OBJECTION! *points finger* The posters are clearly derailing the thread!
Regardless, the Lawyers aren't very competent; there's a far out-weighing of their wins (well, the bald lawyer's) to their losses (well, the haired lawyer's losses). Also, it'd be a surprising throw-away to drag them away from important confrontation; needless to say the situation would already have to be pretty silly for it to work, unless it's another Ranch Dressing situation.