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"Let's do it." he said, standing up as well, grinning madly.

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Captain's Log. Stardate 2917. We're cruising through what is known as the Neutral Zone, where strange ships have been sighted by our outposts. So far, we have detected no sign of enemy ships, though I have a bad feeling already about this whole affair.

Captain Silver leaned back in his chair as he finished his diction. The ESS Baloney was one of the finest ship in the whole of the Federation. And of course it carried the pride of the star nation. The giant mech, Zaitoichi.

(Feel free to pervert this scenario in wildest way possible.)
On the outskirts of the quadrant the villainous Lady Aventura lay in wait, preying on passing ships. The SS Harem'u, finest ship to come out of Gearstride Industries, built for speed....and comfort....oh especially comfort. Why with its cushion-y interior....and its errr....moving on.

Lady Aventura sat in her rather comfortable captain's chair as a cute filly fed her grapes.