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Thread: Do you get spam calls?
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2018-02-27, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
My parents keep getting them from people claiming to be TalkTalk and telling them there router is faulty and they need to download some stuff to their computer. Lucky the first time a computer savvy friend was there who took the phone and blasted the caller for trying to con a couple of pensioners. Dad just hangs up on them now
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2018-02-27, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
PAYG (pay as you go) is critical. PAYG is designed for poor people. Scammers target the rich, because they have money that they might be conned out of. If you don't want spam, switch to PAYG.
Then the spammers will switch too, but they'll have to filter out the poor people, and that will be *interesting*.
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2018-02-27, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-27, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-27, 09:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Seriously, having fun with the spammers - when they're real people, not robots - brings a touch of joy to my bitter, blackened husk of a heart.
I remember one gag I pulled back when I was a teenager. Don't know how I got onto a list, but somehow, people started calling my parents' house asking for me. And since I was in high school, my parents decided that I should field this crap myself. So they called, and started into the usual shpiel, "I'm calling to offer you the such-and-such credit card-"
At which point I interrupted with a familiar and unmistakable phrase. "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery, please."
What happened next still makes me smile. The poor fool kept trying to jump into his script about credit cards. Each time, I would interrupt with my pizza order. "A large cheese, please." "No, no other toppings." "Oh, and breadsticks!" "No peppers in the box, please. I know you do that sometimes, but please, it's a turn-off for me."
Guy got so frustrated he handed me over to a supervisor. I proceeded to place my order again. Supervisor guaranteed me it would arrive in thirty minutes.
It did not arrive in thirty minutes. To this day, I do not have that credit card. That supervisor lied to me. About pizza.
I've used multiple iterations of that gag since then. (Or I used to, before the robots.) Carry on a completely different conversation than the telemarketer. Confuses the fool out of them. Know what I've learned from this?
A lot of them aren't allowed to hang up unless you say "No."
Dwell on that thought for a moment. You thought they had the power because they keep calling you? Oh, no. You, my friend, you have the power, because they're not allowed to hang up without a definite "No" on your part.
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2018-02-28, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
The problem with that kind of thing is that you have to spend time on it.
Funniest spam story I have, not counting things I just heard or read about, is for email rather than phone. I got a pretty typical "we have all this money to give you, we just need a few things first" scam message. The funny part was that the supposed source of this money was a government fund for compensating victims of email scams.Last edited by Douglas; 2018-02-28 at 03:44 AM.
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2018-02-28, 10:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
What really blows to me is that we get all these spam calls from local numbers. I just avoid any number I don't know now, and I think that's a pretty unfortunate state of affairs. Maybe someone should contact the FCC......... oh right.
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2018-02-28, 11:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
I have a pay as you go phone, and I still get some junk calls. Of course, it was my phone number for my dog sitting and math tutoring businesses back when I used to have those, so it probably ended up in whatever databases you end up in when you list a business phone number on various government forms. (Also on assorted real-life bulletin boards back when I was actually running this business, because people will call a total stranger to deal with their dog and/or children based on who has business cards up at the local coffee shop, but that was years ago.)
I get fewer than my dad does, but his cell phone number (contract) used to be his landline number, which seems to mean extra junk calls. His current landline number (which was basically free with his cable/mobile/internet/etc. package) gets so many that he's just turned off the ringer and checks for messages every now and then, since he doesn't give out that number.
That sounds DELIGHTFUL. If I didn't pay for my phone service by the minute, I'd be tempted to take that up. (I have an old T-Mobile prepaid plan where you can put $100 at a time on the phone, calls are 10 cents a minute, and your minutes don't expire for a year. Since I hate talking on the phone, I generally spend about $200/year on my cell phone bill.)
I've also heard of people saying things like "hang on, let me go find a pen" and then wandering off for 5 or 10 minutes. "Oh, ok I've found one now. So, you were saying something about the googles? Ooops, wait, now I need to go get the dog back inside since I think I hear the mailman...." 5 or 10 minutes pass "Well, that got complicated! Let's just say that I never knew the insides of a vole could get quite that all over patio furniture before. So, about those googles, I'm ready to write it down now...oh, wait, this pen is out of ink. Hang on...."
