Quote Originally Posted by Anarion View Post
I, um, I didn't think that counted. I mean, doughnut shops aren't really that modern anyway, right? right guys? I mean, it's not like you'd do anything to me for forgetting the doughnut shot, right? Why is everyone looking at me like that? Guys?
...Hey, look over there! A pony! *Escapes*
Run wherever you want to, you can't escape from the Pegasus Mafia.

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Because there is no Pegasus Mafia, of course.