My Little Pony XL: The Plot Thickens!

[Pokonic]

"Oh, hey, is that a time portal?"
"BUY APPLE."
"What?"
"AND PAY ATTENTION IN FABRIC CLASS."
"Huh?"
"ONE PLUSH GOES FOR $5000 ON THE INTERNET. YOU CAN SKIP UNIVERSITY AND A CAREER PATH IF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE PONY PLUSHES AND INVEST IN APPLE."

1. Write yourself as a fictinal charecter, record most major events in the 21st century.

2. Keep it obscure as possible until 1999.

3. ???

4. Prrrrrofit.

Also, copywrite the name "Eragon" and crush a young mans heart for writing. For all of us.