Quote Originally Posted by Brazen Shield View Post
*get shown the forum's April Fools update*

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...I think I'm crying in joy, you guys....
Aha! A Braz has appeared!

Stop her from escaping!

Quickly Hope-

*semi-concious slaverings*

-LT, get me some nails, a mid-range gyroscopic morphic dissimulator, four cattle prods, a moose, seven medium-sized bananas and a small, off-duty Czechoslovakia traffic warden!

... How is that going help stop her escaping?

Stop who escaping?

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Oh, no, it's not for that, I just really need that stuff for a thing I'm working on.

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*sigh* You do realise that last one would require time travel, sir.