Class and Level Geekery VII (some [spoilers])

[Kurald Galain]

Welcome to the latest incarnation of the Class and Level Geekery thread! Here, we are discussing what the possible stats are for each of the six OOTS members. Below is an estimate of the characters' stats; this was first kept by Runolfr, Wrecan, Chrismith, and RMS Oceanic. I will update this post as the discussion continues and as subsequent strips reveal more information about OOTS.

Please note that we all know that Rich isn't necessarily being careful about the rules. Funny always trumps rules. Thus, there will always be some dispute as to some of the stats as some jokes are used as evidence as abilities and other strips are used as evidence of funny.

We also discuss the stats of other characters in OOTS, such as Xykon, the Linear Guild, Miko and others. I only ask that we not discuss the stats of characters that are from other stories, movies, comic strips and so on. Thanks and welcome!

Be sure to read the FAQ*

Roy Greenhilt
Lawful Good, Human Male Fighter ≥12
Str ≥24 (Unmodified strength ≥20) *)
Dex ~10 (no evidence)
Con ≥16 (consistent with Giant's description of Miko fight*)
Int 14-17 (“very good"*, but V's Int is "higher"*)
Wis ≥14 (“very good"*)
Cha ≥12 (“decent*)
Age: 29.
Feats (13): Cleave, Great Cleave, Power Attack, Weapon Focus (greatsword), Weapon Specialization (greatsword), Endurance...
Skills (≥60): Intimidate, Ride 1, Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering) 2+, Spellcraft (OOPC), No Bluff or Sense Motive.
Items: Magical breastplate (only armor that is medium weight and rigid), Bedroll, Boots, +5 Greatsword (with other unspecified bonuses), oil of shillelagh, potion of delay poison, Bag of Tricks, Partial list of Xykon's spells, feats and magic items, Belt of Giant Strength, Unnamed Book, Sextant

Belkar Bitterleaf
Chaotic Evil, Halfling Male Ranger ≥11*/Barbarian ≥1* (character level ≥16)
Str 14-18 ("jump... exceeded movement..."*, can't carry Roy)
Dex ≥15 (to use Two-Weapon Pounce)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis ≤9 ("I have an ... ability score penalty" in Profession skill checks)
Cha ≤10 (V includes him in those w/out any Cha)
Feats (11): Craft Disturbing Mental Image, Endurance^B, Greater Two-Weapon Fighting^B, Improved Sunder, Improved Two-Weapon Fighting^B, Track^B, Power Attack, Two-Weapon Fighting^B, Two-Weapon Pounce...
Skills (89): Balance ≥5, Climb, Craft: Trapmaking, Handle Animal 0, Hide (“a good Hide skill”) (+4), Intimidate (sufficient to intimidate cowardly eye of fear and flame), Jump, Listen 0 (+2), Move Silently (“High”) (+2), Profession (gourmet chef) 4, Search 0, Sense Motive 0, Speak language^B (halfling), Spot 0, Survival 0.
Abilities: +1 saves, +1 thrown weapons, +2 v fear, Animal companion, Evasion, Fast movement, Favored enemy x3, Rage, Small size, Swift tracker, Wild empathy, Woodland stride
Items: Chef's Hat, Cloak, 3 or more small magical daggers, red chalk, Bedroll, Mama Bitterleaf's Secret +2 Circumstance Bonus Ingredient, Ring of Jumpng +20, stilts, Sapphire guard disguise, string, Dune, Bucket and Spade

Mr. Scruffy
True neutral male Tiny Animal (cat) animal companion
Str ≥4
Dex ≥16
Con 10
Int 2
Wis 12
Cha 7
Feats: Stealthy, Weapon Finesse^B
Skills (≥6): Listen 2, Spot 2...
Abilities: Animal companion (≥+2 HD, ≥+2 natural armor, ≥2 bonus tricks, Link, and Evasion, possibly more depending on number of Belkar's levels of ranger), Cat Skills (+4 racial bonus on Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks and a +8 racial bonus on Balance and Jump checks. Use Dexterity modifier instead of Strength modifier for Climb and Jump checks. In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus rises to +8).
Items: string.

