HALO 78: I wrote this novel just for you.......

[Tempest Fennac]

HALO

Heroic
Anti-Evil and
Lawbreaking
Organization

((Banner thanks to Almighty Salmon!))
We may need a new banner, avatarists, please helps us get a new one!

HALO, an organisation of holiness, light, fun, and roleplay!
Joining is simple, you keep your soul, and your blood... And someone else keeps their blood as well (well, usually).
All you have to do is...

1. Must be non-evil
2. PM another HALO member
3. Ask to join
4. They might ask questions... So answer them!
5. You're in if you are found worthy!

Just that!

We also have a wikispace for more information, such as member lists!

Member awards as well (since we rock!)

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HALO I
HALO II
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HALO IV
HALO V
HALO VI
HALO VII
HALO VIII
HALO IX
HALO X
HALO XI
HALO XII
HALO XIII
HALO XIV
HALO XV
HALO XVI
HALO XVII
HALO XVIII
HALO XIX: Now thinking with Portals
HALO XX: I Hate Roman Numerals.
HALO XXI: Randomness Present 24/7.
HALO XXII: I'll be coming home, just to be alone...
HALO XXIII: Yes, we ARE watching you...
HALO XXIV: Yeah, we're that cool!
HALO XXV: Where Sleep is the Answer
HALO XXVI: Too many threads to count.
HALO XXVII: What are you looking at?!
HALO XXVIII: Romance is More Important than You, AMEN
HALO XXIX: 'Cuz We're So Much Better!
HALO XXX: Brand Spankin' New!
HALO XXXI: Look Out, Super Bowl!
HALO XXXII: What do you mean "overpowered"?
HALO XXXIII: The sea's evaporating, though it comes as no surprise....
XXXIV: We Switched to Decaf.
HALO XXXV: Open to Suggestions
HALO XXXVI More seasons then.....
HALO XXXVII: I blame your for the moonlit sky...
HALO XXXVIII: He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done
HALO XXXIX: In Dee Ana Jones and the Invaders of the Last Quark!!!
HALO XL: To see the right....
HALO XLI: This was a triumph, I'm making a note here....
HALO XLII: Can't hear the rhythm for the drums.
HALO XLIII: He Who Wishes to Secure.....
HALO XLIV: I see a man with a flag and he leads the procession...
HALO XLV: I'm Good Because I Didn't Shoot
XLVI: I don't believe in the sky bully.
HALO XLVII: I ride this train in the windswept afternoon.....
HALO XLVIII: If we couldn't laugh, we would go insane.
HALO XLIX: . . . Sense? What's that?
HALO L: In HALO, Evil Fight You!
HALO LI: Link! He come to town, then he left.
HALO LII: This thread is what all true warriors strive for!
HALO LIII: You're a Little Short for Gods...
HALO LIV: War! What is it good for?
HALO LV: Absolutely nothing of importance or value
HALO LVI: More kids than an orphanage
It's okay if the good guys do it......
HALO LVIII: Tom Cruise Crazy.
HALO LVIX: Who's Gonna Tell You When It's Too Late
HALO LX: The End Of The World As We Know It.
HALO LXI: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
HALO LXII: Quote, what quote? Where?
HALO LXIII: This is not Sparta
HALO LXIV: We do not require additional pylons
HALO LXV: Do you believe in Miracles?
HALO LXVI: Song to say goodbye...
HALO LXVII: Oww my IQ.
HALO LXVIII: Shiiiiiny!
HALO LXIX/69: Get your mind into the gutter
HALO LXX: Mouthwash? Good deeds don't leave a bad aftertaste
HALO LXXI: Title Broke
HALO 71/LXXII (apparently): All Good People Know Good People
HALO LXXIII: Some Have Greatness Thrust Upon Them
HALO LXXIV: Strange Infatuation Seems to Grace the Evening Tide.....
HALO 75: Now with Arabic Numerals!
HALO LXXVI (I think): The incredible, edible egg, er, thread.
HALO 77: (insert pop culture reference here).

