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2014-12-19, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Its not about having good grades It's about passing the semester
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Sorin Dalmark
Nicholas (Nick if he likes you) Lorchester
Jeqem Ashthorn
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2014-12-19, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*I may not attempt to join the Justice League just to get Superman's DNA.
**Seriously, they have an age limit.
***And only accept permanent residents of the DC Universe.
****No, adding Green Martian and Atlantian to my "DNA gather list does not count as finding a better reason to join.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2014-12-20, 12:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* I may not use Mage Hand to pick up and fire a ranged weapon
** Especially if the weapon's kickback delivers more than 5 pounds of force
*** Doubly so if the weapon is fully automatic
**** I should not be surprised when the machine gun starts spray wildly in all directions after dropping out of my control
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2014-12-20, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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2014-12-20, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2008
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- New Zealand
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2014-12-22, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- England
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2014-12-23, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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2014-12-23, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2014-12-23, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2014-12-24, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Perfidious Albion
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
I went for the Ripley solution to announce to the supernatural world (having got 15 on a resources check where 8 is listed as high enough to buy out a major corporation, and thus making the Cabinet Secretary the de facto ruler of not only the UK, but pretty much the entire first world) that mortal governments were about to get involved, and that they would break my laws at their extreme peril. Our group was currently dealing with the problem of the Wild Hunt being about to get their hunt on in Vegas - but they would be exiting the Nevernever in a desolate area of the Mojave, ripe for nuking.
I don't know what happened next, because (after the party stopped laughing) the Gatekeeper erased the Cabinet Secretary from the timestream, and I made a new character with no points in resources.
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2014-12-24, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*I may only make a Rakshasa bard again if I promise not to sing 'Eye of the Tiger' every time the party enters combat.
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2014-12-24, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2014
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Spoiler: Quotes!
Pink is Neutral Evil, because reasons.
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2014-12-25, 04:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2014-12-26, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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2014-12-26, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* My noble prince character, seeking to take his throne back from the usurper, is called Prince Donald the Just. He is not, in fact, "Don the Crown".
If you understood the reference, I've got bad news for you. Also, this strip became inspiration for my new campaign's plot.Last edited by Hyena; 2014-12-26 at 07:08 PM.
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2014-12-26, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
from warhammer
i may no longer play a psyker
i may not roll my own dice when playing a psyker
i am not to be surprised that when i mention i want to play a psyker everybody at the table shakes in fear
i am banned form ever mentioning the word psyker ever againIts not about having good grades It's about passing the semester
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Sorin Dalmark
Nicholas (Nick if he likes you) Lorchester
Jeqem Ashthorn
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2014-12-27, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*When arriving at the center of the Imperial City with Intent to declare war on the realm, may not do so by activating both Devil Tyrant Shintei and Demon Emperor Shintai while the Solar, Lunar, and Abyssal Flare their Animas to totemic levels and the Sid and Dragonblooded flare their Animas to the equivalent levels
**May not then use a costume upgrade to the infernal demon summoning Charm to summon 8 Third Circle Demons and 56 Second Circle Demons directly into the city before the Immaculates can get there.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2014-12-27, 08:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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2014-12-27, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Danmark
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Hopefully a premonition for tomorrow.
x+1) I may no longer use supernatural powers to solve my mundane problems. There is, in fact, such a thing as over-kill.
X+2) I may no longer use supernatural powers to complicate my mundane problems.
X+3) I may no longer end up in a PC v. PC battle on a rooftop during a thunderstorm.
X+4) I may no longer have a higher PC bodycount than the BBEG.
X+5) I may no longer make the BBEG seem quite reasonable in comparison to myself.
X+6) I may no longer inspire the GM to use former PCs for the next campaign's BBEG.
X+7) ... even if he has to tone them down, because he can't do my brand of "petty, over-kill evil."
And some from an old FR campaign.
X+8) The paladin cannot be wilfully ignorant and oblivious to his obviously evil team members.
X+9) The paladin cannot buy "hey, he wasn't using it!" as a justification for zombifying someone's corpse.
X+10) My necromancer cleric cannot keep putting people ill at ease by promising that he'll "bring back" whoever falls in combat without specifying what spell he's going to use.
X+11) The necromancer can, however, try to bull**** anyone who doesn't have Spellcraft as to whether they can understand his magi-babble to recognize the spell he's describing.
X+12) When saying "well, it'll bring you back, almost as good as new," I should elaborate on whether I'm talking Raise Dead or Create Undead.
X+13) When playing a necromancer cleric, should not insist on asking party members whether they try to resist the spell I'm casting on them (hey, cure spells offer a save to anyone who tries to resist) just to set up that one time where they don't try to resist Slay Living.
X+14) When the fighter dies, cannot use Speak With Dead just to convince him to let me reanimate him as a ghoul instead of raising him, because "otherwise it'll have to wait until tomorrow and I've got a court date then, so..."
X+15) Should not research "Contingent Create Greater Undead Self."
X+16) If the reason I kill other necromancers is mostly over "artistic differences" the paladin really should say something.
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2014-12-27, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2014-12-27, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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2014-12-27, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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2014-12-28, 12:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2014-12-28, 04:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- H.M.S. Salacia's Favour
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
"I speak with a voice that will never move others, I speak with a passion that will never be heard." - Kreia, KOTOR II
"I must remind them of the drama of it all." - V, V for Vendetta
Well, what's it goin' tae be, lads? Shall ay fid'le th' fid'le er fid'le yer innards?
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2014-12-29, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2014-12-30, 12:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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2014-12-30, 03:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* I'm playing a blaster caster.
** It means "sorcerer".
*** It does not mean "Han Solo".
**** May not refer to winning initiative as "shooting first".
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2014-12-30, 04:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* I may not replace the gaming snacks with Brussel Sprouts.
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2014-12-30, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-12-30, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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