Customer Bonus at the resident Mead stand of dutch medieval/fantasy fairs/fests?

Do I need to take a picture with my lovely bottle of mead which is about as tall as my torso?

Should I go into mead brewing myself as soon as I gather some funds*coughsometimeafternextfewyearsthatwouldbe*?

What do you think about this mix of Trog and Cookiemonster?

What do you think his favorite drink would be?

Well...Apparently I'm not very good at giving non-alcohol related questions(Shame on you guys for already asking all the good ones!)

So err, since I've already determined when I'm coming to America (Sometime between my 21st and 24th birthday), when are YOU coming to the Netherlands?

*sniff, sniff* Smells like...Freshly baked cookies...*runs off in search of noms*

[smellie_hippie]

Yay for elicited questions!!

Do you play CCGs?
*stab*
*return stab*
Not really.
if you could be any CCG card what would you be?
*stab*
*return stab*
I would be an expensive and entertaining one, so I could retire wealthy.
Cisco or Nortel?
*stab*
*return stab*
Huh?
iPod or MP3 player?
*stab*
*return stab*
iStab... I mean, iPod.
Bose or Beats?
*stab*
*return stab*
Bose, but I have never messed around with Beats.
Mac or PC?
*stab*
*return stab*
I am currently a PC, but Steve Jobs is slowly winning my heart...
360 or PS3
*stab*
*return stab*
360, but I really mess with the wii more.
Blu Ray or DivX stream?
*stab*
*return stab*
Not cutting edge enough to have either at the moment.
TARDIS or DeLorian?
*stab*
*return stab*
TARDIS, but from the Seventies...
Hoopy or frood?
*stab*
*return stab*
Hoopy... I guess.
Invisibility cloak or elder wand?
*stab*
*return stab*
Cloak
B5 or DS9?
*stab*
*return stab*
DS9. Cisco was a badass.
Scotch or Bourbon?
*stab*
*return stab*
Scotch, but I will still lean towards a beer.
HCl or NaOH?
*stab*
*return stab*
Au. Enough of that and you can buy both!
GDI or Nod?
*stab*
*return stab*
Nod. They had cooler vehicles.
what OS do you use on your primary "computer"
*stab*
*return stab*
7
Laptop or desktop?
*stab*
*return stab*
Desktop, but see above comment on Steve Jobs.
Sniper Rifle or Shotgun?
*stab*
*return stab*
Shotgun. If it's not up close and personal, it's not fun!
GLaDOS or Wheatly?
*stab*
*return stab*
*loses some geek credit...*
Ice or Fire?
*stab*
*return stab*
Ice
favorite season?
*stab*
*return stab*
Fall
Doctor or Master?
*stab*
*return stab*
Licensed. Doctorate to follow...
What can change the nature of a man?
*stab*
*return stab*
*see question below*
Death or Cake?
*stab*
*return stab*
"I'll have the chicken."
if you had super powers would you be a hero or villan?
*stab*
*return stab*
Hero.
what super power would you like?
*stab*
*return stab*
Telepathy
what would your super alias be called?
*stab*
*return stab*
Whoa... /Keanu Reeves
Life has given you lemons, what is your reaction?
*stab*
*return stab*
Squeeze til the juice runs down... nevermind
or ?
*stab*
*return stab*
I have to admit that I like the custom...
Kosh:
Who are you?
*stab*
Morden:
What do you want?
ULTRA COMBO *stab*
Lorien:
Where are you going?
*return stab*
I am the hippie. I want coffee and beer. I'm going to make some.

Let's see, a question, I know there's at least one lying around here somewhere...

What is your next beer going to be?
I plan on making a clone of Youngs Double Chocolate Stout.

Do you ever intend to try a lager?
Yes, it will need to wait until my kegerator is fully functional.

What esoteric methods do you guys use to keep your locale from collapsing in on itself from all of the awesome? There's just too much there for a town that size without invoking some sort of pact or something.
Support girders made of win.

