Hey, I wasn't besmirching starships! I love starships.
I just love making dirty jokes even more, so I was taking the opportunity to besmirch you.
Also, I did have something in mind when I quoted the post originally, but forgot what it was.
Though I don't think Abbey would mind the lich thing. Probably be right up her alley.
And as an after thought, you and the NCIS team would have a lot to offer one another.