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2018-02-28, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Huh, weird. There're more than enough places on earth, you land at the airport, first thing you'll meet after claiming your baggage are people from the local major telecom brands that will nearly force a PAYG Sim card on you, so you can stay mobile when out of country/in their country, coupled to public WLAN access, all the usual. (I still got an PAYG Sim card from Estonia in my iPad, as that offers more LTE EU roaming data than my regular contract card...)
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2018-02-28, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
It can be fun. The best I've had were two cold calls - one from a tobacco lobbying group making some interesting health claims about tobacco that I tore into, and one from someone claiming to be a carpet cleaning company that I managed to drag on for about five minutes by asking about a series of increasingly unlikely floor surfaces and whether they could clean them, starting with chrome steel flooring and gradually ramping up in implausibility to outright packed earth.
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2018-02-28, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-28, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ironically, one of my best was entirely by accident - I didn't realize until later what I had done.
This was also in my teenage years. At that time, while I was great at grasping abstract mathematical concepts, concrete measurements eluded me. My attempts to "eyeball" things like distance, size, and weight were hilariously off.
So, a phone call comes in from a military recruiter. Once again, my awesome parents decide that I'm old enough that this shouldn't be their problem, and hand the phone off to me. Now, despite the person I am now, the person I was then was legitimately trying to be helpful and cooperative with this recruiter. That me was genuinely trying to answer questions. Unfortunately, the recruiter asked for some basic physical information over the phone.
"Weight? Oh, couple hundred pounds, maybe two or three, I guess. Height? Four... I'd say four feet, give or take an inch or two."
I honestly wouldn't have blamed the guy for assuming I was jerking him around. It wasn't until later, when my parents - who had been listening and holding in their laughter - explained to me just how far off I'd been that I appreciated his perplexed reactions.My headache medicine has a little "Ex" inscribed on the pill. It's not a brand name; it's an indicator that it works inside an Anti-Magic Field.
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2018-02-28, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
Most of them are spoofed numbers fed through software-based phone systems; they reflect as some random number in (insert your local area code here), but the number your phone gives as the call source doesn't really need to have anything to do with the actual location of the caller. It's probably illegal, but you're talking about operations performing probably-illegal automated calling or trying to perform outright scams already, so what do they care.
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2018-03-01, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Man I had like 4 automated calls today. Unfortunately though it annoys me less to pick up a call I know is going to be spam than to let a phone ring out. Luckily my cell doesn't get them. When I get my own place I'm not even going to install a landline.
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2018-03-01, 04:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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I live in the UK, and I don't get spam calls on my mobile, except from my mobile phone provider, of course.
My mother has a landline at her house and she gets one or two spam calls a day, but she's signed up to Telephone Preference Service (no spam calls) so the only ones she gets are from abroad, and her handset identifies them readily enough.
I took one at her house when I was visiting, and yes, he claimed to be calling from Windows to tell me about a virus I had. I wasn't convinced.
Having worked for a company that deals with financial fraud, I've had a customer who was calling back because she'd found her bank details now, and wanted to help the nice indian man protect her account. It makes me feel ill to know that there are people who will happily scam pensioners who don't know enough about the internet and the modern world to understand to trust nobody who asks you for that stuff.
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2018-03-01, 04:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
Won't do much for robocalls, but for people calls, you can always go by the "We don't use..." method.
"Hi, I'm Christine, calling from XX Hygiene Essentials..."
"I'm sorry to cut you off, but we don't use hygiene essentials."
"These are articles like soap and cleaning products."
"We don't use soap and cleaning products."
"You don't use cleaning products?"
"Nope. We like our dirt."
"I see... Well in that case, have a nice day."
"You too, Christine."
"Hi, Im Chris from XX Stream, may I speak to the person in charge of beverages and refreshements?"
"We don't use refreshments for our staff."
"Don't they get thirsty then? We are prepared to offer your company free beverages..."
"Our staff is not allowed to drink beverages. Only tap water."
"I see... We can deliver mineral water as well..."
"No thanks, the PH value is much too low in that garbage.""
"Oookay. Thanks for your time then... Have a nice day."
"You too, Chris."
"Hi, I'm calling from company X. Your company recently participated in one of our surveys, and we would like to send you a box of chocolate to thank you. Could I speak to the person in charge of Toner Cartridge aquisition?"
"I'm sorry, but we don't use toner cartridges."
"Don't you use printers."
