Originally Posted by Captain_Obvious You forgot Rule 1, the doctor lies. What? I couldn't resist. Rule 1 is "Don't wander off." OK, we could play this game all day... and that would totally be in line with rule 408.
If I creep into your house in the dead of night and strangle you while you sleep, you probably messed up your grammar. I'm always extremely careful to hedge myself against absolute statements.