D&D Demotivators III: My PCs Did What?

[Cartigan]

Some one's probably done this already, but...

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1979/bardbarians.jpg (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/bardbarians.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

This inspired me to do this..
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9592/mountedbardbarian.jpg

[Darthteej]

http://img703.imageshack.us/f/motivatoraafbdb8c66d3a3.jpg/
Uploading from imageshack directly used to work, but not anymore *shrugs*

[Douglas]

http://img703.imageshack.us/f/motivatoraafbdb8c66d3a3.jpg/
Uploading from imageshack directly used to work, but not anymore *shrugs*
You just need to get the right url. You want the direct link:
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9603/motivatoraafbdb8c66d3a3.jpg

[BayardSPSR]

You just need to get the right url. You want the direct link:
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9603/motivatoraafbdb8c66d3a3.jpg

Solars are evil? SARCASM

[Darthteej]

Solars are evil? SARCASM

You're really lucky the quoter caught that, or I would have started a flamewar TTHHIIIISS big!

[Iku Rex]

You just need to get the right url. You want the direct link:
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9603/motivatoraafbdb8c66d3a3.jpg


http://i56.tinypic.com/35b86fn.jpg
(not mine)

THE BURNING HATE (http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19558798/Pelor,_the_Burning_Hate)

[Yora]

Is that the guy from Twin Peaks? He was fun.
As in "probably the (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKtFdRcQwa8&feature=related#t=0m14s) greatest ******* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-88rwt4ms) you'll ever see on TV". :smallbiggrin:

[Noedig]

FOR TEH EMPRAH!
http://www.demotivationalpics.com/albums/userpics2/normal_Grimdark_Demotivator.jpg

YA! Got it. :smallbiggrin:

[Yora]

Probably blocked hotlinking. Upload the image somehwere else and try again.

[Mordokai]

Paying tax, my first try at this, so be gentle :smalltongue:

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k526/Mordokai/automotivator.jpg

[Kuma Kode]

Paying tax, my first try at this, so be gentle :smalltongue:

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k526/Mordokai/automotivator.jpg Is that the guy from Storm of the Century?

[Mordokai]

That's him indeed :smallsmile:

[Morph Bark]

That one flew so high over my head it must be endangering planes.

[Kuma Kode]

It's a neat little miniseries written by Stephen King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_of_the_Century).

[Yora]

Ah, that guy. He's like "I mind rape your whole village by just sitting here and staring at you".

[Mordokai]

I never played Exalted, but from what I hear(that is, read around here), this is what most exalted characters look like.

[TheCountAlucard]

I never played Exalted, but from what I hear(that is, read around here), this is what most exalted characters look like....what? What is what most Exalted characters look like? :smallconfused:

That guy with the scar? Your avatar? White space? A post on a forum?

[Hawkfrost000]

I never played Exalted, but from what I hear(that is, read around here), this is what most exalted characters look like.

i never thought Exalted characters looked so...

mundane

DM

[Venom3053000]

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd405/iPod_hellokitty/motivational%20posters/kisuzachis-second-post.jpg

[AngelSword]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/25/e5d561ed-e4af-4e85-a7c1-9ed40d7923ad.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/View/4693087488)

[Hawkfrost000]

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd405/iPod_hellokitty/motivational%20posters/kisuzachis-second-post.jpg

No, i wont!

never photobucket, never!!!!! :smalltongue:

DM

[Soren Hero]

Tax:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq76/stevengodumb/MoarDakka.jpg

[The Glyphstone]

Cuz Teddy Roosevelt is HARDCORE.:smallbiggrin:

[Infernalbargain]

Cuz Teddy Roosevelt is HARDCORE.:smallbiggrin:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

[GeekGirl]

Kinda on topic
http://i.imgur.com/mJhPN.jpg
Or here (http://imgur.com/a/nvtpz)

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_jFCjX8dCze0/TZogMzn-_8I/AAAAAAAABSI/q4EvkfIjHLc/s576/lawfulgood.jpg

[Otogi]

Kinda on topic
http://i.imgur.com/mJhPN.jpg
Or here (http://imgur.com/a/nvtpz)



The Smithsonian's advertising company just has to be the best in the world.

[golentan]

In honor of the game I start on thursday:

http://wiki.rpg.net/images/8/81/MPost110-Traveller.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/a/a3/MPost309-TRAVELLER.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/3/39/MPost4085-KkreeBBQ.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/f/fd/MPost44872-Bwap_Pirates.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/1/14/MPost536-Traveller_motivator.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/7/77/MPost690-153905239_3512a335ee.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/0/0d/MPost914-B38389089.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/1/13/MPost11568-a1b3ec5011_o.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/2/23/MPost4103-JohnSpaceFurries.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/2/29/MPost4393-Traveller_Adventure.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/3/39/MPost4393-Traveller_Directions.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/c/c8/MPost4393-Traveller_Explore.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/7/77/MPost4393-Traveller_Kkree-Vegetarian.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/b/be/MPost4394-Traveller_Boarding-Axe.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/9/93/MPost4394-Traveller_Grav-Tanks.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/9/97/MPost4394-Traveller_MesonArtillerySled.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/d/d1/MPost4395-Traveller_BarroomBrawls.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/8/8c/MPost4395-Traveller_Combat.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/7/7a/MPost4395-Traveller_Low-Berth.jpg
http://wiki.rpg.net/images/b/b0/MPost4395-Traveller_NoPets.jpg

