My Little Pony XXXVIII: Nopony Expects Sponish Pinquisition!

[Topaz]

J. Edgar Blueblood, head of the EBI: The apples were taken down years ago and there's no evidence of organized Pegasus crime. There are no mafias.

And now I have the mental image of Blueblood repeating "I'm a proficient, remarkable pony capable of proficient and remarkable feats."