I would like a new avatar to match my militaristic new name. Specifically, the same (or similar) avatar dressed in a general's uniform. But, and this is the joke, he's holding a PHB. 'Cause he's a general, but he's also a nerd.

Gender: Male
Equipment: PHB, scimitar on belt, glasses.
Hair color: Blonde
Race: Human
Class: General
Pose: Hands in front holding the PHB.

Also, I would like an avatar showing my devotion to the Detroit Lions football team. I know they suck, but I can't help rooting for them. Whatever you come up with here is fine.

You can do one or the other or both. Thanks.