LGBTAitp - Part Eleven

[Jacklu]

Welcome, one and all.

This is a thread where we Playgrounders, and LGBTAitp in particular, gather to discuss, share our experiences, give general advice and support one another in such matters as arise relating to, well, the world beyond heteronormaitivity.

• Everyone is welcome. Let's try to keep from seeming otherwise.
• Keep this topic free of politics and religion. (so, don't violate the board rules, plz)
• It's beyond the scope of this thread to discuss whether LGBT is "Right." (And really, most discussions probably should avoid moralizing too much anyway)
• Please refrain from posting sexually explicit content. (Keep it friendly as well as board safe )

If you would rather be anonymous when asking for advice or sharing your story or views, you can use the address below to send a message to be posted in this thread via proxy.

http://anonmail.smeenet.org/

Keep in mind that content which contain strong language may be filtered (Plus, y'know, the forum-filters), and content that violates the forum rules won't be posted at all.

Here are the links for the last few threads, where much of use or interest may be found:

1. LGBT people in the playground
   
2. LGBT people in the playground - part II
   
3. LGBTitp - part III
   
4. LGBTitp 4: We are a family?
   
5. LGBTitp - Part Five
   
6. LGBTitp - Part Six
   
7. LGBTitp - Part Seven
   
8. LGBTitp - Part Eight
   
9. LGBTitp - Part Nine
   
10. LGBTitp - Part Ten

*modified from the original.

[Jacklu]

New thread already! Sorry for swooping in with the new thread so soon after the last hit fifty, but I have been distracted lately and wanted to be sure I didn't miss it on accident.

[turkishproverb]

We all know you're really just trying to disrupt my nefarious plans.

[Da Beast]

How come women get all the good drinks? I'm drinking coconut rum with orange juice right now, and it's delicious. My brothers always trying to make me drink some Jameson, and while I like Irish accents as much as everyone else on earth, I'm not a fan of whiskey. Also, I'm pretty sure that whatever comedian said that drinking wine coolers would make you grow a vagina was lying. If that worked I'd guzzle a six pack right now. And then another one to celebrate. And then another one for good measure. *broods*

[Derjuin]

How come women get all the good drinks? I'm drinking coconut rum with orange juice right now, and it's delicious. My brothers always trying to make me drink some Jameson, and while I like Irish accents as much as everyone else on earth, I'm not a fan of whiskey. Also, I'm pretty sure that whatever comedian said that drinking wine coolers would make you grow a vagina was lying. If that worked I'd guzzle a six pack right now. And then another one to celebrate. And then another one for good measure. *broods*

I think I'd do the same

I have to agree, though. My family keeps trying to get me interested in beer and stuff and I just wanna be left alone with my rum and fruity drinks that taste great and don't make me gag each time I smell them.

[Serpentine]

My Boy likes girly cocktails :3
...
He's probably gay, isn't he

[Derjuin]

My Boy likes girly cocktails :3
...
He's probably gay, isn't he

He just has good taste

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My friends have decided to give me a new nickname. "Pseude", pronounced "sood". They say it's "Pseudo-dude" because I'm not really a guy...it made me happy a bit

[unosarta]

My Boy likes girly cocktails :3
...
He's probably gay, isn't he

There is an easy way to test that....

[golentan]

Sadly, that makes you in good, manly company. You know what everyone knows to be a real man's drink? The sort of thing that gets you up for kicking some poor sap in the particulars even when you've got no legs? Grog. Good old fashioned pirate grog. Fierce enough to... wait, it was what?

You know what grog was? Rum, citrus, and sugar. Sometimes other fruit if sugar weren't available: strawberries or bananas, say. Pirates invented the daiquiri. Girly drink my left colon!

[turkishproverb]

Carryover from the last thread:

Well then, it must needs be a competition.

I think you just murdered grammar and buried it in your basement.

[Serpentine]

You haven't heard "must needs" before?

[turkishproverb]

You haven't heard "must needs" before?

"must needs be" was the issue.

[Serpentine]

That too. You've never heard it before?

Tada!

[Da Beast]

Sadly, that makes you in good, manly company. You know what everyone knows to be a real man's drink? The sort of thing that gets you up for kicking some poor sap in the particulars even when you've got no legs? Grog. Good old fashioned pirate grog. Fierce enough to... wait, it was what?

You know what grog was? Rum, citrus, and sugar. Sometimes other fruit if sugar weren't available: strawberries or bananas, say. Pirates invented the daiquiri. Girly drink my left colon!

I think your overlooking the possibility that all pirates where pre-op transsexuals. Also, to whoever mentioned beer earlier, I love beer as well. It just so happens that some of my favorite beers are the fruity ones or the chocolate bock Sam Adams makes from time to time. If you ever have a chance to try chocolate bock, I heartily endorse it. The stuff they started putting in the winter sampler pack isn't quite as good as the litter bottles they used to sell, but it's still pretty damn tasty.