"Sure, but we just throw them out when they're out of toner."
"Hello, I am Jonathan calling from X. We are offering companies in your area courses in personnel training and development. We would..."
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but we don't use personnel training and development. We prefer to keep our staff just like they were in 1980."
"Hello, I would like to speak to the person in charge of advertising."
"I'm sorry, but our company doesn't use advertising."
"You don't advertise? Then how do you get new customers?"
"We like our present customers, and don't want any new ones. We intend to grow old and die with our customers."
"Hello, this is Gia from Analysis Institute X. May I speak to someone over the age of 18 who drives a car?""
"I'm sorry, but we don't use cars."
"Then how do you get to work?"
"We are required to ride bikes by company policy. Our company is very environmentally conscious."
"Oh, how fascinating. Well not much point in me asking then. You have a nice day."
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2018-03-01, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
The only ones I regularly get are from health insurance companies, and then only with people, never from robots. Maybe one a week. I once got one from some Indian guy who claimed to be from tech support. I actually fell for that one, since I had myself called a support company the day before and they said they'd get back to me. Of course, then they wanted remote access to my computer and for me to tell them my passwords, so I hung up.
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2018-03-01, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
Lately my employer issued cell phone with a 415 (San Francisco) area code, has been getting lots of pre-recorded messages of what I think is Chinese.
And there's always lots of detailed info about the results of other peoples medical test results.
I think there's lots of "fishing" for people who answer calls.
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2018-03-01, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-03-26, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
I get robo calls for ridiculous things like there being a "problem with my home-owner's insurance" (I live in an apartment) or asking me to verify information in my account at some bank that I know I've never had an account with. My favorite spam calls are the ones that start by saying "This is not a sales call! You have been referred by a friend or neighbor!"
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2018-03-26, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
Yes. Mostly hangups since I call screen.
Lots of health insurance, home repair/maintenance, and around election season polls/infomercials.
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2018-03-27, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
Does the PAYG thing actually make a difference? While I understand that it generally implies that you have less income to lose to a scam, there could also be a perception that people who are lower on the income scale are also less sophisticated when it come to spotting and avoiding those scams. In terms of more conventional scams, there are plenty of real people in prison who decided that scamming a large number of lower-middle income folks out of what little they have was just as viable as trying to get a lot out of a few more affluent victims.
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2018-03-27, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-03-27, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
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2018-03-27, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
One of the few I have played (I kept my temper with them better in those days) was someone trying to sell me a conservatory. I kept him on the line for 15 minutes before telling him that I lived in a second floor (third floor to USians) flat. To give the guy due credit, he took it very well.
Mind you, my absolute favorite was the guy who, finding out that I was not interested and in fact fed up of getting these calls, calmly gave me the Telephone Preference Service contact details.Warning: This posting may contain wit, wisdom, pathos, irony, satire, sarcasm and puns. And traces of nut.
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2018-03-27, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-03-28, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-03-28, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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I received a spam text to my work phone today that read:
FRM:[some phone number]@[some website]
MSG:Wells Fargo Blocked Card
www.[something]-verification.com
I don't have a Wells Fargo card, nor do I use my work phone for financial stuff.
"Nice" try.
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2018-03-29, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
PAYG (pay as you go) is critical. PAYG is designed for poor people. Scammers target the rich, because they have money that they might be conned out of. If you don't want spam, switch to PAYG.
Then the spammers will switch too, but they'll have to filter out the poor people, and that will be *interesting*.
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2018-03-29, 02:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Do you get spam calls?
I get a more upmarket form of spam call on my mobile (which is PAYG as it happens) but it probably requires a bit of background...
I used to be an IT contractor which meant I had my own company and my mobile number was listed as a director's number; my brother now has the company (electrical engineering contractor) but I am still a director (UK legal reasons) tough I have not been the primary contact in years.
So, what I get as spam calls is a mixture of:
1. Companies trying to check details for updating the listing in online directories.
2. Companies trying to sell telecom services.
3. Companies trying to conduct surveys of local businesses, ostensibly for the local authority.
4. Companies trying to sell financial services (these can actually be aimed at IT contractors).
and occasionally companies trying to sell other things.
Normally the personal spam (about accidents I haven't had) come as texts not calls.Last edited by Khedrac; 2018-03-29 at 02:43 AM.