Quote Originally Posted by Triscuitable View Post
Those here who want to remain beardless, be thankful: I'm Scotch/Irish. There is literally no part of my face below nose level that does not sprout face-fur. I just have a regular razor to do the job, too.
I have a friend who's Persian and has had a full beard since he was twelve or so.
And he managed to accidentally light it on fire once.
*Phone rings*
Me: Yo, 'sup?
Friend: Hey, I just lit my beard on fire.
Me: What!? How?
Friend: You know how you can take a lighter and cup your hand and collect the butane in your hand and then light that on fire and have fire in your hand?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Well I just tried that with my chin.