[Figgin of Chaos]

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator297ef9fb55374d6bf9606571cdb921ac419499ec. jpg

[Fuzzie Fuzz]

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator297ef9fb55374d6bf9606571cdb921ac419499ec. jpg

BigHugeLabs doesn't store the motivators, you have to save them elsewhere yourself.

[Axinian]

By moi:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226478_206061629416812_100000389302077_635587_1447 712_n.jpg
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227358_206061652750143_100000389302077_635589_2363 049_n.jpg

[Figgin of Chaos]

BigHugeLabs doesn't store the motivators, you have to save them elsewhere yourself.

Thanks. Trying again:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5104/5660686738_5bbca678c3_b.jpg

[MarkusWolfe]

http://img.booru.org/Grognard//images/22/ee37b4e20c321bfe1aca30d4c068835ba6fc4119.jpg

[LongVin]

Tax:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq76/stevengodumb/MoarDakka.jpg

Where is the artwork originally from?

[Lyndworm]

Some guy on DevintArt. He also did some Lincoln stuff.

[Morph Bark]

Also George Washington fighting zombies. I think it was turned into a motivator in this thread as well a few pages back.

[TheGeckoKing]

http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/demo-poster-2.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/25/78ec7463-e7ae-4e72-8490-1280a15176e1.jpg
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1796/restraintmotivational.jpg
http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu89/Gecko-King/automotivator.jpg
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5084/intelligentmonsters.jpg
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9109/viridiancityw.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1308/1351443551_b9fb4eb14c.jpg
http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/167/motivator7545870qr9.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4008/4516275012_9bbb52523a.jpg
http://games.sub-standard.com/Motivational%20Posters/D&D/DD-Random.jpg

[LongVin]

Some guy on DevintArt. He also did some Lincoln stuff.

anyone have a link?

[Lyndworm]

Here you go. (http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/art/Teddy-Roosevelt-VS-Bigfoot-198525028)

[GeekGirl]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_jFCjX8dCze0/TZojG_w6b6I/AAAAAAAABgc/4W8pvOoWVR8/smartalec.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_jFCjX8dCze0/TZojEFfqyFI/AAAAAAAABgM/ah_hXtbXGEA/s720/rule3.jpg

^_^

[DM_for_once]

One of mine:
http://i.imgur.com/G3GWU.jpg

[AngelSword]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/25/78ec7463-e7ae-4e72-8490-1280a15176e1.jpg

That's one of mine! :O (http://cheezburger.com/AngelSword/lolz/View/4501089792)

[Hiro Protagonest]

Here's something for the wizards overshadowed familiars. http://i.imgur.com/LOEhH.jpg

[Venom3053000]

ok just saw this and had to made something

http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g363/venom3053000/motivator8c19771f30df4fdbd9a020cce0d366c11166fa09. jpg

i couldn't think of something very funny

[Vknight]

To bad the Lion does not have any ranks in ride

[ScionoftheVoid]

To bad the Lion does not have any ranks in ride

You don't need that for basic stuff, and in combat it can leap off as a Charge for Pounce!

[elonin]

To bad the Lion does not have any ranks in ride

Who said druids can't have ranks in ride?

[MarkusWolfe]

You don't need that for basic stuff, and in combat it can leap off as a Charge for Pounce!

Actually, it needs to take a skill trick for that...

[flabort]

Who said druids can't have ranks in ride?

Who said a druid would be a lion? Why not, say, a half-lion bear?

[Morph Bark]

Who said a druid would be a lion? Why not, say, a half-lion bear?

A lionbear, sure. But not a half-lion bear. They can't wildshape into templated creatures. :smallwink:

[TheCountAlucard]

Speaking of lions and horses and bears (oh, my!), our Barbarian took a level in Bear Warrior two weeks ago, and since then, the puns have been unbearable. :smalltongue:

[Vknight]

Really I thought it would beary tactful.

[Venom3053000]

yay the first time i ever derailed a topic truly this is a great day.

[DeadManSleeping]

Let's try to get our bearings back.

http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/demo-poster-2.jpg

[Morph Bark]

*snip*

That one has been posted three times now in this thread, and I believe all of those times were pretty recent... and that's not even counting how often it has appeared in previous threads.

[flabort]

It has a pretty chaotic respawn system, then, eh?

[Lyndworm]

:smalleek:

That actually makes sense! Because it doesn't make any sense! And it's Chaotic!

