My Little Pony IX: The Best Thread Ever

[Thanqol]

Or you could just start using the Mareiam-Webster, like all gentlecolts do these days.

Or I could settle for Uppercuttish. We exchange all information through the medium of uppercuts. Like so!

Oh, I'm dead. No, wait, I'm not! Ha! Oh, but now you've crushed me, mmm-hmm. Oh, look, now I'm back! Ahahaha! Up yours, despair!

I was more thinking along lines

"You think things will turn out for the best? HAHA SOMEONE THREW A BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW"
"No, no, I'm being serious now. No tricks. Today the world's gonna be pretty good. ANTS IN YOUR FIRE DETECTOR!"
"Okay. I'm going to level with you. Today, the air is sweet, you're rested and refreshed and everything will - oh, did you just open your jar of honey to discover a colony of spiders? Gee. I wonder how long until you start trusting me again!"