[Chas the mage]

I used to be human... completely human...

[Tempest Fennac]

How did you end up as a cyborg?

(The thread title is the opening line of a Placebo song called Blue America. If CMOT had a title which he really wanted to use, I'll change it if he wants me to.)

[Chas the mage]

well when i was very young, i was taken away and done experementation on. they whre trying to make it so i cou;d have infinite cybernetic enchancments. the average person can only have one or two. they succeeded, but then the program got shut down. then i decided i would use this newfound ability to my advantage and got myself cybernetically enchanced... and my hand replaced.
he holds up his robotic left hand and begins to move it around.

[Volug]

This is weird...

[Tempest Fennac]

Tempest looks really worried.What happened to the people who did that to you? To Kiba. Are you sure this is weirder then a lot of the other things which have happened here?

[Volug]

He smells weird, like some walls and stuff.

He's refering to a metalic and/or machine-like smell.

[Em Blackleaf]

Hey, cyborg. What's your name? I'm Em. Cool arm.
(CMOT wanted to start the thread because we were planning on hosting a winter holiday party thing)

[Tempest Fennac]

(Can the party still go ahead?) That's probably the machine parts, Kiba. Hi, Em. How have you been?

[Volug]

Kiba sniffs Em.

((I had no idea, bleh...))

[Em Blackleaf]

(uh, sure, I guess. we could probably just start the party in the middle of this thread or something)

Hey, Tempest. I've been good. And you? Em is sniff'd. Hey, Kiba.

[Tempest Fennac]

I've been fine thanks. Not much has been happening lately, though.

[Volug]

Huh? Who are you?

Kiba can't really remember her.

[Em Blackleaf]

Really? That's boring. Em directs her attention back to Kiba. It's me, Em Blackleaf! Head Chef of HALO! I was here in the beginning.

[Volug]

... Wait, so that means you can cook, right...?

[Em Blackleaf]

Yeah! Want a steak? Em vaguely remembers Kiba liking steak.

[Volug]

Yeah, thanks a lot!

Kiba seems a lot happier now.

[Em Blackleaf]

Okay, you're welcome. Em leaves to the kitchen and moments late, returns with a hot steak on a plate. In fantasy worlds, steak takes no time to cook. Here ya go.

[Chas the mage]

((undeadtime))
the cyborg is sitting on a couch in the greatroom by the fire.

[Vespe Ratavo]

There is a knock on the door. Yes, I am fully aware the HALO base is at the bottom of the ocean, and there are defenses, but one can clearly hear the knocking.

[Tempest Fennac]

I'll be back in a few minutes. Tempest goes to answer the door. Who is it?

[Volug]

I want that fantasy world in my fridge NAO

Kiba bites it and eats it quickly.



A DRD will open the "door" unless Tempest does.

[Vespe Ratavo]

There's no reply.

[Tempest Fennac]

Tempest gets a DRD to open the dor while getting ready to teleport out of the way.

[Em Blackleaf]

(Masato, that fridge thing sounds weird, if you didn't read my other post. )

So, Cyborg, I didn't catch your name. I'm Em.

[Volug]

(I want steak to cook instantly >.>
If it's something different other then that, I wouldn't get it, at all >.>)

[Em Blackleaf]

(No, just sounds silly.)

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hi! Vespe is standing in the doorway. Behind him, instead of the usual bottom-of-the-sea stuff, is a huge, strange looking room. What are you all doing at the bottom of the sea? You know there's sharks and jellyfish and children's cartoon characters down here! Not to mention bards who go flying around time and space in police boxes that happen to be bigger on the inside. Who are you lot, anyway?

[Tempest Fennac]

I'm Tempest.......Weren;t you here during that fight with GLOG a while back?

[Volug]

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deadtime, I'm going on Guild Wars.