Hi, everypony, I'm just on to let everyone know that the wedding went off beautifully, but I'm dead on my feet. I'm going to bed, so there won't be any more excerpts either. My bed calls!

So, yes, whatever I would say in response to various questions or comments, just imagine the wittiest thing you can come up with, and then do the opposite. That's probably what I'd say.

G'night, everypony!