Durkon Thundershield
Lawful Good (forum), Dwarf male Cleric 13-15 (required to cast 7th-level spells, and to lose his best 7th-level spell to Enervation).
Str 14-19 (can carry Vaarsuvius, can't carry Roy)
Dex <10 (in a SSDT, says he has a Dex penalty)
Con ~12 (no evidence, dwarf)
Int ~10 (no evidence)
Wis 17+ (required to cast 7th-level spells); also 24+ if he's level 13 (required to cast three 7th-level spells per day), and <24 if he's level 15 (required to lose his best 7th-level spell to Enervation).
Cha <10 ("low Charisma modifier" and V includes him in those w/out any Cha)
Age: 55+.
Feats (5): Extra Turning
Skills (≥31): Heal ≥1, Knowledge: Religion ≥1 (but not much greater), Ride 0, Speak language: dwarf and giant, (No Listen)
Abilities: +1 v orcs and goblinoids, +2 v spells and poison, +4 dodge AC v giants, +2 to Appraise and Craft stone and metal, bless beer*, clerical spells (Good domain, and homebrew "Thor" domain that grants Thor's Lightning, Call Lightning (DCF), and Cat's Grace; darkvision, dwarf movement, stability, stonecunning, turn undead, weapon familiarity (dwarven waraxe, urgrosh)
Items: Amulet of Natural Armor, full plate armor, holy symbol, heirloom shield, heirloom warhammer, Bedroll, religious vestments, flask, Scroll of Sending, spyglass, belt pouch.
Spells: standard cleric list, plus domain spells listed above, and unfinished Mass Death Ward.

Elan
Chaotic Good Human Male Bard 13/Dashing Swordsman ≥1
Str <=18 (can't carry Roy, and the same as Nale).
Dex 13-17 (Has Dodge, was able to roll a four on Move Silently checks)
Con ~10 (no evidence)
Int <10 (too low to cast cantrips; Belkar states Elan's int is 2, in NCPB).
Wis ≤9 (Roy says he doesn't even have a "smidgen" of Wisdom)
Cha ≥22 (Unmodified charisma ≥20)
Age: 21+ (WXP).
Feats (6): Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack, Still Spell.
Skills (≥80): Diplomacy, Hide (wished he "had put more ranks in Hide"), Move Silently ≤1, Perform (Sing) ≥6, Perform (Stringed Instruments) ≥6, Perform (wind instruments), Ride^cc≥2, Tumble.
Abilities: bardic music, bardic lore, charismatic strike, countersong, fascinate, glass damage immunity, inspire competence, inspire courage +2, inspire greatness, song of freedom, suggestion
Items: Belt of charisma, dashing outfit, silver +3 keen rapier, lute, Banjo; no armor, Drawing of Elanasaurus Rex, Boots of Elvenkind, His old clothes, his old magic rapier, kazoo (forum), jam, roller skate, pingpong bat, lantern, squirrel, The Stick, yoyo, flying carpet.
Spells: (per day ≥ 3 5 4 4 3 1; known 6 4 4 4 4 2) Animate Rope, Disguise Self, Greater Dispel Magic, Lesser Confusion, Major Image, Mass Cure Light Wounds, Mending, Neutralize Poison, Prestidigitation, Silent Image, Summon Plot Exposition, not Identify.

Haley Starshine
Chaotic Good, Human female, Rogue ≥15 (required for Improved Precise Shot)
Str 13-19 (high enough to drag the cart, but can't carry Roy)
Dex 20-21 ("modifier of +5"*)
Con ≥14 (consistent with Giant's description of Miko fight*). Tsukiko claims to have more spells than Haley's HP.
Int ≥12 (received bonus languages)
Wis ~10 (no evidence)
Cha 12+ (part of all party members with any charisma, and less than Samantha's)
Age: 25+ (was 24 here, and that was over a year ago); also, age is about 25 (forum).
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Feats (7+): Dodge (SSDT), Improved Precise Shot, Manyshot, Martial Weapon Proficiency (longbow), Point Blank Shot, Precise Shot (prerequisite for Improved Precise Shot), Ranged Sunder, Rapid Shot.
Skills (180+): Appraise, Bluff 18 (maxed out), Forgery (OOPC), Hide 18 (best skill), Open Lock 15+, Ride 0, Search, Sense Motive 2+, Tumble, Use Rope 8, Spellcraft.
Abilities: Evasion, Improved uncanny dodge, Sneak attack, Trapfinding (DCF), Trap sense, Uncanny dodge; two special rogue abilities.
Items: 8 Bags of Holding, rope, a lot of clothes, bedroll, +5 longbow of Icy Burst, Crystal's +4 blade, magic leather armor, dyed Boots of Speed (forum), at least 200,000 gp in cash, trowel, metal detector, 4+ quivers of green arrows including silver and cold iron, three potions (since Belkar took one).