What beer have you not yet tried to make but want to, someday, and why haven't you made any yet?
I need to try my hand at a Lambic. Specifically a close of Framboise Pomme Lambic. I haven't made it becasue it's pretty funky with adding extra infections to the Wort and is likely to ruin your gear for making anything else in those buckets... ever.

Is there something you'd like for me to try and have ready for the October meetup?
Anythign that strikes your fancy. October might be a brisk month, so something with some BODY!

Well if you're going to drag me out here with a PM and what not....Might as well, you dastardly Hippie, bribing me with shiny PM's to catch my attention and alluring promises of cookies... >.>

So how many different kinds of brews have you brewed?

Eleven. Nut Brown Ale, Whiskey Scottish Ale, Coffee Porter, Honey Brown, Orange Mead, Blackberry Mead, Imperial Aged Oak, Double IPA, Belgian clone of Gulden Draak, Kosher Bacon Schwartz, and a failed attempt at a Chocolate Stout.
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

Beer!
What are your feelings about that I since this summer have Regular Customer Bonus at the resident Mead stand of dutch medieval/fantasy fairs/fests?

*jealous*
Do I need to take a picture with my lovely bottle of mead which is about as tall as my torso?

*doubly jealous*
Should I go into mead brewing myself as soon as I gather some funds*coughsometimeafternextfewyearsthatwouldbe*?

Absolutely! Brewing is awesome!
What do you think about this mix of Trog and Cookiemonster?

It is filled with win... and cookies!
What do you think his favorite drink would be?

*smoking cookie milkshake*
Well...Apparently I'm not very good at giving non-alcohol related questions(Shame on you guys for already asking all the good ones!)

So err, since I've already determined when I'm coming to America (Sometime between my 21st and 24th birthday), when are YOU coming to the Netherlands?

Fondest hope is that I will take Faerie on a European tour on our Tenth Anniversary.... which is in two years.
*sniff, sniff* Smells like...Freshly baked cookies...*runs off in search of noms*

[Serpentine]

Have you ever travelled overseas?

If so, what event really drove it home that you weren't in your own country anymore?

What place/s do you most and least want to visit?

What have you recently discovered or worked out about yourself?

In what ways have you changed since you were half your current age?

In what ways have you stayed the same?

What are you most proud of?

What are you most ashamed of?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your greatest regret?

What do you consider the best and worst of each of your senses (that is, what do you think is the best and worst smell, taste, etc)?

Wanna meet whenever I end up in your part of the world?

[Haruki-kun]

How did you come across GITP?

Ah liek you, do you liek me?

[smellie_hippie]

Have you ever travelled overseas?

Sadly no, I have not. I have been to the Great White North, but that is as far "out of country" as I have ever been..."

If so, what event really drove it home that you weren't in your own country anymore?

I will re-answer this question when I have the oportunity to fulfill the previous question...

What place/s do you most and least want to visit?

Ireland, England, Germany... least would be Antarctica.

What have you recently discovered or worked out about yourself?

I have a moderately green thumb.

In what ways have you changed since you were half your current age?

I became old enough to buy my own beer, and feel like I became a much more thoughtful and generous person.

In what ways have you stayed the same?

I still REALLY love beer!

What are you most proud of?

My children

What are you most ashamed of?

I am ashamed that I have only come as far in life as I am now. I know that had I put more effort in the beginning of my adult life, I would have been much more successful, still had plenty of learning experiences and mistake and would not need to struggle as much as I do right now...

What is your greatest achievement?

Same answer as two questions back

What is your greatest regret?

Some things are best left unsaid

What do you consider the best and worst of each of your senses (that is, what do you think is the best and worst smell, taste, etc)?

Sight = I can see fairly well, but I have poor night vision.
Smell = I don't have the same gag reflexes that many people do about certain smells, but I also don't pursue armoas of foods and fine cuisine.
Hearing = I love listening to music, but have probably damaged my hearing a little from years of heavy metal in the 80's.
Touch = I am not ticklish! I also massage harder than I mean to when I am helping my wife try to relax at night...
Taste = I have trouble discerning some of the finer points of cuisine that many speak of, but I can eat hot and fiery foods with little hesitation.