Also, If I still have the presence of mind to correct my spelling and grammar errors can I truly claim to be drunk?

[golentan]

I wasn't a transexual.

[Quincunx]

Well then, it must needs be a competition.

FOOD FIGHT!

. . .Or cocktail fight. I'm OK with that too.

That bit about the grog was both brilliant and plausible and nobody said how far "pre-" this was, it might be thousands of years in the future, right after you run into whatshisname from Quantum Leap and decide that yes, you would not only go gay for Scott Bakula, you'd go even further.

. . .no, I was watching MacGuyver at the time thankyouverymuch.

[Da Beast]

Unless you've plundered a few ships in your day, your not a pirate either

Edit:

FOOD FIGHT!

. . .Or cocktail fight. I'm OK with that too.

That bit about the grog was both brilliant and plausible and nobody said how far "pre-" this was, it might be thousands of years in the future, right after you run into whatshisname from Quantum Leap and decide that yes, you would not only go gay for Scott Bakula, you'd go even further.

. . .no, I was watching MacGuyver at the time thankyouverymuch.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm entertained none the less.

[golentan]

You know, I started to compose a joke reply, which turned into a serious reply, which turned into a philosophical musing on the relative merits of normal vs. absolute despair. And I'm sick of despair in all its forms having grappled with it for longer than you are physically capable of imagining, and so while I think a half page lecture followed by a dozen page debate on absolute despair and its influences on one's behavior would be a fascinating, useful, cathartic and edifying experience all around, I'm going to content myself with simply providing no real response.

[Quincunx]

"Incapable of imagining"? Dear sir, I am an acolyte of death and dreams and the uses thereof, thus I am insulted, and dash my cocktail into your face in lieu of a glove with which to strike you, like so! (dash!) (It was made with salt licorice, no way is that passing my tongue. Every year we have this discussion with our friend, no, nobody else here likes salt licorice, please stop putting it in the vodka, polka* or nothing, tack.)

See? Cocktail fight. Now if all goes according to plan, matters should devolve into a mass make-amends orgy, or mass make-amends cuddle for the Asexuals who have been added to the acronym.

. . .then again, as I don't like alcohol to begin with, what do I care if it tastes like salted sick? A bitter drink would give me additional justification to only sip it, ingesting only the tiniest amount--ah, right. New Year's shots. Must go down in one gulp or it sets off the "ill luck for another year" rant of Herr Saltlakritsshot-or-two-or-three.

*pig-shaped pink peppermint candy

[golentan]

Mmmm... Licorice liquor. The name so nice they slurred it twice. Also, if the intention was an orgy may I tentatively suggest a preferable manner? Namely chocolates? I prefer my orgies to be vomit free, and that tends not to happen with alcohol involved.

Anyways, I would have apologized on request had you not flung stinging liquid into my tender mucous membrane. Now you'll have to wait.

[Micha Sieling]

That too. You've never heard it before?

Tada!

Holy crap I learned something today!

[Serpentine]

Nowai!

[CynicalAvocado]

Unless you've plundered a few ships in your day, your not a pirate either

Edit:


I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm entertained none the less.

avocado has plundered a ship before.
and by plunder i mean, leapt from one boat to another and taken a wallet.

Spoiler

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scout trip, we rented sailboats and had fun
i returned the wallet btw

[Delusion]

Ooh, a shiny new Lager, gin, beer and tequila thread!

[Murdim]

Ooh, a shiny new Lager, gin, beer and tequila thread!

I think it has already been discussed before on this topic, but... lager is a type of beer ! It doesn't work ! Plus, you're implying that all lesbians are actually bisexual, which is wrong and very degrading !

[Dogmantra]

Ooh, a shiny new Lager, gin, beer and tequila thread!

...
What does the A stand for?

[Amiel]

Absinthe?
Alcohol

[CynicalAvocado]

I think it has already been discussed before on this topic, but... lager is a type of beer ! It doesn't work ! Plus, you're implying that all lesbians are actually bisexual, which is wrong and very degrading !

how does "Lager, gin, beer and tequila" imply that all lesbians are bi?

[Heliomance]

So for many years, I've had on-and-off feelings that maybe I should have been female. They vary in strength, from nonexistant to a constant nagging feeling. My having a girlfriend for the last couple of months seems to have stifled them quite successfully, but now that we've split up, I'm not only not sure if they're returning, I'm not at all sure that I don't want them to return.

...if that makes any sense at all. I dunno.

[DeadManSleeping]

how does "Lager, gin, beer and tequila" imply that all lesbians are bi?

Murdim's "logic" works as follows.

Lager is Beer.
L stands for Lager
B stands for Beer
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L stands for Lesbian
B stands for Bisexual.
QED Lesbians are Bisexual