My Little Pony XXXIX: There is no Pegasus Mafia!

[Eakin]

Pinkie Pie: First she says Chimmy Cherries, then she says Cherry Changas. what does she really believe in? Can we trust this flip flopper?

"You sure can! What are we talking about?"

"Pinkie? How'd you get in here? We're trying to record a commercial!"

"I dunno! I wasn't here, and then I was like 'you know what sounds like a fun place to hang out? Here!' So now I am here!"

"Well, we're doing an ad for the party primary right now so if you could just-"

"Ooooh, a party primary? Who's throwing it? Can I throw the party secondary? That's like an after party, right? I'm really good at throwing after parties! In fact, all my parties are after parties since they were after my first party. Have I ever told you about that? Well I was growing up on this rock farm..."

Paid for by... well, probably nopony. Wow, we are all so fired