Wanna meet whenever I end up in your part of the world?

Absolutely! I don't think your expedition was bringing you very close to me though...

How did you come across GITP?

A friend I gamed with told me to read the comic, and then encouraged me to join the forum. He later informed me that he knew Llama... and history was made!

Ah liek you, do you liek me?

Yes!!

I am entertained that I can't post the lengthy reply in the quotes, without typing somthing out of the quote boxes...

[Archonic Energy]

What is best in life?

When do you think that ruggedly hansome Archon will triumph?

When are you going to come to a UKitP meet?

if i said "you may walk beside me or infront of me, but never behind me" who would i be quoting?

are you one of the 2/3rds of americans that don't own a passport?

if i was standing in one state, fired a gun in another state, the bullet passed through the a third state, hit you in a forth state and you died in the fith state who would, which state would i be charged in?

where is there a 5 state point?

[smellie_hippie]

*stabbity*

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you... and to hear the lamentations of the women.

When do you think that ruggedly hansome Archon will triumph?

Well, since it would be over my dead body, I suppose that would be your answer.

When are you going to come to a UKitP meet?

Seriously, I hope to make one in the next two years. We have unfinished business...

if i said "you may walk beside me or infront of me, but never behind me" who would i be quoting?

Arnold Judas Rimmer?

are you one of the 2/3rds of americans that don't own a passport?

Currently, yes. This is to be rectified by the end of the year...

if i was standing in one state, fired a gun in another state, the bullet passed through the a third state, hit you in a forth state and you died in the fith state who would, which state would i be charged in?

The fifth state. There aren't any such places in the US that I am aware of, but there are places where you can see 4 or more different states...

where is there a 5 state point?

Guess I already asnwered this one as well...

[Reinholdt]

Why aren't you over in Playground Squares answering your questions there?

[smellie_hippie]

Why aren't you over in Playground Squares answering your questions there?

Smart ass. I actually meant to last night, but had trouble getting computer access. Plan on answering it tonight...

[Archonic Energy]

*Sta... you know what i'll leave it... FOR NOW.

When do you think that ruggedly hansome Archon will triumph?

Well, since it would be over my dead body, I suppose that would be your answer.

Soon then.

if i said "you may walk beside me or infront of me, but never behind mebut I'll never turn my back on you again." who would i be quoting?

Arnold Judas Rimmer?

Sorry, screwed that up a bit. & it was Nog

if i was standing in one state, fired a gun in another state, the bullet passed through the a third state, hit you in a forth state and you died in the fith state who would, which state would i be charged in?

The fifth state. There aren't any such places in the US that I am aware of, but there are places where you can see 4 or more different states...

Damn... that's what i get for ripping off Sideshow Bob's Plan

where is there a 5 state point?

Guess I already asnwered this one as well...
i guess i'll have to do "something" here...

[ghost_warlock]

And, thus, another smellie interview draws to a close. Thanks a lot, Mr. _hippie. As always, I hope you had a great time answering our invasive questions. Please help yourself to some snacks and a copy of the home game.

Ghost directs him to the stack of hand-mirrors at the back of the room.

Next up, everyone prepare yourself for furry annihilation assist me in welcoming Wookieetank!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[rakkoon]

Where's my shipment of Wookie Grenades?
Do you have facial hair?
What was your craziest hairdo ever ?

[Wookieetank]

1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?
Never had a crush on a fictional character (too busy having crushes on real life people), but always found Luna (particularly evil Luna) from Luar quite attractive.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?
I've always been myself and made no pretenses to be anything but.

3. Roses or orchids?
Orchids, roses are overrated and lame.

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?
Knowning that at least in my small part of the world I'm actively making a positive difference.

5. How did you get to be so awesome?
Don't know any other way to be.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?
Ten years ago I was 16, and I'm not really sure of anything that I wish I woulda known then.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?
My wife, she makes life entertaining and puts up with my randomness.

