Oh...my...Goddess! That was SO funny! I'm still laughing! :D
My favorite part:
"An' incident'lly, him 'n ye 'n me will be havin' a conversation when this be over aboot wha is an' wha is not proper behavior fer a young lady o' yer age. Do I make myself clear?"
".....Yes, sir."
Giant, can Durkon come over to MY house when he's done with Julia? Pleeeease??