GUESS WHO'S NOT SLEEPING?
Okay, so, brony pick up lines:
"Wanna see my cutie mark?"
"They ought to call you episode two, because you've got PLOT!!"
"Call me AJ, because I'm a world class bucker "
"10 seconds flat." (Geez that's practically our mating call)
"How about we take this from shipfic to clopfic (optional: in ten seconds flat)?"
"Oh, I'll make you scream louder...."
"Wanna taste the rainbow?"
Congratulations you are now Rainbow Dash. What do you do?
> Look up from my bed made entirely out of satiated lovers and sigh contentedly
Congratulations you are now Fluttershy. What do you do?
> Hide the bodies before my friends get here
Congratulations you are now Twilight. What do you do?
> Fluttershy
Congratulations you are now Pinkie Pie. What do you do?
> Wait for Fluttershy to leave and steal the bodies. Mmmmm.
Congratulations you are now Applejack. What do you do?
> ApplesApplesApplesApplesApplesApplesApplesApplesAp ples
Congratulations you are now Rarity. What do you do?
> Put down the gun. P-put it down. You're stronger than this. You can do this. PUT DOWN THE GUN
Congratulations you are now Celestia. What do you do?
> Look up from your bed of unconscious "lovers" and sigh contentedly
Congratulations you are now Luna. What do you do?
> Really wish you weren't on Celestia's bed right now. Or that she'd at least remove the ball gag
Congratulations you are now Cheerilee. What do you do?
Sweetie Belle Uhhh.....g-grade homework?
Congratulations you are now Vinyl Scratch. What do you do?
> Dubstep WHOMPWHOMPWHOMPWHOMPWHOMPWHOMP
Congratulations you are now Applebloom. What do you do?
> Wish your family wasn't the town charity case
Congratulations you are now Scootaloo. What do you do?
> Clop furiously to picture of Rainbow Dash
Congratulations you are now Sweetie Belle. What do you do?
> Bury confusing feelings about teacher
Congratulations you are now Big Mac. What do you do?
> Run entire farm and wish Granny Smith had let you finish your master's degree
Congratulations you are now Granny Smith. What do you do?
> Set your motorbike on fire and take off for the shark tank
Congratulations you are now Mrs. Cake. What do you do?
> Wish husband was more responsive and consider visiting Big Mac again
Congratulations you are now Mr. Cake. What do you do?
> Think about how golly-gee swell today is, but wonder why Mrs. Cake has been taking so many treats to the Apple family
Congratulations you are now Octavia. What do you do?
> Try not to be seen leaving Scratch's place smelling of sweat and cooking oil
Congratulations you are now Lyra. What do you do?
> Check into hospital for sexual exhaustion again
Congratulations you are now Bon Bon. What do you do?
> Find some
one thing to do while Lyra's in for her monthly visit
Congratulations you are now Roseluck. What do you do?
> Finish spreading butter down your legs and get out the clown nose and reverse saddle before Bon Bon gets impatient
Congratulations you are now Caramel. What do you do?
> Hope nopony sees you dressed up for your weekly tea party with Mr. Snugglekins and Sargeant adorabloodthirsty
Congratulations you are now Avery Stange. What do you do?
> Wallow in insanity and pony makeouts
Re: My Little Pony XXVI: Applebloom to Zecora!