[byaku rai]

*facepalm*

[Sanguine]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/facepalm.png

[dsmiles]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/facepalm-demotivational-poster-1222303270.jpg

[Kobold-Bard]

New one:

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/Demotivators/powa.jpg

[byaku rai]

@Sanguine and dsmiles: Thank you. Those demotivators made my day. :smallbiggrin:

[Marnath]

That one has been posted three times now in this thread, and I believe all of those times were pretty recent... and that's not even counting how often it has appeared in previous threads.

It has become this thread's version of the bard from the cheescake thread.:smalleek:

[Apophis]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/30/dc530042-be30-4666-b04a-f1541a290e2f.jpg

[Venom3053000]

What cheese cake thread?


oh and i finaly figured how to edit my sig:smallbiggrin:

[DaragosKitsune]

Let's try to get our bearings back.


Why? Because I can.

[Sanguine]

Dungeons and Dreamboats (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169678)

Anyway. Poster. Though I think this one might have been posted already.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/2592419619_ac5d7d61e2_o.jpg

[Drglenn]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/Drglenn/Templates.jpg

[DeadManSleeping]

Why? Because I can.

Umm...it was a purposeful pun, so...

[Chilingsworth]

New one:

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/Demotivators/powa.jpg

Is this one from something?

[Hadrian_Emrys]

I figured that I was long overdue on making a new one.

http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac219/HennaHooves/Demotivate/motivator57aad649a898d42ad5abf768c366f5c3a4874a5d. jpg

[PersonMan]

Anyway. Poster. Though I think this one might have been posted already.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/2592419619_ac5d7d61e2_o.jpg

You know, I never thought about that.

All of my sorcerers will now be played differently. Very differently.

[Kobold-Bard]

Is this one from something?

If it is it's a huge coincidence because I made it up.

[Morph Bark]

If it is it's a huge coincidence because I made it up.

I presume he meant the picture.

[Kobold-Bard]

I presume he meant the picture.

:smallredface:

Possibly, I just Googled the word lonely and it came up.

[Venom3053000]

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss212/Yashido/Fullmetal%20Achemist/634066875525082930-EmoHavoc.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

http://i.imgur.com/a8zxp.jpg

[Vknight]

But it should be.
After all if the DMG has rules for laser guns it should be possible

[Codenpeg]

4e Warforged get a Con bonus and make a fairly decent infernal (Lasers pew pew pew) or vestige (Ghost in a Shell) warlock. Playing around with builds right now.

[flabort]

I used to like the idea of a warfored warlock for the alliteration. Now I like it for that image there. Dat. Is. Awesome.
Not as awesome as this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4HEVqn6FFs), but still ****ing awesome.

[Sanguine]

Here's a poster I've wanted to post ever since first coming across this thread, but I couldn't remember where I had had found it. Well finally ran across it again.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/24595_LIGIER_POSTER_122_339lo.jpg

[DM_for_once]

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss212/Yashido/Fullmetal%20Achemist/634066875525082930-EmoHavoc.jpg

LOL, I love that song.

[AngelSword]

But it should be.
After all if the DMG has rules for laser guns it should be possible

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/2/f78a899e-65fe-4a37-a182-00fa06fd8ea5.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/View/4718248448)
Original Artwork (http://fav.me/d2dupq5)

[Vknight]

Yes it does or we wouldn't have warforged or other amazing things

[CodeRed]

Yes it does or we wouldn't have warforged or other amazing things

Warforged Soulbow = Megaman.

[dsmiles]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/2/f78a899e-65fe-4a37-a182-00fa06fd8ea5.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/View/4718248448)
Original Artwork (http://fav.me/d2dupq5)



Warforged Soulbow = Megaman.

http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv111/dsmiles76/EpicFacepalm.jpg

[Vknight]

Warforged Soulbow = Megaman.

And that is a bad thing?

[nyarlathotep]

Warforged Soulbow = Megaman.

You must be playing a sad sad soulbow, because megaman fires far too slowly to be a soulbow. Warlock is a better fit as long as you just say the DM made him roleplay out how he got each and every invocation.

[flabort]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/epic_facepalm_when_you_just_know_you_messed_up_dem otivational_poster_12537052670.jpg

...

...:smallconfused:

...

...:smalltongue:

...

...

...I can't see it.:smallannoyed:

[dsmiles]

...

...:smallconfused:

...

...:smalltongue:

...

...

...I can't see it.:smallannoyed:

Never seen Kung-Fu Hustle? As a matter of fact, I think I'll watch it again tonight.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Never seen Kung-Fu Hustle? As a matter of fact, I think I'll watch it again tonight.

He means the link's broken. I can't see it either.

[dsmiles]

That's unfortunate. Lemme fix it for you.

EDIT: Fixed?

[Noedig]

Nope. I still can't see it.

EDIT: Refreshed my browser a few times. I see it. Great movie.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Nope. I still can't see it.

I can see it.

[Lyndworm]

As can I. More text.