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?
Meriwether Lewis, The Lewis and Clark expedition was always my favorite part of history.

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?
For being true to myself.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)
Are the zombies gone yet? (picture of a cat peeking out of a sink)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?
Time travel! so I could take Gozilla back to the time of the dinosars and watch Godzilla and a T-rex duke it out

12. Beards or babies?
Beared babies of course! Can't get much dwarfier than that.

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?
I've made up words, but found them all in the urban dictionary, so I suppose I just pulled them from the collective unconciousness more than made them up on my own.

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?
A philisophical pokemon, yeah thats all I got for that one.

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
Thanks to this question I now have several running through my head, including but not limited to the 1812 overture, Stars and Stripes forever and the Entertainer.

16. Favorite mythological monster?
Wookiees. Or the Kraken if you prefer earth mythology. And Griffons for pseudo-monster.

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?
In the ruins of a once great city.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?
With SCIENCE!

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?
Yes.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?
Used to enjoy doing the chain mail questionaires back in the day, thought it'd be fun to do something similar again.


Where's my shipment of Wookie Grenades?
Sorry, I was hungry. At least it was spicy though

Do you have facial hair?
But of course!

What was your craziest hairdo ever ?
Self imposed: Bald
Imposed by several female friends in college: Copious ammounts of random mini-ponytails when my hair was at its longest ever.

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[Wookieetank]

What question would you like to be asked?
Ones that I can answer snarkily and truthfully at the same time.

What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
Small, furry, cuddly and friendly. Hurray for Ewoks and guinea pigs

What is the square root of Pi?
Pi crust in a square pan

What's your favorite OOTS strip?
Don't so much have a favorite strip so much as story arc, quite enjoyed evil Varsuvius it was interesting and unpredictable.

What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
Not entirely sure how I feel about Erfworld even after reading the entire first book. It was odd yet intriguing, and no one strip really stood out for me.

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
About the same, other than having more time to make my comments more creatively snarky online than in real life.

Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
I choose the third option! Save both, and the WORLD!

What is your favorite word?
Convoluted, its just fun to say.

What is your least favorite word?
Complaining, only cause I hear so much of it every day at work.

What makes you enthusiastic?
Kids, playing with them every day as part of my job makes it the awesome thing that it is. Can't wait to have my own either.

What disappoints you?
Betrayal, and how.

What sound do you love?
Music!

What sound do you hate?
People fighting.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Teacher, I've been told I'm good at it, the job market for teachers is just miserable right now though

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Business, or economics. Had class induced narcolepsy the one time I was required to take an econ course. Would blink my eyes and 20-40 minutes of the class would dissapear. Terribly boring subject.

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
Yes and its swiss cheese. Yum!

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
Only if I'm "go"ing to be sneaking up on them

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
Combat shotgun, nuff said.

Are you running to something, or from something?
Yes, but the question is what, and I'm not sure, but at least its good exercise.

What's the magic word?
Spam.

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
Blue, blue and more blue. Don't really own too many other colors.

What do you like to collect?
Video games, books, and more books.

How many avatars do you have?
Not really sure anymore, depends on what game or medium we're talking about.

Are you ever coming to GenCon?
I'd like to, the timing of it just hasn't worked out for me yet.

What type of chocolate do you prefer?
Anything with carmel in it, or nougat, mmm

What type and how many pets do you have?
I have 3 guinea pigs and 2 younger brothers

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
Only the storm chasing shows, although seeing the forecast and then looking out a window to see how blatently wrong it is can be amusing at times.

[ghost_warlock]

Thanks, Wookieetank, it's been a pleasure. I hope you had a snarkily pleasant time. Please help yourself to some refreshments and you complimentary copy of the home game as we move to our next interview.

Ghost directs him to the stack of hand-mirrors by the donuts and bowl of battery acid at the back.

Creatures of the audience, please get your questions ready for our next victim, Ellardin!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?