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2017-04-25, 11:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dysfunctional Rules IX: 1d3 Dysfunctions from the 8th Level List
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2017-04-26, 05:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Beholders.
They attack most other forms of Beholder on sight. They dream other Beholders into existence and then fight to the death, although that might only be 5e.
But the big problem is, their flight is (Su) as they don't have wings.
Which means, if two Beholders get into a fight, which is exceedingly likely, they just writhe around hopelessly on the ground at a speed of 5ft, trying to bite each other for a ludicrously small amount of damage which only hits on a crit.
I'm not sure if this is a dysfunction, but it's hilarious.
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2017-04-26, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-04-26, 06:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-04-26, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Zombie:
Skills
A zombie has no skills.Skills
A skeleton has no skills.Skills
Petitioners have no skills. Previous skills are lost.
Problems?
Technically speaking, nobody have "skills" - they may have skill list, skill ranks, and skill modifiers, but not just "skills"
This aside, how the heck exactly works complete lack of skills?
For example, Climb skill - it's Str-based skill, so Zombies likely to have at least +1 from ability bonus alone; also, there are creatures with Climb speed, which should give them +8 on all Climb checks (such as Dire Ape Zombie and Dire Rat Skeleton), but their Skills line is still empty/absent; are they among those mega-dumb Undeads who even incapable to climb a stair?
Or Jump skill - one more Str-based not-trained-only skill; does it's absence in statblocks mean Cat Skeleton (for example) is completely incapable to jump?
Or how about the Listen/Spot skills? Are those undead completely blind and deaf as well?
At least Skeletons and Zombies have excuse of being Undead and Mindless (shoddy excuse - those things, while true, doesn't prevent them from understanding master's orders and wielding clubs without penalties); Petitioners have their bodies and mind intact (specific exceptions aside)
Not a "real dysfunction", just a fluff complain:Originally Posted by Player's Handbook
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2017-04-26, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Their nose can't be too sensitive, or else they'll be overwhelmed! You gotta have that goldilocks zone of sensitive smell.
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2017-04-26, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-04-26, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Something I noticed while looking through PrC's for an upcoming game today:
Originally Posted by PHB p.50
As far as I've found, there is exactly one class with SA damage that circumvents this: the 3.0 Lasher PrC. Everything else either copies the rogue SA entry but replaces 'rogue' with the class name, or just says 'gains sneak attack as a rogue would' or similar.
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2017-04-26, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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You cannot whip a creature's weak points for MASSIVE DAMAGE. This seems... entirely reasonable.
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2017-04-26, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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And yet I can kill giant enemy crabs with halfling skiprocks or a club larger than the enemy i'm fighting all day long and still get a sneak attack
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2017-04-27, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-04-27, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-04-27, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Dysfunctional Rules IX: 1d3 Dysfunctions from the 8th Level List
Interestingly enough, this also means that you can't deal nonlethal damage with something like a truncheon or merciful weapon.
Unless of course the mage has pre-buffed with antimagic field and is circumventing it by normal means.
EDIT: In another issue, vampires who had familiars must trade them in for a bat or rat as the old one runs away. This is worded broadly so would apply even to improved familiars, making the feat worthless.Last edited by The Viscount; 2017-04-30 at 01:34 PM.
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2017-04-30, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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If you buy an explorer's outfit, you can get any item included with it so long as you might need it.
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2017-04-30, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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There are no general Including Items With Other Items rules that the Explorer's Outfit runs afoul of, so the only relevant rules are in the text of the item itself. "Includes any extra items you might need" isn't a RAW statement about all items everywhere, but a description indicating it includes other sorts of exploring related items.
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2017-05-01, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Extended signature here. Contains: 2 avatars, 3 quotes, a doggo and his friends.
Kitchen Crashers: an adventure building Iron Chef - First edition running 20/04/18-18/05/18.
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2017-05-01, 12:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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True... but even if it did...
If you're "exploring" a Library, you might need an index... or a book that translates the texts.
If you're exploring a dungeon, you might need a lit torch... or a flask of alchemist's fire to throw on a swarm of spiders... or a map of the dungeon... or a book that explains how to disable the trap you just found.
Yeah, there's a lot of things you could "need" while you're "exploring".
Heck, if you want to get really bad... what about when you're "exploring your sexuality"?Last edited by Dagroth; 2017-05-01 at 12:33 PM.
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2017-05-01, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-05-01, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-05-01, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-05-01, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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See, I read that as using an English idiom, where 'any [things] you might need' is a general statement of category, and not a specific statement of including absolutely everything. I concede that it's possible to read it that way. Doing so seems a bit too Drax the Destroyer for my tastes though.
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2017-05-01, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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The explorer's outfit, by RAW, might come with items that are otherwise unobtainable, like scuba gear.
The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2017-05-01, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well georgie did say they read it in a way that's not dysfunctional, and OP has this to say:
Unless every possible reading of the text is dysfunctional no matter how you read it (even if it's dysfunctional in different ways).
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2017-05-01, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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That is my point, yes. I put forth that there's a difference between the literal writing and the literal meaning. That is, the giant here is not physically restraining an unspecified something,, even though those are the words being used. Expressions taken as a whole can have a meaning distinct from the individual pieces.
This is distinct from things like Drown Healing. That 'works' not because of idiomatic expressions, but because the rules are actually quite specific, albeit lacking a clause about what happens if your HP is low.
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2017-05-02, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sorry, this is the RAW dysfunction thread, not the RAM ("Rules as meant") dysfunction thread.
You can attack into a square but only if you think that a creature with total concealment is in it. It's unclear how exactly this works, especially if multiple creatures occupy that square somehow.