[Arbane]

Dungeons and Dreamboats (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169678)

Anyway. Poster. Though I think this one might have been posted already.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/Cormag_fanboy/2592419619_ac5d7d61e2_o.jpg

That one's part of a set I did a while back:

(Spoilers for Haruhi, if you haven't seen it.)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2592423293_65da30b1af_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/2592426221_7224544a2f_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2592488007_1531eb4f28_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/2593333112_a8f2860fae_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/2593348574_24a6c4bc67_o.jpg

[Figgin of Chaos]

Created in response to another thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10920082#post10920082):

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5063/5686199375_9168f75d2f_b.jpg

[Saintheart]

No representation without taxation. :smallbiggrin:

http://i.imgur.com/TP3Hq.jpg

[Venom3053000]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb87/Kietara/Posters%20to%20Post/Kakashi.jpg

[GeekGirl]

http://zombiesurvivalcrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/zombie_apocalypse_demotivator.jpg
Not really RPG.. but close enough

[DeadManSleeping]

http://zombiesurvivalcrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/zombie_apocalypse_demotivator.jpg
Not really RPG.. but close enough

This one really does belong in an office.

[hamlet]

This one really does belong in an office.

Now I just have to find the large scale color printer and get a big enough copy of it to post on the wall . . .

[The_Snark]

You Don't Have To Be A Mindless Shambling Monstrosity To Work Here, But It Helps!

[thorr-kan]

Inspired by our friends, the warforged warlock...

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/thorr-kan/Demotivators/WarforgedSoulknife.jpg

(Note that I think a warforged warlock/soulknife would be a hoot to play!)

[CodeRed]

Inspired by our friends, the warforged warlock...

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/thorr-kan/Demotivators/WarforgedSoulknife.jpg

(Note that I think a warforged warlock/soulknife would be a hoot to play!)

It's called a Soulbow.

[Silus]

Just something I put together after watching Hobo With a Shotgun.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/SilusCrow/motivatorc127c5dd2e91e1b29f02c0b142d17221a95547b2. jpg

[Radar]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb87/Kietara/Posters%20to%20Post/Kakashi.jpg
So not (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p33) true (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p36). :smalltongue:

[TroubleBrewing]

But he's a ninja as well as a doctor, and therefore exempt. :smallbiggrin:

[absolmorph]

But he's a ninja as well as a doctor, and therefore exempt. :smallbiggrin:
Don't forget his other degrees.

[Mordokai]

So not (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p33) true (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p36). :smalltongue:

...is that Benjamin Franklin?

[Morph Bark]

...is that Benjamin Franklin?

Benjamin Franklin's clone to be precise. He sort-of-but-not-quite reincarnated, you could say.

[Volthawk]

...is that Benjamin Franklin?

Yes. Yes it is.

[Townopolis]

My friends have been on a hipster joke binge, so I decided to do a 4-basic-food-groups hipster series, but I had trouble finding good images. The best I could come up with are Robin and Jin for wizard and fighter respectively


http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr6/Townopolis/Hipstermage.jpg

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr6/Townopolis/motivator05e03753be6fcc8a7accd1deb5223eb73a209ed8. jpg

[Delusion]

Inspired by our friends, the warforged warlock...

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh240/thorr-kan/Demotivators/WarforgedSoulknife.jpg

(Note that I think a warforged warlock/soulknife would be a hoot to play!)


Did anyone else wrongwrongwron as sound his whirling lightsabers make?

Quess that intentional :smallwink:

[Miscast_Mage]

Didcha miss me, spooshies!?

Just a quicky for now, but I've got a whole lot more in stock:
http://i.imgur.com/84SLx.jpg

[Welknair]

Didcha miss me, spooshies!?

Just a quicky for now, but I've got a whole lot more in stock:
http://i.imgur.com/84SLx.jpg

...

What IS this?

[Miscast_Mage]

...

What IS this?

Rosario + Vampire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAHVpLjNFVk), apparantly.

[Morph Bark]

...

What IS this?

Rosario + Vampire Capu2.

I admit that I read it as "Furry Boob Missile" at first.

[ScionoftheVoid]

I admit that I read it as "Furry Boob Missile" at first.

Would that honestly make much difference?

[Traab]

Would that honestly make much difference?

Only to determine which group of degenerates find it sexy.

[TroubleBrewing]

Only to determine which group of degenerates find it sexy.

Answer: All of them.

[dsmiles]

Answer: All of them.
:smallbiggrin:

[thorr-kan]

Did anyone else wrongwrongwron as sound his whirling lightsabers make?

Quess that intentional :smallwink:

Not intentional, but certainly funny! I'll have to remember that sound effect.

[Morph Bark]

For each Jedi I tended to make up a word that in my head their lightsaber would sound like. Yoda's sounded like a robotic trololololol for instance. Darth Maul's sounded like goregoregore.

[SleepyShadow]

This thread has been dormant too long, I say!

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/attack.jpg

[Morph Bark]

This thread has been dormant too long, I say!

