My Little Pony VIII: Friendship is Music

[Lix Lorn]

Hm. Lix Lorn is sad... Ok. Fluttershy, get in the box.
FS: um, I'm sorry but do I know you?
ME: no time for that, box please!
FS: I-I... I don't wantto get in _{any boxes...}
ME: c'mon, just GET IN THE BOX!
FS: ... NO YOU GET IN THE BOX! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, TRYING TO KIDNAP PONIES EVEN IF ONLY TO... *reads box* SHIP THEM TO A FRIEND! <<*stare*>>
ME: ... Yes Fluttershy of course okay okay I'll get in the box just put that look away geeze

*Derpy mail shipping montage*

Boy, I hope I get there soon.

Hmmm? Derpymail for me?
(opens box)
...
IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED! (squeezehug, tears)

What? What day is it? Friday already? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THIS BOX?! Liiiiix, let me ooouuut!!!

*muffled mumbling from under cloak*

... Right. Let us out!

...TWO of you? Sorry I took so long?! (squeesqueecuddle)
...who's the other one?

Isn't the Queen of Shipping actually Lix Lorn? Or did she step down upon declaring herself minion only?

I'm a queen, but a very non-dominant one. IYKWIM. >//>

Better than hyperequinia. After long enough it becomes hyerequinitis, and well... I'm sure we all know what happens when your over-pony is swollen.

i aM tHe OveRPonY. aLl shALL seE Me and LovE mE. aLl shAll be One and aLl shALl OBeY.

[color="darkgreen"]This is the second best way to end the story ever. The very best way would be

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The CMC are unable to find the book. Upon inspection, Twilight Sparkle discovers the last pony on file to have checked it out (about 2 hours ago). She falls to the ground laughing hysterically.

After a couple beats, the CMC ask what's so funny. Her response?

"oh my gosh! Mirriam?!?! Bwa-hahahahahaha!"

You missed a trick.
The book: 'by phoekun, collected from experience'