What question would you like to be asked?
That's a good question.
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
Low-maintenance, and fluffiness. So, cats.
What is the square root of Pi?
Something in the neighborhood of 1.7754.
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
Man, I don't think I could pick one... off the top of my head, the Belkar hallucination scene was great.
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
It's been a while since I've read Erfworld. One day I'll find a couple of appropriate albums and go through and reread the whole thing, but I don't think it'll be any time soon.
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Uh... that's a good question. I'm in the habit of, essentially, transcribing what my verbal response to a post would be into text, so I have to imagine having an online conversation with me and having a verbal one would be pretty similar. In general, I'd like to think I'm a little more pleasant in real life; I smile a lot.
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
I don't think I'd have the force of will to avoid immediately saving a loved one. I'd feel horrible afterwards either way, but there it is.
What is your favorite word?
Good question. I like lots of words; narm, bolshevik, Azerbaijan, et cetera.
What is your least favorite word?
Tax. Can't stand that word.
What makes you enthusiastic?
New ideas.
What disappoints you?
Getting blisters from playing bass.
What sound do you love?
There's nothing in the world more beautiful than audio distortion.
What sound do you hate?
Jason Mraz. Jason Mraz and Train. Eeeuuurgh.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
I'd love to give employment a chance.
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Fast food industry.