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/attack.jpg


But what if I am more than 5 10 ft away from my computer (I am prepared for reach weapons!)? :smalltongue:

[Lyndworm]

Does anyone know the source on that? I'd like to get it on a shirt, methinks.

[Admiral Squish]

Does anyone know the source on that? I'd like to get it on a shirt, methinks.

Seconded. I would totally wear that shirt.

[Hiro Protagonest]

Seconded. I would totally wear that shirt.

And then I'd punch them as soon as I noticed them reading it.

Attack of Opportunity!

[gbprime]

And then I'd punch them as soon as I noticed them reading it.

Attack of Opportunity!

Print it upside down. They'll be flatfooted too. :smallamused:

[AngelSword]

Based on its layout, I'd be willing to bet someone is already selling that as a shirt.

[Lyndworm]

I figured so as well, that's one reason I asked for the source.

[SleepyShadow]

Yeah, Warehouse 23 sells them.

http://www.warehouse23.com/item.html?id=W23-1005L

And in other news, don't we all hate rules lawyers some times? :smallbiggrin:
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/comic_lotr38a.jpg

[Morph Bark]

Based on its layout, I'd be willing to bet someone is already selling that as a shirt.

Based on its layout, it made me think of Star Wars: Attack of Opportunity!

[DrewID]

And in other news, don't we all hate rules lawyers some times? :smallbiggrin:

You just have to 'splain things to them:
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj128/IMDrewID/RulesLawyers.jpg

DrewID

[Undercroft]

Bumping this thread and paying my image tax
{Scrubbed}

[Razgriez]

Sorry for my lack of finding more posters, I was busy with... uh... something.. yea....

http://riderick.deviantart.com/art/Demotivational-Poster-1-158221297
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/082/6/6/Demotivational_Poster_1_by_Riderick.jpg


http://torint.deviantart.com/art/Caution-82162539

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/098/7/c/Cautiom_by_Torint.jpg

[Venom3053000]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk141/goldn_scales/motivational%20posters/ninjas01motiv.jpg

[Sanguine]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk141/goldn_scales/motivational%20posters/ninjas01motiv.jpg

Now I've gotta ask. Are their actual ninjas in that picture or should the fact that I can spot three out of four of them be troubling?

[Bobikus]

Now I've gotta ask. Are their actual ninjas in that picture or should the fact that I can spot three out of four of them be troubling?

It should be troubling. Not seeing the fourth is a mistake that could cost you your life if this wasn't just a picture.

[Sanguine]

It should be troubling. Not seeing the fourth is a mistake that could cost you your life if this wasn't just a picture.

Ah, but see all I need see is one ninja. That is enough to make me discreetly as not to alert the ninjas leave the building. Then once I am safely in my car drive like there's a pack of ninjas on my trail, which there just might be. Of course if fail to notice a ninja hiding in my car that could be disastrous.

[Hiro Protagonest]

I didn't see any ninjas, but I saw a few places where they could hide.

[Kobold-Bard]

It needed a better caption, but I couldn't think of one:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/Demotivators/bday2.jpg

And because all things have their downsides:
http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/Demotivators/bday.jpg

:smallfrown:

[Warlawk]

http://i.imgur.com/J7Lzs.jpg

[Iku Rex]

Supposedly the original had ninjas that popped up after a long wait. Or maybe someone made that later, to improve on a pointless and stupid "joke".

Here's the animated version with the long wait reduced in GIMP.

http://i.imgur.com/WZKH9.gif

[DaragosKitsune]

And now I'm worried. The flashing ninjas were in the spots that my eyes were drawn to in the non-flashing version.

[lord_khaine]

And in other news, don't we all hate rules lawyers some times?

Not as much as we hate the people who dont know the basic rules of the game :smallamused:

[Eldan]

And now I'm worried. The flashing ninjas were in the spots that my eyes were drawn to in the non-flashing version.

Please contact your nearest Psy-corps Operation Center (We are not Evil (tm), Not a Member of the New World Order (c)) immediately.

[SleepyShadow]

And now I'm worried. The flashing ninjas were in the spots that my eyes were drawn to in the non-flashing version.

Seeing the hidden ninjas is treason against Friend Computer. Please report to the nearest self-termination facility at your earliest convenience.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

[The Glyphstone]

Ninjas are inherently treasonous though - they wear black, which indicates they are of Infrared clearance. Swords are definitely not approved tools for Infrared workers.

[SleepyShadow]

I see your treasonous ninjas and raise you one treasonous poster!

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/TreasonandFriendComputer.jpg

[Giggling Ghast]

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/Demotivators/bday2.jpg

Funny. I was going to say something, but now I can't remember what it was.

And why are there all these marks on my arms? :smallconfused:

[Morph Bark]

I see your treasonous ninjas and raise you one treasonous poster!

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/TreasonandFriendComputer.jpg

That looks like quite... a feindish misspelling.

[gbprime]

That looks like quite... a feindish misspelling.

Are you questioning the computer, citizen?

