Why does nopony ever consider slug shot? Much more on-point than your standard buck spray.
also, don't tell her about the precision targeting systems, or how redundant and failproof they are.
Wait, how do you mean? Dreams about being on the forum? Because those are only ever nightmares, where I can't psot enough to keep up and everypony forgets about me after thousands of pages.See, I keep having dreams about ponythread. It's becoming frequent enough to be worrying...
Ponythread dreams are also pretty wild, let me tell you...
Or dreams in the pony thread continuity? I've only ever had like, a half one of those. It was a Shimmer Snowflake (actually Fluttershy recolor) who looked sideways, all wide eyed, then looked back at me. Then she started to smile, began to wave...
... And zombies tore her apart. The dream took off into a whole different direction after that.