Vaarsuvius
True Neutral (forum), Elf ambiguously gendered Wizard: Evoker (DCF) 15+ (required to cast Power Word: Stun).
Str 5-9 (can carry Yukyuk, and strength penalty).
Dex <12 (no real attack bonus on rays, forum).
Con <12 (lacks a decent con, forum).
Int 23 (required to cast four 6th-level spells with a base int of 18 increased to 19 at level 12).
Wis 10-11 (moderate, forum).
Cha 6-9 (can return as a ghost, and poor charisma, forum).
Age: 130+ (WXP).
Feats (11+): Alertness, Empower Spell, Extend Spell (SSDT), Maximize Spell (SSDT), Quicken Spell, Scribe Scroll (wizard bonus feat), not Silent Spell (forum), not Still Spell.
Skills (108+): Appraise +3 (from familiar), Concentrate, Craft: Alchemy, Decipher Script (SSDT), Knowledge: Arcana, Ride 0, Spot 0, Search 0, Speak Language: elf, raven, not draconic (SSDT), Spellcraft.
Abilities: Elf racial abilities, familiar: Blackwing, share spells with familiar, scry on familiar, barred schools: Conjuration and Necromancy (forum; also by elimination).
Items: Headband of Intellect +4 (required to cast four 6th-level spells with a base int of 18 at level 11), Ring of Wizardry III or IV, two small gemstones, many scrolls and spellbooks, Finding Plot Holes for Dummies, twelve more books, jar of diamond dust, two potions (SSDT), apricot-scented face gel (SSDT).
Spells: Arcane Eye, Banishment, Bull's Strength, Bugsby's Cat-Retrieving Hand, Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit, Bugsby's Flicking Finger, Bugsby's Grasping Hand, Chain Lightning, Charm Monster, Cone of Cold, Crushing Despair, Detect Magic, Dimensional Anchor, Disintegrate, Dispel Magic, Dominate Person, Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion, Expeditious Retreat, Explosive Runes, Feather Fall, Fireball, Fire Trap, Forcecage, Fly, Grasping Hand, Greater Invisibility (SSDT), Gust of Wind, Haste, Heroism, Hold Monster (SSDT), Hold Person, Hold Portal, Identify, Invisibility, discount Invisibility Sphere, Lightning Bolt, Magic Missile, Mass Bear's Endurance. Mass Bull's Strength, Mass Enlarge Person, Owl's Wisdom, Polymorph, Power Word Blind, Power Word Stun, Prestidigitation, Prismatic Spray, Protection from Arrows, Resilient Sphere (SSDT), Scorching Ray, See Invisibility, Sending, Silent Image, Sleep, Stinking Cloud (DCF), Stoneskin, Stone to Flesh, Suggestion, True Seeing, Vaarsuvius' Enhanced Scrying, Vaarsuvius' Greater Animal Messenger, Vampiric Touch, Veil, at least one sonic spell.

Blackwing (Common name)
Raven male, 15+ HD (same as Vaarsuvius).
Str 1 (racial).
Dex 15 (racial).
Con 10 (racial).
Int 13+ (familiar, based on Vaarsuvius's level).
Wis 14 (racial).
Cha 6 (racial).
Feats: Alertness, Weapon Finesse (racial bonus feats).
Skills: Listen +5, Spot +7, Use Magic Device, can use Vaarsuvius's skill ranks.
Abilities: Flight, low-light vision (both racial abilities); natural armor +8, improved evasion, empathic link, deliver touch spells, speak with birds, spell resistance 18 (all familiar abilities).
Items: bauble, sombrero, fake beard and mustache, wand.