[ryu]

I'm not. Especially if saying I'm not is the non treasonous thing to do.

[Reynard]

I'm not. Especially if saying I'm not is the non treasonous thing to do.

So you admit to trying to hide your treasonous tendencies?

That is the more treacherous act of all!

[ryu]

Is it treasonous to question the accusation of someone who isn't the friend computer? Is it treasonous against the computer to accuse someone of treason who didn't actually do anything? The policies are amazing and certainly must be benevolent because the friend computer made them. I just want to be clear on the rules as I have not found the appropriate listings on these matters.

Oh dear gods there so needs to be a paranoia game about this...

[Reynard]

Oh dear gods there so needs to be a paranoia game about this...

Isn't that all Paranoia games?

[Marnath]

This isn't the Paranoia RP boards, guys. Poster tax, go!


Also:
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/marnath1/a17086d3-8e0d-4e0e-91d4-11e345c13ea1.jpg

[TheCountAlucard]

Is it treasonous to question the accusation of someone who isn't the friend computer?If they are above your security clearance, yes.


Is it treasonous against the computer to accuse someone of treason who didn't actually do anything?Yes. Falsely accusing someone of communism might make them unhappy. Happiness is mandatory.


The policies are amazing and certainly must be benevolent because the friend computer made them. I just want to be clear on the rules as I have not found the appropriate listings on these matters.I'm sorry, this information is above your security clearance.

[hamlet]

First attempt at this kind of thing . . .

http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/8518/motivator4f5767592b0a90.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/859/motivator4f5767592b0a90.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[AngelSword]

This isn't the Paranoia RP boards, guys. Poster tax, go!


Also:
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/marnath1/a17086d3-8e0d-4e0e-91d4-11e345c13ea1.jpg

Another one of mine! :O (http://cheezburger.com/AngelSword/lolz/View/4446731008)

Also...
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/16/339e754f-c7cf-47e9-b515-b4c6fe3dd7f9.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/View/4768556544)

[Kira_the_5th]

My, the thread is already on page 48. Any ideas on what the next one should be called?

As tax, Scion posters, as it needs more love.


http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/Scion.jpg

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/2747627020_a06fab4dc8_o.jpg

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/1262727958132.jpg

[BluesEclipse]

First attempt at one of these - your thoughts?

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa167/BluesEclipse/Poster.jpg

[Werekat]

Two motivators on the same topic - couldn't decide which works better. Kudos to the elven economics thread!

http://i56.tinypic.com/14oaeqa.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/2cxb57o.jpg

[Morph Bark]

First attempt at one of these - your thoughts?

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa167/BluesEclipse/Poster.jpg

Awesomely done. :smallbiggrin:


My, the thread is already on page 48. Any ideas on what the next one should be called?

Well, this one was originally called Reality's A Tesseract, but people figured that would fit thread number IV better.

Alternatively: Four Is TPK. (Because Four Is Death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourIsDeath).)

[Raz_Fox]

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/kirathe5th/Scion.jpg

Gosh, that looks familiar. I wonder where that one came from. :smallamused:

[SleepyShadow]

Personally, I think the title of the new thread should be: Gaming: You're doing it Right. Alternatively, the title: The House of Gygax rings nicely as well.

As penance for bringing Paranoia into this thread:
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/planb-1.jpg
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Ohtoha/planc.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

So I was thinking of one of my favorite TV shows the other day... http://i.imgur.com/ZBvRz.jpg

[Ezeze]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/16/339e754f-c7cf-47e9-b515-b4c6fe3dd7f9.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/View/4768556544)

Maybe it's because I didn't first play Paranoia until after I'd played Portal, but does anyone else find themselves using GLaDOS's voice when you DM Friend Computer?

[MightyTim]

http://i.imgur.com/hMPuN.jpg (http://imgur.com/hMPuN)

[Drakevarg]

Made a bunch of class demotivationals out of boredom.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/barbarian.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/bard.jpg
Yes, I know that's The Guy. My DeviantArt favorites are sorely lacking in bard-y images.
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/cleric.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/fighter.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/monk.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/paladin.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/ranger.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/rogue.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/sorcerer.jpg
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/wizard.jpg

Sorry, no love for the druid. I came up with a quote but couldn't find an appropriate image.

[Hiro Protagonest]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/fighter.jpg

This is what a fighter should be. Instead, that guy's a warblade.

[Morph Bark]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Retaw/other/fighter.jpg

It should have also had "I take large steps" at the end.

What's the quote you had for druids?

[*.*.*.*]

Made a bunch of class demotivationals out of boredom.


These are absolutely EPIC! Please make more!

[Zanatos777]

These are absolutely EPIC! Please make more!

Yes do want!

[Drakevarg]

What's the quote you had for druids?

"The only reason Nature hasn't wiped your wicked civilization off the map is that you simply aren't worth the effort. I am not so lenient."

It was late and I was running out of ideas.

[Dr.Epic]

NEW THREAD CELEBRATION DUMP!


http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/3875/motivator4803408eb9.jpg


I also would have accepted:


Fantasy Armor
It's different for Women. ;)

[Marnath]

I also would have accepted:


Fantasy Armor
It's different for Women. ;)

Doesn't fit quite right though, since she's got a lightsaber, so there's a very good chance that that's not even pretending to be armor. Most jedi/sith don't wear armor because they prize mobility, so that "outfit" could actually be something you'd get away with using.:smallwink:

[Hiro Protagonest]

Actually, I think it should be called:


GLAMERED ARMOR
It's kinda like that.

[Welknair]

I also would have accepted:


Fantasy Armor
It's different for Women. ;)

...

Why did you quote that? :smallconfused:


Oh, and hi. Still here. Ran out of massive dump sources. Though next thread I do intend to repost my compilation of previous dumps.

[Venom3053000]

just a couple i just found

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/arpz2004/Motivational%20Posters/MotivationalPoster8.jpg

http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx114/Top_Hat12/Motivational%20Posters/Colbert.jpg

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss231/EvilRaeOfSunshine/Motivational%20Posters/dragons.jpg

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk141/goldn_scales/motivational%20posters/IMG_0133.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb191/ScoobyM/Motivational%20Posters/motivator2917215uh5.jpg

so what will we call the next thread??

[Kobold-Bard]

@Psycho: Are those quotes from something, or did you make then up?

[The-Mage-King]

My vote for the next thread is...



D&D Demotivators IV: Reality's a Tesseract (For REALZ)



But then, I like that name...


Tax! (None mine)
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l68/ExcessiveKnife/motivator7313521.jpg
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2276/gsg3xx4.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/jaharrm/ponylienposter.jpg
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o212/Ashadar_Shan/Motivational%20Posters/Wishesff2cff.jpg
http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc355/Magicianist/MortalEvil.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/The_Griffin/poster_Superwoman.jpg
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m221/Bootsign/motivatorGangsterCone.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7010/corridormotivatorva3.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/messwithdm.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/pcideas.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/ringun.jpg
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4047/starsarerightfy2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/Frecus/motivator43888.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/70/motivator8185511zk9.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/poster-intimidationplace.jpg
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t5/edteeth101/knowledgeballroom.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/StikArt/Posters/Surpriseencountersmotiv.jpg

[Drakevarg]

@Psycho: Are those quotes from something, or did you make then up?

Made them all up. There were a few times I was tempted to use actual quotes -can't remember which anymore- but I managed to slug through it with pure original content (More or less. You know the saying about no idea being truly original anymore...).

[Kobold-Bard]

Made them all up. There were a few times I was tempted to use actual quotes -can't remember which anymore- but I managed to slug through it with pure original content (More or less. You know the saying about no idea being truly original anymore...).

Then you officially rock.

[Drakevarg]

Then you officially rock.

I'm flattered. Not bad for a handful of quotes scribbled into my notebook in a fit of insomnia, huh?

Then again, that other Paladin quote I came up with was written in a fit of insomnia as well. Maybe sleeplessness gets my creative juices flowing...

[Mordokai]

Made a bunch of class demotivationals out of boredom.

I would very much like to hear where these pictures are coming from. Some of them are awesome.

And kudos on ideas for flavor text. It is indeed great stuff.

You should totally sleep less :smalltongue:

[The Glyphstone]

You should totally sleep less :smalltongue:

Psycho's players suffer enough already, don't they?

[Lord_Gareth]

Psycho's players suffer enough already, don't they?

Admittedly, the Playground's advice leads to much of this suffering.

[Mordokai]

Psycho's players suffer enough already, don't they?

Maybe. How the hell am I supposed to know that?

But it's not like that affects me negatively in any way, right? :smalltongue:

[Asheram]

My first one. Hope you enjoy.

http://i.imgur.com/BvE7R.jpg

[Marnath]

Tax! (None mine)
*snip*
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a399/Opalkire/messwithdm.jpg
*snip*
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f238/guildsbounty/poster-intimidationplace.jpg
*snip*


I like these ones a lot. :smallbiggrin:

[gbprime]

Ripped from the headlines... (this headline (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43068421/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/))

http://i52.tinypic.com/21odpi.png

[Admiral Squish]

Ripped from the headlines... (this headline (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43068421/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/))

http://i52.tinypic.com/21odpi.png

MW enchanted barding on a blink dog cohort. YES.

[Jergmo]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/IntelligentMonsters.jpg?t=1305774722
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/PartyTactics.jpg?t=1305774761
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/ImmunitytoFear.jpg?t=1305774778
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/INTDEXSTR.jpg?t=1305774809
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/StylishVillains.jpg?t=1305774863
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/JackBoredom.jpg?t=1305774880
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z320/Jergmo1/DiamondsDroogNeutralEvil.jpg?t=1305774901

[Drakevarg]

I would very much like to hear where these pictures are coming from. Some of them are awesome.

They're all from my DeviantArt favorites. Can't remember exactly which is who's.

They're all in here somewhere. (http://tootiredtomakename.deviantart.com/favourites/)

[Hiro Protagonest]

Dragon! http://i.imgur.com/GVu3o.jpg
If anyone is wondering, this is Bahamut, god of dragons.

[Welknair]

If anyone is wondering, this is Bahamut, god of dragons.

Are you sure? He seems a bit too... blue. Or made of ice.

[The Glyphstone]

Clearly, he's an Ice Assassin of Bahamut, and we're watching a Punpunization in progress.

[ThePhantom]

Really? The yellow birds fit Bahamut, as he often appears as an old sage with yellow birds nearby. Well, the yellow birds are really gold dragons.

[Venom3053000]

so what will the next thread be called?

http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr267/shadowroxas101/motivational%20posters/motivation.jpg

yeah i just wanted to post so i just foud some thing fast

[The Glyphstone]

D&D Demotivators IV: Beauty In The Eye of the Beholder

[FlyingScanian]

D&D Demotivators IV: Beauty In The Eye of the Beholder

Yes, please?

[Lord_Gareth]

D&D Demotivators IV: Weeaboo Fightan Magic.

And then we open it with a bunch of totally rad ToB posters.

[Kobold-Bard]

Craft (D&D Demotivators IV): Natural 20!

Or a rearrangement to that effect.

[Morph Bark]

I'm still partial to D&D Demotivators IV: Four is TPK.

Heck, you could even leave out the : and shorten it to D&D Demotivators IV is TPK.

[Adumbration]

D&D Demotivators IV: I rolled a four. Hey guys, I rolled a four!

[Heliomance]

I vote no to Four is TPK, because then we can't use Six Spells TPK in a couple of threads' time.

[Heliomance]

I vote no to Four is TPK, because then we can't use Six Spells TPK in a couple of threads' time.

[Eldan]

D&D motivators level IV: Ability increase

[OverdrivePrime]

D&D motivators level IV: Ability increase

THIS. O___O --^

[Adumbration]

D&D motivators level IV: Ability increase

Seconded, actually.

[TroubleBrewing]

Thirded. That's pretty excellent.

[GeekGirl]

D&D Demotivators IV: I rolled a four. Hey guys, I rolled a four!

Second ^_^

Alsohttps://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_jFCjX8dCze0/TZoglkzZqxI/AAAAAAAABU0/oJfmNLRt2RQ/Penguin_PCs.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_jFCjX8dCze0/TZogkFbfi5I/AAAAAAAABUs/lfxT9VRhV9M/Party_balance.jpg

[Adumbration]

Aww, why can't this hit page 50 already? I've got something like 5 demotivators, fresh from the oven, lined up and just waiting to be unleashed on a fresh thread. :smalltongue:

[Kobold-Bard]

Aww, why can't this hit page 50 already? I've got something like 5 demotivators, fresh from the oven, lined up and just waiting to be unleashed on a fresh thread. :smalltongue:

Post them now. Your Gods demand it!!!

Lazy pre-made tax:
http://images.community.wizards.com/community.wizards.com/user/lord_ventnor/large/b44acf1151de8a29faa7ac3c1c4f66e9.jpg?v=252900

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n193/jagiellon/motivatorae64c47dc3acf6040814351af4.jpg

[Saintheart]

Taxation without representation.

http://i.imgur.com/Fe6pf.jpg

[Adumbration]

Post them now. Your Gods demand it!!!

Lazy pre-made tax:
http://images.community.wizards.com/community.wizards.com/user/lord_ventnor/large/b44acf1151de8a29faa7ac3c1c4f66e9.jpg?v=252900

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n193/jagiellon/motivatorae64c47dc3acf6040814351af4.jpg

As you command, milord...

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3861/demotivator1.jpg

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/6030/demotivator2.jpg

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4379/demotivator3.jpg

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4685/demotivator4.jpg


I was a bit unhappy with the number 5 though, so I'll remake it some other time. With my luck though, this will be the last post on the 49th page of a soon-to-be-dead thread and so will go completely unviewed. :smalltongue:

[Welknair]

[IMG]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/4685/demotivator4.jpg




Summon Bigger Fish?

[Adumbration]

Summon Bigger Fish?

Got it at one. Have a chocolate chip cookie!

[Welknair]

It sounds like we know what the name is going to be. So who's going to make the new topic?

[Hiro Protagonest]

It sounds like we know what the name is going to be. So who's going to make the new topic?

Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! But first I gotta come up with a demotivator to post.

Edit: I'll be off for two hours. If anyone else wants to make it, that's fine.

[Welknair]

Whoever does, may I request that they quote this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10512591&postcount=10) post?

[Warlawk]

D&D motivators level IV: Ability increase

This is pretty epic really.

[DM_for_once]

D&D motivators level IV: Ability increase

This is pretty epic really.
Agreed.


Tax(by me):
http://i.imgur.com/vg6SF.jpg

[Hiro Protagonest]

New thread! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11024540#post11024540)